The Story of a Lawmaker Who Turned Lovemaker & Got Kidnapped

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One Friday night, Honorable told his two fat, illiterate wives that tomorrow he will go for a two-day workshop in Kaduna, i.e. Saturday and Sunday. Maybe it was a workshop on 'The Techniques of "Bedmathics" and the Art of "Sextology" and "Fuckography"'.

But, in reality, there is no any workshop, conference or seminar of whatsoever, but a rendezvous with his mistress.

This lawmaker, who turned lovemaker, hailed from Rot-Waste and was kidnapped at Jere town along Kaduna-Abuja highway on his way to meet his prostitute in Kaduna.

The said prostitute hired hoodlums and orchestrated everything. She called the Honorable Lovemaker and asked him what type of a car he was driving to her place that day and the color of his cloth.

"To make Madam Harlot happy, why not stop and snap a pic and send to her? That won't be a bad idea," Honorable Randy decided.

In the name of love, she pretended that she was eager to meet him that day, so she keep calling and asking where was he along the highway, did he reach so so place? And she communicated the info to her thugs waiting in the forest. But the mumu Lovemaker won't spot the redflag.

To make a long a story short, honorable lovemaker was identified and kidnapped at a roadblock put up by madam's boys. That day his erected dick wilted on its own without seeing any pussy. After spending days at the den of kidnappers, Honorable got his frreedom after parting ways with #60 million.


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It is well oo...

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