wecome to nairalands TALES BY MOONLIGHT

Jagunlabi, Horus, Jantavanta, Mikylohae,

You all need to come and take your medicine.

Look jagunlabi, you need to change ya name to Akannato so you can fit in with the rest of ya skyhigh brothers.

Mikylohae, I got a question for you. Do you smoke igbo?

I just ran into Annanuki and Nibiru at the busstop. Annanuki was waiting for molue but Nibiru said to remind you guys about your medicine, don't forget to take them. He said you don't want Dhengi to come down from planetX with anger. Mikylahoe, if you smoke that ganja finish and climb to skyhigh make you take style find short cut from there return yaself home to planet X. No come back here o

Prelude to Expedition

" , and now my Comrades; I want you to meet the Leader of the Expedition: Space Captain Olokun". The sound-proofed door swung open and a woman of no minor size marched into the office of Admiral Watanabe; the Shegun of Palm Tree Planet's Interstellar Space Navy. There were rumours that he may rise to be the Aare Ona Kakanfo; a title that originated from the last days of Home Planet Ile, before The Impact of the asteroid that crashed on Atlantis, fragmenting the land mass into several continents. The resulting Flood forced many people to evacuate in spaceships, to their present planet. Genetic samples of useful animals, were taken along the exodus to Palm Tree planet. No one knew what befell those who refused to evacuate Planet Ile.

She slowed down as she approached the Red Table where the Highest Exploration decisions are taken.

She gave the Martial Salute to the partipants in Expedition Powder. Four captains sat around the table; Shango, Wachuku, Atahunava and Ochu. Watanabe motioned to the empty chair. Olokun sat down slowly, wandering what in the Galaxy would pull her away from her Training School duties.

Watanabe cleared his throught briefly, picked up a small bottle of liquor and libated a few drops to the ancestors who had stubbornly refused to be evacuated into spaceships, as the asteroid was getting closer."Ashe", they all whispered in unison. Olokun patted the sides of her black kinky hair. Atahunava toyed with his red dreadlocks. Wachuku had naturally straight black hair. On Palm Tree Planet, everyone's hair varied from tight kinky to loose curly to straight.

"Now comrades, we have received reports from Commander Orunmila's expedition that there are tribes of discolored people roaming the icy northern parts of Planet Ile." Orunmila had spent 400 days touring the planet. "You mean albinos?", asked Shango, the Head of Electrical Systems Group of the Navy. " Well, I do not know what would could make albinos to detach and congregate in tribes. Orunmila mentioned that these people had blue eyes and yellow staight hair. Also when he stepped out of his spaceship onto their cold and icy terrain, they bowed down and worshipped him. He was given a name, something like 'Thor' or 'Tor' ". "Perhaps Orunmila also decided to go native and marry one of their women", Atahunava joked.

"Well, comrades it is a fact that their are people with a strange appearance roaming the northern icy parts of Ile. You all are to go and bring back one male and one female of these so-called Norse people. We want to know how come they are different from the rest of us. Fine, they are obviously human beings, we should not disturb their way of life. But whatever made them to pale away should not affect us; we do not want to be backwarded by paleness. These people had to be taught by Orunmila to communicate with Orishas!".

Olokun asked her own question:"Are we going on exploration or colonization? What do we have to gain from these people?"

"I see that you underestimate the knowledge of doing research on these people. Watanabe shrugged his shoulders and continued, " Fine, you may see them as backward today. But they are living under very harsh and cold weather conditions. A harsh enviroment can be a stimulus for an eventual domineering spirit. Not that they can one day come and conquer us, but what about our ancestors that we left behind after The Impact that caused The Flood? They are in a much more conducive enviroment.

Olokun tried to imagine her role in Expedition Powder. About a year ago she participated in an Architectural expedition to build Pyramids on The Red Planet that was close to Ile. Exploration: OK. But colonizaton, for human labour? There were robots and machines that were producing robots and machines on Palm Tree Planet.

"Well, your mission remains to go and bring back samples of these presumably human species." With this final statement, Admiral Watanabe asked Olokun to take charge of the meeting. He warned them not to come back empty-handed. All of them stoood up to salute him as he walked out through his private door.

