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Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by amartinez: 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2017
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Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by MrAvacaMan: 3:25am On Apr 19, 2017
Kossy04:
WARNING!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BECOMING A SATANIST, OR YOU'RE AN ENEMY OF FATHER SATAN, HERE TO BLASPHEME AGAINST HIM, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I have assigned Daemons from Mars and Saturn to deal with whoever breeches this CARDINAL RULE!!!! You may experience SINISTER consequences as a result of breech.

That said I must commence by introducing TRUE Satanism to all. Satan is not in anyway what other religions have preached over the centuries. Satan loves all humans and desires passionately to empower us. You must FORGET all you have previously been taught about Satan, HE IS NOT EVIL, MAN IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!! A typical example; look at the hypocritical Pastors and followers of that good-for-nothing KIKE!! They go to Church and disregard all that even their "god" has taught them about goodness to their fellow humans. What do they do? The show of pomp and pride, the show of superiority!! How many of them are willing to help you? How many of them would see you suffering and desire to help you? They would walk by and look at you, then they'd sigh "poor man!!" and move along. Satan gives FREELY!! He helps FREELY!! He loves FREELY!!! If you'd get all these benefits from him, you must put aside your previous beliefs. Also, the "god" of those Kike followers is a very slow "god." He's willing to help you only when you're about to die (and only just that; "help"wink, even after you have served him faithfully all your life. Father Satan is willing to help you the moment you ask him for help.     

There are two major sects of Satanism;

LeVayan Satanism (so named after its founder Anton LeVay, founder of the Church of Satan, California),

and;

Spiritual Satanism (or Traditional, or Theistic Satanism).

I belong to the Spiritual Satanism sect. The difference is that LeVayan Satanists don't believe in Satan (Zap.I.N.G. atheists). Spiritual Satanism emphasizes a personal relationship with Satan (and not accessing him through ANY intermediary). All High Priests(esses) are just guides, NOTHING MORE!!! Personally, I believe LeVayans are no more than Zap.I.N.G HYPOCRITES!!!!  They're just there to rip the benefits of being aligned to him, then they turn around and stab him on the back. Which brings me to another point; YES, there are VERY, VERY massive BENEFITS of being a Satanist. As I stated earlier, you'd first of all have to disregard all that has been taught to you by other religious sects about Satan (they don't know him, and humans naturally hate what they don't know). Myself as an example; I became one, and in just a space of Months a person who, before Satan, was so broke that he was being fed by a woman now uses a BENTLEY (I don't mean Chrysler's Bentley lookalike, whom most Nigerians disrespectfully refer to as a Bentley. Mine has the "B" logo behind it.). I have suddenly become so "Lucky" in achieving my goals, objectives and dreams that, regardless of how asinine you are, you'd agree that someone somewhere is working for my good. But then, it all boils down to your commitment (and of course how well you can use your "common" sense.).

That said, you must first dedicate yourself to Father Satan before you can reap ANY benefits from him. You dedicate yourself in the following  manner:



    Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries at Joyofsatan.org (a VERY, VERY authoritative website containing valuable information about Spiritual Satanism).

Take a tour of the entire site to get a proper understanding of things. You may also join the groups if you have any questions. If you'll join the groups, be very very respectful, as you WILL be banned if you misyarn.

You can also make a standard ritual to Satan to to ask for a request. The ritual is below:

                        Things you'll require



Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries

DO this with two or more Blue candles. And if you're making a request, be as SPECIFIC as possible.




As I stated above, you can check out the site link above for more information on how to EMPOWER AND BETTER YOURSELF (which is and has always been Lord Satan's ultimate goal; the empowerment of humanity). This site is very helpful and important to anyone who plans on walking the road to success.

I was wondering if i had to have candles. i cant find any and have absolutely no way of getting some
Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by Poiters: 11:15pm On Apr 30, 2017
It's been more than 10 years now trying to be a satanist please help me I really want to join and praise Father Satan help help help
Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by Brightontembo: 2:25pm On Jun 21, 2017
I Want To Join Satanic,, What I Need To Do? Help Me Please

Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by MRREDM: 3:22pm On Jul 02, 2017
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Wirshipperquote author=Kossy04 post=8575431]WARNING!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BECOMING A SATANIST, OR YOU'RE AN ENEMY OF FATHER SATAN, HERE TO BLASPHEME AGAINST HIM, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I have assigned Daemons from Mars and Saturn to deal with whoever breeches this CARDINAL RULE!!!! You may experience SINISTER consequences as a result of breech.

