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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Munzy14(m): 5:22pm On Nov 05, 2021

TeamLeader:
U

Lmao...dead.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by vinceyinnovation: 5:23pm On Nov 05, 2021

BlackfireX:
@op and you that commented...

The post is not funny, very dry, annoying, degrades intelligence , I mean it is a total hogwash

Ban this post

Depression is really hitting hard on you, indeed Sapa is real. Take heart.

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Nghada(m): 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2021

Take it easy

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by YourFavorite21(m): 5:28pm On Nov 05, 2021

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by EmekaBlue(m): 5:38pm On Nov 05, 2021

I didn't find any funny maybe because I'm broke and angry/sad

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Munzy14(m): 5:39pm On Nov 05, 2021

Geeman2006:

Hahaha. Funny thread. I'm guilty of this. Always counting to confirm. I no wan stories.

Almost everyone does... grin

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Depressed101: 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2021

int0x80:
This is fuccking funny

they will rob you and steal it grin

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by abeliver: 6:06pm On Nov 05, 2021

BlackfireX:
@op and you that commented...

The post is not funny, very dry, annoying, degrades intelligence , I mean it is a total hogwash

Ban this post

okay Sir

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Testimony1988(m): 6:08pm On Nov 05, 2021

TeamLeader:
J

hmmmm.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ekg911(m): 6:12pm On Nov 05, 2021

TeamLeader:
Y

is it paying? E dey pain me eeh

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ayo081(m): 6:22pm On Nov 05, 2021

YourFavorite21:
Me and one man nearly exchange blow, inside Fidelity bank on Wednesday, after standing in the queue for over 2 hours, finally it was my turn to withdraw, Werey came and told me to wait that he wants to withdraw first, say na my senior him be, with a commanding tone o, no single atom of politeness, omo I no gree, I pushed him back, and the guy standing behind me did the same too, and he learnt his lesson no be say the fool Don old o, he should be around 45.

Very, especially in a country where the avg. life span is 55 grin

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by caye(m): 6:25pm On Nov 05, 2021

vinceyinnovation:

Depression is really hitting hard on you, indeed Sapa is real. Take heart.

The guy is totally cynical; a real 'Oshonu'; always expecting bad and not good.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Geeman2006: 7:19pm On Nov 05, 2021

Munzy14:

Almost everyone does...

Lol

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Yoighaman(m): 7:28pm On Nov 05, 2021

Hilarious thread

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by freedomchild: 7:39pm On Nov 05, 2021

Fapemz:
Uncle good morning, we never see your post on WhatsApp today. Hope you are OK sir.

Me: Hmm... Aburo, na serious matter oo. It was serious last night at my neighbour's residence .

Around 8 p.m., he saw a snake in the living room, so he called everyone to come and help kill the snake. You know how African solidarity works. We each arrived with a big stick in hand, a total of 7 fellows. Once in the living room, we saw the big snake looking at us, we closed the doors and surrounded it.

We said to the snake: "your own don finish". It curled up. As everyone advanced towards it for the kill, Boooom!!! NEPA STRUCK! ...

Pandamonium! It was "save yourself if you can" in the living room. We no longer knew where the snake was and where the exits were. When someone touches you a little, you hit with the stick, thinking it was the snake. Screams, injuries, pains, followed ... I got out of there miraculously but with a broken arm, two broken teeth, torn t-shirt and a swollen head.

I believe this snake works with "NEPA."

NEPA DON KILL US OOO!
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hahaaha.. You funny die

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by delpee(f): 8:11pm On Nov 05, 2021

Hilarious! grin

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by CakesToolsOvens(f): 8:47pm On Nov 05, 2021

I have saved all grin

Thanks op

For your locallly fabricated ovens, please check my profile.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Jamodeen95(m): 9:01pm On Nov 05, 2021

Nice one OP. You've made my day with laughter today. Happy weekend grin

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by backbone503(m): 9:57pm On Nov 05, 2021

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by jrobbins: 12:26am On Nov 06, 2021

TeamLeader:
U

This pic made me think my screen was cracked.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Cenvista: 2:11am On Nov 06, 2021

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Creditalerts: 4:08am On Nov 06, 2021

Timoleon:
u

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by virginchaser(m): 7:07am On Nov 06, 2021

At the end of your withdrawal, a cute girl came around begging for t fare back to her school. Out pity you gave her 500 bucks. Instead of her to go she kept asking everyone same thing after their withdrawal.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Caseless: 8:20am On Nov 06, 2021

TeamLeader:
T

This got me laughing seriously.

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by DSC7: 11:03am On Nov 06, 2021

Funny

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ahasco(m): 6:35pm On Nov 06, 2021

TeamLeader:
U

ehn, they want to find out if there is network problem na or if cash don finish for vault lol

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ahasco(m): 6:37pm On Nov 06, 2021

TeamLeader:
In addition

abeg lwtmb

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