I DON DIE oooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jantavanta,

Did you say they have palm tree over there? How much is the palm wine on that planet? Hold on make I grab my hat and jug. Oya, abeg beam me to that planet.

Chariots of Fire, Vehicles Fire, Rockets of Fire

Greetings to Everybody.
Ancient astronautics deals with the research on extraterrestrial visitations that took place long before
the present technological age. A lot of visitations have become myths that have been found their way into
scriptures of almost all religions. For example, the book written by Professor Wande Abimbola: Ifa: A literary Corpus, there is a description of spaceship using symbolic language.


Human-like Gods that come down from the sky and angels represented as winged creatures,
are examples of myths that have evolved from attempts to describe space travelers. The Heavens and
Outer Space are synonymous. Science and Technology is older than the present human race

Negro_Nts, take a drawing of a palm tree. It fits into a geometrical shape known as an ellipse.
An ellipse is the path traced by a body undergoing gravitational pull, e.g. a planet. A Palm Tree
can be the symbolic representation of a planet.

If I hear you again insert my name in vain in that nonsense fantasy I go fling this thunder rod wey dey mah right hand make e come rattle ya yansh. I don see trouble ooo, chei!

Abeg someone should tell the moderator to move this thread to the jokes / entertainment section, this is the funniest thread i have read on nairaland

Thunder is the sound that comes from molecules of air violently moving against each other.
Lightning is the electrical discharge that comes out of the same process.

This topic begs an infinite number of questions - ultimately indicating that it is not a sound topic.

God Is An Annunaki

Good. So, where did the Annunaki come from?

And Came From Planet X Or "Nibiru".

And where did [b]Planet X Or "Nibiru" [/b]originate from?

Sparring with Field Marshall Olodumarey

Admiral Watanabe had just finished a discussion with his long time comrade; Amadiohar. They had been together in Interplanetry Explorations during their cadet days of the Interstellar Navy. Amadiohar had chosen a career in Tactics and History, while Watanabe prefered Military Intelligence.
It had been 10 million years since the arrival of the first settlers from Ile to Palm Tree planet. The journey out of their former solar system to the present one, across the lifeless void of the Cosmos was the biggest exodus in the history of the human race or the Gods, as lesser endowed mortals would call them. Their former world; Atlantis, had been fragmented into several continents by an asteroid falling from Outer Space, causing a Great Flood.

Watanabe was in the Supreme Headquarters complex. There were cries of salutations from other officers around. He preferred to stroll rather than use the hovercar reseved for officers of his rank. People stared at him as he took the elevator that went direct to the Field Marshall's office; the Aare Onakakanfo: Olodumarey. After the usual security clearance, he moved to the gymanasium where Olodum was practising his Katas of their martial art. Watanabe chose a black uniform from the changing room and bounced into the gymanasium floor. Olodum began to move in a circle, with Watanabe tracking the revolution, maintaining eye contact with Olodum.
"Kioy!", Watanabe cartwheeled foward and and transferred his momentum to a punch intended for Olodum's chest. Olodum sidestepped the attack and struck his sparring partner with a right-swinging chop. They both smiled as they recovered their balance, then continued sevaral hit and miss katas.
"I see you you are in good shape, my dear Field Marshall".
"Its good to have a sparring partner come to my office once in a while."
The sport was ensured that the two generals were physically fit and agile.

They were now in Olodum's parlour.
"Tell me Watanabe, how are we going to reassert our presence back on Planet Ile?"
"Very simple, we use our space ships as technological marvels on the inhabitants. Let them call our jet planes, chariots of fire. Let them call our amphibious spaceships, human-swallowing fish. Let them call us Angels from the Most High."
"So, what is the status of the latest expeditions?"
"My Field Marshall, we had to support our friends with weapons to maintain their territory against invaders. We have been taking sides in warfare. We even had to empower some Kings to be seen as sent from above".
"So, some of Ile's inhabitants now look up to our presence, even if they cannot see us?"
"Yes, they even say prayers to us. They say you, Olodumarey, is their Creator!"
They both laughed heartily.
"In that case the Supreme Council will approve more funds for our campaign to win back Planet Ile. "

They discussed other affairs of State and parted with a date for another meeting.

