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Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 10:08am On Nov 05, 2021
According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he claims to be the supreme god and the creator of all other gods including the Christian god.

If we shift the goalpost even farther by claiming that this is true but the current level of understanding we have as humans has limitations hence it’s impossible for us to figure that the Christian god was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the current tool at our disposal.

How would you disprove this without special pleading for the existence of your god?

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 10:53am On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he claims to be the supreme god and the creator of all other gods including the Christian god.

So did Guru Maraji, Olumba-Olumba et al. Every Mouth can say whatever it likes but Time has always been the killer of Lies, when all else fails.

Workch:

If we shift the goalpost even farther by claiming that this is true

Gbam! If it is already known that a claim is untrue, then that Untrue Claim is not up for debate.

Exactly as no one reasonably considers to raise up a claim that a man can get pregnant.

Workch:

but the current level of understanding we have as humans has limitations hence it’s impossible for us to figure that the Christian god was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the current tool at our disposal.

How would you disprove this without special pleading for the existence of your god?

Since it already known that Flying Imdomie does not exist then it is not worthy of contest or debate.

So he has lost already for not being in existence when God was Reigning! grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 11:00am On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


So did Guru Maraji, Olumba-Olumba et al. Every Mouth can say whatever it likes but Time has always been the killer of Lies, when all else fails.



Gbam! If it is already known that a claim is untrue, then that Untrue Claim is not up for debate.

Exactly as no one reasonably considers to raise up a claim that a man can get pregnant.



Since it already known that Flying Imdomie does not exist then it is not worthy of contest or debate.

So he has lost already for not being in existence when God was Reigning! grin
The claim is true.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god.

We don’t know because our understanding is limited

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 11:14am On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
The claim is true.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god.

We don’t know because our understanding is limited

As I said, everyone can say anything BUT TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURE KILLER OF LIES!

Earlier this year/last year, Happypagan aka KnownUnkown did exactly this same madness as you do, and . Almighty Time shut him off, no storm gathered, Silence.

Same for Otematum, we all see him as mad as Guru and co was.

Right now, you are the noisemaker, yet as your threads and monikers have proven, you have no followership and no one follows your manufactured religion. Those who follow you are the same well known Satanist whom themselves have shown that no one can reasonably take Indomie Bird seriously.

It does not have any clout at all.

Time did not even allow it to exist! grin

So guru maraji and co are even greater than it. grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 11:26am On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


As I said, everyone can say anything BUT TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURE KILLER OF LIES!

Earlier this year/last year, Happypagan aka KnownUnkown did exactly this same madness as you do, and . Almighty Time shut him off, no storm gathered, Silence.

Same for Otematum, we all see him as mad as Guru and co was.

Right now, you are the noisemaker, yet as your threads and monikers have proven, you have no followership and no one follows your manufactured religion. Those who follow you are the same well known Satanist whom themselves have shown that no one can reasonably take Indomie Bird seriously.

It does not have any clout at all.

Time did not even allow it to exist! grin

So guru maraji and co are even greater than it. grin
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god and we cannot test it with the current tool at our disposal.

It’s either you accept that or you develop a tool to disprove it.

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 11:57am On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god and we cannot test it with the current tool at our disposal.

It’s either you accept that or you develop a tool to disprove it.

Everyone can say anything, including the insane, BUT TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURE KILLER OF LIES! grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by HappyPagan: 12:10pm On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:

Happypagan aka KnownUnkown
Lol.
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 12:16pm On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Everyone can say anything, including the insane, BUT TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURE KILLER OF LIES! grin
Everyone have myopic knowledge and understanding.
We will soon get to that stage when we can test that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god as we improve our understanding of the universe.

It’s either you accept it or disprove it

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 12:27pm On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
Everyone have myopic knowledge and understanding.

grin Including you! grin so, normal! grin

[quote author=Workch post=107351632[
We will soon get to that stage when we can test that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god as we improve our understanding of the universe. [/quote]

grin Yeah! Like the test carried out by a certain Corolla to see the Camry created the Prado, to improve our understanding of the driving environment! grin grin grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 12:33pm On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin Including you! grin so, normal! grin

Exactly, that’s why i cannot disprove that Flying Spaghetti Monster created Christian god

It seem true to me since it has not been disproven

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 1:17pm On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
Exactly, that’s why i cannot disprove that Flying Spaghetti Monster created Christian god

It seem true to me since it has not been disproven

grin You are the one fighting with yourself! grin I am just here for your show! grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 1:20pm On Nov 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin You are the one fighting with yourself! grin I am just here for your show! grin
I am telling you the claim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Which says he created Yahweh.

