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Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by DeJoeee(m): 11:46am On Dec 27, 2021
I entered my ancient village yesterday night. As usual, I did some courtesy visitation this morning that led to my acquiring some ancient red pills that I want to share with us.

Family background
I am from an extended family and my father is the 14th child.
My grandpa married Four wives (1 Igbo my grandma, 2 Ijaws, and 1 Ughelli).

The Ughelli wife(84 yrs) is the youngest and only surviving among them (She's my foster grandma).
I actually visited her this morning. She was disappointed with me for not getting a girl pregnant at my age(wify things) and that led to the story that formed this thread.
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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:52am On Dec 27, 2021
Guy we dey wait abeg.
Your grandpa really enjoyed ooo
Igbo, Ijaws and Urhobo among a host of concubines tongue
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by DeJoeee(m): 12:01pm On Dec 27, 2021
First of all let me share how they met.
1. Foster Granny is a missionary trained nurse based in Sapele
2. Grandpa is a colonial police officer working with the colonial quarters in Warri
3. Grandpa's Pregnant Igbo wife was referred to a Sapele hospital for maternity check up.
4. Grandpa met the 18 years old young nurse and like a lion that found a prey, went into action immediately.
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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
Firstorderwizard:
Guy we dey wait abeg.
Your grandpa really enjoyed ooo
Igbo, Ijaws and Urhobo among a host of concubines tongue
Lol Him grandpa dey learn where my popsman dey. Three Edo' s one Yoruba, one Igbo, one American and one Caribbean.

Op abeg dey drop am well na. This kind totori no good
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:10pm On Dec 27, 2021
Killbillz:

Lol Him grandpa dey learn where my popsman dey. Three Edo' s one Yoruba, one Igbo, one American and one Caribbean.

Op abeg dey drop am well na. This kind totori no good

While ordinary girl friend dey frown face if I chat with another female. Just chat ooo.
I need to go back to the ancient ways walai
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Nobody: 12:24pm On Dec 27, 2021
Firstorderwizard:


While ordinary girl friend dey frown face if I chat with another female. Just chat ooo.
I need to go back to the ancient ways walai
Lol.. frown face how? She no dey chat other guys? She's probably insecure. If u love her reassure her that her position is safe. Abi she done catch u ontop matters before cheesy
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by DeJoeee(m): 12:56pm On Dec 27, 2021
Sorry for the delay, calls came in

According to my granny, despite all the young virile suitors that keep disturbing her for marriage(She's a beautiful educated nurse and a virgin for that matter)
one thing struck her about my grandpa

1. He was so confident and full of himself. While others keep buying her things and being nice to her i.e playing around the gallery without telling her straight what they actually want. My grandpa was very direct and straight to the point.

Lesson number one: Be confident and go for what you want. My grandpa wasn't afraid of going for what he wants even when it's obvious he had a wife already.

2. My grandpa just met her and told her one word that struck her "I think you're beautiful enough to enjoy what other women are enjoying in my house".
She went home thinking of that single punchline "What other women are enjoying in my house"

Lesson 2: Always carry this mentality of You're the price. With this punchline, my grandpa subtly communicated to her that She's the one that actually needs him and not the other way round.
Lesson 2ii: Be unique, other simps was busy chasing around her while my grandpa just came into the picture and dropped a single punchline like a boss.
This got her thinking about him all day long

Let me also add that I was the person that arranged the lessons based on my red pill orientation. She only narrated the story to me.

More details later

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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
DeJoeee:
Sorry for the delay, calls came in

According to my granny, despite all the young virile suitors that keep disturbing her for marriage(She's a beautiful educated nurse and a virgin for that matter)
one thing struck her about my grandpa

1. He was so confident and full of himself. While others keep buying her things and being nice to her i.e playing around the gallery without telling her straight what they actually want. My grandpa was very direct and straight to the point.

Lesson number one: Be confident and go for what you want. My grandpa wasn't afraid of going for what he wants even when it's obvious he had a wife already.

2. My grandpa just met her and told her one word that struck her "I think you're beautiful enough to enjoy what other women are enjoying in my house".
She went home thinking of that single punch "What other women are enjoying in my house"

Lesson 2: Always carry this mentality of You're the price. With this punchline, my grandpa subtly communicated to her that She's the one that actually needs him and not the other way round.
Lesson 2ii: Be unique, other simps was busy chasing around her while my grandpa just came into the picture and dropped a single punchline like a boss.
This got her thinking about him all day long

Let me also add that I was the person that arranged the lessons based on my red pill orientation. She only narrated the story to me.

More details later

This is getting interesting grin
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by odinson1(m): 1:02pm On Dec 27, 2021
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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by DeJoeee(m): 1:28pm On Dec 27, 2021
The powerful punchline got her thinking so much that She befriended the Pregnant Igbo wife.
Always asking indirect questions to find out about him.
Remember, the wife at this point is not aware that the husband is pursuing another meat.

Based on her findings
1. He performs his husband duties wonderfully well and controls his harem of women like a real man
2. He takes good care of himself. The white police uniform shines brilliantly , sharply ironed and always well tucked in with stockings.
3. He sets a very high standards in his house.
None of the wives will dare to thwart any of his orders
4. He speaks slowly but confidently

Lessons;
1. Women's herd mentality is as old as mankind. If a girl tells wonderful stories of your manliness in her group, other girls automatically likes you and develops interest infact you can fvck them all if you actually want.
2. Take good care of yourself as a man. Dress well, speak sparingly but confidently. Let your words carry this manly power.
3. Set your standards and don't lower it for any bitch. You will loosing opportunities of attracting other girls if you do.
Sometimes when you woo a girl, She may likely go behind your back to investigate you.

Pardon the grammatical errors, it's difficult typing with phone
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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
I think this simp thing started long before we thought.
I know of our ancestors that married all their wives as virgins.
I mean first, second, third etc. all married as virgins.
What went wrong in our time I don't know lipsrsealed
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Jonasbadoo(m): 1:14am On Dec 28, 2021
Fully following

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Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by hismerhill(m): 1:23am On Dec 28, 2021
This piece is interesting
Re: Ancient Red Pill: Lessons From The Ancestors by Double0h7(f): 1:55am On Dec 28, 2021
This gave me the image of a little boy trying on his dad's shoes grin

It's not by words that you will become a great man. You're here shouting bitch, and talking like an effeminate man (too much talk) and you think you will attract or keep a "harem" of women in the 21st century. grin grin grin

Boys... wake the Bleep up and go and make money kiss

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