@ jantawateva

u ve got some talent dude, get published, u also have a lot of spare time dont u? out of a job? i could hire u, i need a cook.

i heard NASA has nibiru pics? from Antarctica  and its supposed to hit and or royally screw up earth's gravitational pull causing massive earthquakes tsunamis and hurricanes  this is one hell of a doomsday prodiction not to step on anybody's "facts" but if you are sure aren't you kinda worried

True, this thread has nothing to do with Christ Jesus,
Rather, it captures the imaginations of a weirdo about some spacelike creatures living in some imaginary planet.
Certainly this is no thread for the redeemer of this world who exist everywhere but the only avenue and place where Psycho Patosis can have total victory .

Its the thread that giveS possibly the first and only opportunity for insanity to be put down on paper for human digestion

True, this thread has nothing to do  with Christ Jesus,
Rather, it captures the imaginations of a weirdo about some spacelike creatures living in some imaginary planet.
Certainly this is no thread for the redeemer of this world who exist everywhere but the only avenue and place where Psycho Patosis can have total victory .

Its the thread that giveS possibly the first and only opportunity for insanity to be put down on paper for human digestion

pathseeker:

i heard NASA has nibiru pics? from Antarctica and its supposed to hit and or royally screw up earth's gravitational pull causing massive earthquakes tsunamis and hurricanes this is one hell of a doomsday prodiction not to step on anybody's "facts" but if you are sure aren't you kind of worried

@pathseeker
why did you have to register a new user name to ressurect this thread
@At all
It sounds weird, but i have acutally been thinking what if it is true that God exists in a physical form and actually resides on another planet. there are so many pointers in the bible that God manifseted himself physical hence he also has a physical form apart from his spiritual form which can't been seen. Now if he has a physical form, does that not mean he could have a physical residence? As in another planet.

i don laugh so tey, i don dey cry

It sounds weird, but i have acutally been thinking what if it is true that God exists in a physical form and actually resides on another planet. there are so many pointers in the bible that God manifseted himself physical hence he also has a physical form apart from his spiritual form which can't been seen. Now if he has a physical form, does that not mean he could have a physical residence? As in another planet


Peoples opinion are their natural entitlement. It is a gift of God [color=#990000][/color]and of course without repentance

However, that does not mean everybody on nairaland will open their hearts to let insanity come in.

@vanni
it is not an opinion, it is just a thought that crossed my mind based on certain scriptures i read in the bible. The post was a rhetorical question so you don't have to get insultive. If you have your opinion as to the topic you can post it with biblical evidence and not just resort to being abusive. I assumed this was a discussion forum for informed minds who want to learn or share knowledge

@kunle

I dont have to support my opinion with no biblical evidence
Because i am not trying to convince no one
My opinion are mine and so are yours

It just my opinion and I will hold it forever

If you have any further questions feel free to post

You didn;t even state your opinion, you just insulted what i suggeted (i did not state it as my opinion). Just out of curiousity could you let me know your opinion.

If u read my previous posts, u will note that i wrote that my opinions are my personal entitlement
they are my personal rights,

i hope that answers your questions

Bible verses that suggests God has a physical manifestation.

Exodus 19:20:

  20And the LORD came down upon mount Sinai, on the top of the mount: and the LORD called Moses up to the top of the mount; and Moses went up.


Numbers 12:4-8:

  4 So immediately the Lord called to Moses, Aaron, and Miriam and said, “Go out to the Tabernacle,[a] all three of you!” So the three of them went to the Tabernacle. 5 Then the Lord descended in the pillar of cloud and stood at the entrance of the Tabernacle.“Aaron and Miriam!” he called, and they stepped forward. 6 And the Lord said to them, “Now listen to what I say:

  “If there were prophets among you,
     I, the Lord, would reveal myself in visions.
     I would speak to them in dreams.
   7 But not with my servant Moses.
     Of all my house, he is the one I trust.
   8 I[b] speak to him face to face[/b],
     clearly, and not in riddles!
     He sees the Lord as he is.
  So why were you not afraid
     to criticize my servant Moses?”


