excellence44:
Problem no dey finish. Chai
Slowamiir this simp need training asap.

siofra:


THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE ADVICE ON NAIRALAND.

ednut1:
May my 20 year old daughter not ever cross useless men like this. Not everyone get wets down there. She is using lub to ease the pain

sharpwriter:


As much as I don't like your" trollish" nature on nairaland, yet you are right about the mumu you quoted

siofra:


Whatever

Knows:
u never hear say slomamiir don die? May his stupid soul rip.

sharpwriter:

let's chat privately na

siofra:


Nope!

I'm a man, I'm a troll, I'm an evening newspaper, I'm an olosho, I'm a bitter feminist, I'm lonely, I'm depressed, I'm mentally disturbed, I'm ugly, I'm a chronic attention seeker, I'm even a single mother and a divorcee etc

Trust me you don't wanna get involved with this kind of person.

Techibi6777:
Do you have an Ac in your room? If you do then try turning it real down.

Secondly she is probably really experienced. Fear girls of this generation! I have a girl of 21 yrz who every time after sex I question where she learnt to Bleep like that.

All my life even with Olosho I never jam anybody with that kind of bedmatics. She bleeps like a professional porn star and if we Bleep like 10x she's sure to defeat me 6x. Smallie o.

So I'll just be wondering na marathon sex I go dey do for my life everyday if I marry this one? I don't have that energy abeg. Meanwhile she's like super good and knows exactly what I want in a woman, but I fear her skills is from years of experience which she always denies. Local man is really confused!

Lee99:
Your babe na olosho, simple and short. She no get feelings for the kpanshing so she just wan do am to satisfy you since you be her provider, such a SIMPle man you are.

Knows:
u never hear say slomamiir don die? May his stupid soul rip.

Youngpo413:
Is she average height,fair and somewhat chubby and endowed?

Pjoko:
This is surprising to me, I caught my girlfriend Using Lubricant. At first I noticed it and asked her to lay down straight, she refused, I insisted until and I found out there She applied lubricant when she went to the kitchen to drink water as she had asked me to hold on, while she drinks water from the kitchen.

This girl is 20yrs old. My people how can I girl of that age use lubricant? I asked her why she uses it, she said:

Because some times she could be dry and I asked why she was hiding it from me?

I asked her, Why would you be dry even when I romance you at your age?

I asked her don't you truly love me?

Are you in love with someone else?

This girl I am talking about, I love her so much and I have provided everything she wants to keep her comfortable.

I think she is not in love with me?
Maybe because she is a little taller than me? Maybe because she loves someone else?
Maybe because my lifestyle isn't cool to her?

But a lot of times I have got her unaware and we made love, I never noticed any dryness, at nights I have woke her up and we made love, I never noticed any dryness.

Does it means she applies this within the day and before she goes to bed? Please someone help me.

Techibi6777:

Absolutely! And how did you manage to guess correctly?

Pjoko:
This is surprising to me, I caught my girlfriend Using Lubricant. At first I noticed it and asked her to lay down straight, she refused, I insisted until and I found out there She applied lubricant when she went to the kitchen to drink water as she had asked me to hold on, while she drinks water from the kitchen.

This girl is 20yrs old. My people how can I girl of that age use lubricant? I asked her why she uses it, she said:

Because some times she could be dry and I asked why she was hiding it from me?

I asked her, Why would you be dry even when I romance you at your age?

I asked her don't you truly love me?

Are you in love with someone else?

This girl I am talking about, I love her so much and I have provided everything she wants to keep her comfortable.

I think she is not in love with me?
Maybe because she is a little taller than me? Maybe because she loves someone else?
Maybe because my lifestyle isn't cool to her?

But a lot of times I have got her unaware and we made love, I never noticed any dryness, at nights I have woke her up and we made love, I never noticed any dryness.

Does it means she applies this within the day and before she goes to bed? Please someone help me.

airminem:
after lite up, carry your old KALA blast him left leg, the use your new KALA blast your own right leg WTF MAN... Smh

airminem:
after lite up, carry your old KALA blast him left leg, the use your new KALA blast your own right leg WTF MAN... Smh

sharpwriter:

let's chat privately na

lasisi69:
you want to chat Adetunji ??

Knows:
u never hear say slomamir don die? May his stupid soul rip.

sharpwriter:


Lol, you Sabi am ba?

cover

airminem:
after lite up, carry your old KALA blast him left leg, the use your new KALA blast your own right leg WTF MAN... Smh

lasisi69:
lol... Someone blew his cover

Joysticks:
A girl who enjoys sex with a guy will squirt or his dickk will have her fluids on it during banging.Na olosho dey first rub lube for clit before sex because there is no emotion between her and her customer.

ImoleNaija:


You don't mean this, do you?

airminem:
after lite up, carry your old KALA blast him left leg, the use your new KALA blast your own right leg WTF MAN... Smh