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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by ofuonyebi: 2:56pm On Jan 16, 2022
i will Hope the woman was massaging her pussy with the tyrod like cucumber when she slept of from the estacy
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Aktob: 2:57pm On Jan 16, 2022
kolafolabi:
This is something one needs to worry about. Is either she is a nympho or the husband does not satisfy to expectation. I recommend an harmless Viagra product for the husband so as to save his marriage..

Will the Viagra increase the size ?
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Chochovini: 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
freshkpomo:

I will ask her what is it doing on the bed, if she says she was about eating it and slept off. I will jejely smell it to be sure, then hand it back to her..

Two days time she will meet me sleeping with two naked women, if she ask, I will also say to her that I was about eating them and I slept off.
. Yes....U‘ll be explaining that on a Hospital bed with a broken head that‘s been bandaged all round.

Unless you didn‘t marry any of these indomie generation, sharwama loving / sex loving ladies of these days.

I take a stroll....

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Munzy14(m): 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
HenryDion:
Most unattractive seduction. What happened to wearing a sexy lingerie, with alluring candle scents while playing 'I Want Your Sex,” by George Michael?
Hehehehehe fantasy... cheesy
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by kabukabu50(m): 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
Look at all these small boys wey never handle woman before.

Getting on top and furiously pounding yam IS CLEARLY NOT WORKInG.

Studies say less than 30% of women get to the mountain top through regular snacking.

Women are emotional and more sensory than men.

Seduce your woman and talk to her,ask her what she likes and both of you experiment together.

Teamwork makes the dream work not 1 man soldier.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by EXLOVER(m): 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
SimeonOTC:

Imagine after doing all this and she still end up telling you she isn't satisfygrin
Anyway, you are saying all this because you are sex starve tongue


Swears my man, the guy is down bad.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Munzy14(m): 3:00pm On Jan 16, 2022
Nonexisting:
You read too much romantic useless novels, stop it before it turns you to a vicious simp. That's if you are not one already.
Lmao..Not a novel case...Some ladies fantasize about that alot...Av heard from one or two..

Just turn the atmosphere to blues.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by tollyboy5(m): 3:02pm On Jan 16, 2022
NwaNimo1:
I will shout.......

[img]https://media1./images/8449c89b2a5a67af4d98b99a8e403eee/tenor.gif?itemid=21379361[/img]

...and then freeze!
Most underrated comment grin

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by yusluvad(m): 3:02pm On Jan 16, 2022
cheesy cheesy
Nonexisting:
You read too much romantic useless novels, stop it before it turns you to a vicious simp. That's if you are not one already.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Navalsadiq(m): 3:04pm On Jan 16, 2022
Just take her from behind
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by vickthourh(m): 3:08pm On Jan 16, 2022
First thing :smell the cucumber..
If it’s smells cunt..
Forget it...you are not doing you house work well,or she needs a bigger pricky
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2022
I will shoot that cucumber,it could be pickle Rick on disguise.

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Spherical77(m): 3:11pm On Jan 16, 2022
joviegghead:
Hmm
Slap her back to life, while holding the cucumber for an explanation!

If she has been starving me of sex, then she's leaving my house. She's mad.
Your one room abi na room and palour house wink smiley
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Amah70: 3:13pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

After doing this today to her, will you be able to do same the next day? Some babes can take that 24/7 - no complaints. But when you fail them for one or two days in a row, they can go back to the cucumber.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by bewla(m): 3:15pm On Jan 16, 2022
mymadam:
Eat IT, of course lipsrsealed
Which of it will you eat
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Elidrisy20: 3:16pm On Jan 16, 2022
She's trying to tell you, that you have to get hard like the cucumber
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by mymadam(m): 3:21pm On Jan 16, 2022
bewla:
Which of it will you eat

Chai, yet another baaad guy. Please repent ASAP grin

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Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by EkiranAlexmedia(m): 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

Guy, take it easy
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Victorclean1: 3:33pm On Jan 16, 2022
Angelfrost:


Satisfy, satisfy, satisfy... Everything and Everytime satisfy a woman!!!

That's why many men have become quite useless in life!!!

Sex nowadays is all about satisfying women at all cost! It's so funny and pathetic!!!

Yes we are meant to be satisfy in all angle. It's not easy to be a man. Without a woman there can't be a real man, there can't be need for man to struggle.

The world is for men to conquer while men is for women to conquer. World belong to men and men belongs to women.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jan 16, 2022
I’ll join in the exploration… I’d even get more toys grin
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Burgerlomo: 3:39pm On Jan 16, 2022
Just jejely look for one corner and cry in peace because the message she's trying to pass to you is a very heartbreaking one.

Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by ajl: 3:39pm On Jan 16, 2022
maak400:
Which kain topic be dis, today is Sabbath day, keep it holy joor grin

Which sabbath day? You are dead wrong on that. The true sabbath was yesterday, Saturday. More so, wetin concern an African man with sabbath day. What's the "sabbath" day for your own spiritual tradition?
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by meobizy(f): 3:48pm On Jan 16, 2022
Everything is news on Nairaland.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jan 16, 2022
Pour myself a large glass of whiskey and smoke some weed, What da fork esle should i do? undecided
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by oshiokpu(m): 3:54pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.


Bros, let me give you this advice for free . That hole is like a bottomless pit. You can never truly, completely fill up or satisfy that hole. Know this and know peace. Just do your thing and stand up to go look for money!
I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by lukency(m): 3:54pm On Jan 16, 2022
I would just ask her a simple question. Is it our family Doctor who advised her to take more vegetables to the extent of eating and dropping some on the bed.
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jan 16, 2022
SmellySperm:

Eat which of them exactly? There're two things there. The coochie or the cucumber?



THE CUCUMBER HAS BECOME THE COOCHIE., THE COOCHIE HAS BECOME THE CUCUMBER ….

Both are safe for consumption grin
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Emmahunk(m): 3:58pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

For sure, you will miss heaven
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Jamesbiodun(m): 4:00pm On Jan 16, 2022
U read comment for a living grin
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Tareq1105: 4:04pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

Won't you come down when you're tired?
Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Springboot: 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2022
Wash and eat it, I like that fruit.

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