@vanni
this is just for discussion purposes and not arguments or insults

It sounds weird, but i have acutally been thinking what if it is true that God exists in a physical form and actually resides on another planet. there are so many pointers in the bible that God manifseted himself physical hence he also has a physical form apart from his spiritual form which can't been seen. Now if he has a physical form, does that not mean he could have a physical residence? As in another planet

I know of a casting director (Anukola Wakiwere) who  looking for people with sci fi writing and imaginative abilities,
He has been on this for close to 3 months, The pay is veru good too but it wil not be in cash

He explained that thr pay will be a trip to obodo ndi ara, a sub-urban part of oniwere which is in aniwere in oniru village. he promised to provide wakowere female species to keep u company,

Well i told of of the many talents i found on this thread,
hey peole, it would be a good opportunity for u guys to get published and recognised for ur talents
i think u should make use of this opportunity, and take a trip to anikolo, sorry kolawere. oh my God
anunkita planet

I know of a casting director (Anukola Wakiwere) who is looking for people with sci fi writing and imaginative abilities,
He has been on this for close to 3 months, The pay is very good but it will not be in cash

He explained that the pay will be a trip to obodo ndi ara, a sub-urban part of wereland which is in aniwere in oniru village. He promised to provide wakowere female species to the guys company,

Well i told of about 4 talents i found on this thread,
hey people, it would be a good opportunity for u guys to get published and recognised for ur talents.

I think u should make use of this opportunity, and take a trip to anikolo, sorry kolawere. oh my God
anunkita planet

This dude is in the twilight zones. He will soon snap out of it.

@ Ibexy

Thanks, you read my mind

i wonder where people/humans are getting their information from on this subject ? i spent many yrs researching sitchin, to find more leading info then what is posted here, i find it funny how many priase these fallen angels ( seeds of lucifer), the anunnaki were watchers of the garden of eden, they began rapping the woman of earth when they came here to mine/robb our mineral deposits, enki is the father of marduk/ra (the so-called sun god). lets call him "godking zeirsees. from 300 the movie), i would be King Leonidious, the anunnaki are pure evil and have raped this earth and put many humans into power for earthly power in return, most of the illuminati are seeds of the 13 bloodlines of anu/lucifer, there is a devine being in the heart of the pentagon that once stayed in germany; this "being" drinks/feeds on human blood offered as sacrafices by those in power in return for political power, aka " the powers that be" ; rothschild= ra's child, FACT 101, and so shall come a day called RAGNOKROK, "THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS" AKA ARMMAGEDDON, where odin, tyr, thor will make war with the beasts of earth and shall overcome them, i say godspeed the day, how me devinany of you know that when these anunnaki walked thie earth , they believed the only way to keep their bloodlines pure was to incest with each other ? this is how 90% of the next generation of demons came to be, all the egyptian "gods"/demigods came from incest , FACT 102, the truth to how the vast majority of blacks came to be is not so easy to accept, the devine design of Thoth ( the god of medicine/design) he created a triple helex/dna strand , by using the dna of their being crossed w/ a dna strand from a surrogate male ape and the womb of a human woman. FACT 103; thus explains why only the blacks have sickle cell, elonggated bone structures, and most importantly, 2 extra bones in their body unlike any other human or "nation" on this earth , located in the hip and ankel, in the same location as a ape, thus prooving they are not "created equal" by my father YAHWEH, THIS LEADS TO THE SUBJECT OF "RACE" . there is only one race of pureness on this earth , that is, those created by YHWH, not designed by Thoth, call it Racism if u please but fact is , its called "preserving your nation, tribe & toungue" as IS WRITTEN BY MY BROTHER YAHOSHUA, nowhere in any normal scriptural text does the word "race" be used , we are not races , we are tribes, also as is written ; the kings of the north will come against the kings of the south and defeat them. i'm the last drop of my blood on earth and i'm well aware of what i speak on, my tongue is a devine sword and speak truth that cuts to the soul, the anunnaki have fooled many but not the chosen, no we are among the earth and we will remain as kings, Father won the first time and cast down these reptilian filth , he shall again in the end , yes we are in those days as you read, thank you; King Simba the last of the chosen blood.

GOD is really merciful, patient, forgiving, loving and, otherwise, just let me stop imaginning

The reality of GOD would shock a lot of people (of various faiths) who believe in him.