It’s true because it cannot be disproven.

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Niflheim(m): 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2021
I even heard that when objects enter inside a black hole, they go through a process known as SPAGHETTIFICATION!!!
.
This is surely the clue that we need to know the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" had a hand in the creation of the Universe!!!

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2021
Niflheim:
I even heard that when objects enter inside a black hole, they go through a process known as SPAGHETTIFICATION!!!
.
This is surely the clue that we need to know the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" had a hand in the creation of the Universe!!!
lol,

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he claims to be the supreme god and the creator of all other gods including the Christian god.

If we shift the goalpost even farther by claiming that this is true but the current level of understanding we have as humans has limitations hence it’s impossible for us to figure that the Christian god was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the current tool at our disposal.

How would you disprove this without special pleading for the existence of your god?

Did you forget to take your medication today?
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2021
PastorM:


Did you forget to take your medication today?
how do you mean?
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by A001: 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2021
Niflheim:
I even heard that when objects enter inside a black hole, they go through a process known as SPAGHETTIFICATION!!!
.
This is surely the clue that we need to know the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" had a hand in the creation of the Universe!!!
Lols. Dliespeaker, here's the evidence you seek.

It's now been proven beyond any reasonable doubt that FSM is the one true God. It's scientific grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by A001: 10:48pm On Nov 05, 2021
cool

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 11:42pm On Nov 05, 2021
Workch:
I am telling you the claim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Which says he created Yahweh.

It’s true because it cannot be disproven.

Na you get your mouth! grin
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 5:54am On Nov 06, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Na you get your mouth! grin
Its fact.

Flying Spaghetti Monster created Yahweh
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Nothingserious: 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2021
[quote author=Workch post=107348437]According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he claims to be the supreme god and the creator of all other gods including the Christian god.

If we shift the goalpost even farther by claiming that this is true but the current level of understanding we have as humans has limitations hence it’s impossible for us to figure that the Christian god was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the current tool at our disposal.

How would you disprove this without special pleading for the existence of your god?[/quote

So you came to open a thread on spaghetti again? I said it a countless times that you really have a strong obsession with spaghetti. And that’s an established observation.

Well for your information, evidences for the Yahweh God can and had been marshaled out successfully without any contingency on spaghetti.

If you are doing a research on spaghetti, meet spaghetti apologists to help you out.

Yahweh God exists necessarily. Spaghetti, if it exists , has a contingent existence. It is part of nature and wouldn’t have produced a supernatural being. It is part of matter and wouldn’t have produced an immaterial God.
It is bound by space and time and wouldn’t have produced a timeless and transcendent God.

We cannot help you quench your obsession with spaghetti .
Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Nothingserious: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin Including you! grin so, normal! grin


The guy failed to see the ridiculousness of his category error.

Let him continue strawmanning himself.
He will set a target for himself to get obsessed with spaghetti. If no one talks about it, then he drags Christians in to assist him talk about spaghetti through God.

Then he concluded and pats himself in the back for doing well in the arguments.

How else do we define disillusionment?

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Dtruthspeaker: 5:36pm On Nov 07, 2021
Nothingserious:


The guy failed to see the ridiculousness of his category error.

Let him continue strawmanning himself.
He will set a target for himself to get obsessed with spaghetti. If no one talks about it, then he drags Christians in to assist him talk about spaghetti through God.

Then he concluded and pats himself in the back for doing well in the arguments.

How else do we define disillusionment?

grin he is the definition! grin

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Re: Russell’s teapot: An argument that reveals the ridiculousness of religion by Workch: 6:34pm On Nov 07, 2021
[quote author=Nothingserious post=107411518][/quote]I agree that yahweh exist, I also agree that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created him.
cheesy

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