That said I must commence by introducing TRUE Satanism to all. Satan is not in anyway what other religions have preached over the centuries. Satan loves all humans and desires passionately to empower us. You must FORGET all you have previously been taught about Satan, HE IS NOT EVIL, MAN IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!! A typical example; look at the hypocritical Pastors and followers of that good-for-nothing KIKE!! They go to Church and disregard all that even their "god" has taught them about goodness to their fellow humans. What do they do? The show of pomp and pride, the show of superiority!! How many of them are willing to help you? How many of them would see you suffering and desire to help you? They would walk by and look at you, then they'd sigh "poor man!!" and move along. Satan gives FREELY!! He helps FREELY!! He loves FREELY!!! If you'd get all these benefits from him, you must put aside your previous beliefs. Also, the "god" of those Kike followers is a very slow "god." He's willing to help you only when you're about to die (and only just that; "help"wink, even after you have served him faithfully all your life. Father Satan is willing to help you the moment you ask him for help.     

There are two major sects of Satanism;

LeVayan Satanism (so named after its founder Anton LeVay, founder of the Church of Satan, California),

and;

Spiritual Satanism (or Traditional, or Theistic Satanism).

I belong to the Spiritual Satanism sect. The difference is that LeVayan Satanists don't believe in Satan (Zap.I.N.G. atheists). Spiritual Satanism emphasizes a personal relationship with Satan (and not accessing him through ANY intermediary). All High Priests(esses) are just guides, NOTHING MORE!!! Personally, I believe LeVayans are no more than Zap.I.N.G HYPOCRITES!!!!  They're just there to rip the benefits of being aligned to him, then they turn around and stab him on the back. Which brings me to another point; YES, there are VERY, VERY massive BENEFITS of being a Satanist. As I stated earlier, you'd first of all have to disregard all that has been taught to you by other religious sects about Satan (they don't know him, and humans naturally hate what they don't know). Myself as an example; I became one, and in just a space of Months a person who, before Satan, was so broke that he was being fed by a woman now uses a BENTLEY (I don't mean Chrysler's Bentley lookalike, whom most Nigerians disrespectfully refer to as a Bentley. Mine has the "B" logo behind it.). I have suddenly become so "Lucky" in achieving my goals, objectives and dreams that, regardless of how asinine you are, you'd agree that someone somewhere is working for my good. But then, it all boils down to your commitment (and of course how well you can use your "common" sense.).

That said, you must first dedicate yourself to Father Satan before you can reap ANY benefits from him. You dedicate yourself in the following  manner:



    Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries at Joyofsatan.org (a VERY, VERY authoritative website containing valuable information about Spiritual Satanism).

Take a tour of the entire site to get a proper understanding of things. You may also join the groups if you have any questions. If you'll join the groups, be very very respectful, as you WILL be banned if you misyarn.

You can also make a standard ritual to Satan to to ask for a request. The ritual is below:

                        Things you'll require



Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries

DO this with two or more Blue candles. And if you're making a request, be as SPECIFIC as possible.




As I stated above, you can check out the site link above for more information on how to EMPOWER AND BETTER YOURSELF (which is and has always been Lord Satan's ultimate goal; the empowerment of humanity). This site is very helpful and important to anyone who plans on walking the road to success.

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Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by jom28gy(m): 9:06pm On Nov 09, 2018
What can Lord chosen do
Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by jom28gy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 09, 2018
How true are all these satanism
Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by LankyLanky(m): 9:58pm On Nov 09, 2018
The earth and satan are very different first of all he doesn't exist and "who" is greater than all , the earth its self is the "god" stop refering to me as a satan worshiper that's your religion , let me just mention again so that u may get it right , if u believe in the "god" from the bible then u must believe in satan to for one mustnt forget where "satan" comes from , he comes from the religion that uses the bible and the only reason as to how we would know about him in the first place is because of the bible so when a bible pushing person says "that's satan talk " I say no "that's your religion talking" because the "god" created the humans that created the bible and all of u and all the religions that u can think of come from earth now u can stand on your head and argue all day , its simple the earth is "god" or do u live on mars , don't let them fool u , u wake upon "him" every day "his" light shines upon u every day on the good and the bad , "he" feeds the good and the bad, "he" gives water to the good and the bad , "he" has supplied every thing u need to the good and the bad but on the surfice of his skin , but your religion "profits" from beneath "his" skin which is a mistake , and a mistake that has mislead almost all to sin on "his" skin for most who believe your religion are sinners of satan . As I mentioned before those who steal from beneath "his" skin "he" has a place for u with in "him" now I know your religion has "its" pet people that "it" has prepared for the replacement for them who went beneath "his" skin u see , now did your religion think "its" going to get away with it lol , "he" wants those with "him" who stole, don't come with replacements "he" will get u
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Re: Serious About Becoming A Satanist?(read This!) by etiboy250: 1:08am On Nov 10, 2018
Kossy04:
WARNING!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BECOMING A SATANIST, OR YOU'RE AN ENEMY OF FATHER SATAN, HERE TO BLASPHEME AGAINST HIM, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I have assigned Daemons from Mars and Saturn to deal with whoever breeches this CARDINAL RULE!!!! You may experience SINISTER consequences as a result of breech.

That said I must commence by introducing TRUE Satanism to all. Satan is not in anyway what other religions have preached over the centuries. Satan loves all humans and desires passionately to empower us. You must FORGET all you have previously been taught about Satan, HE IS NOT EVIL, MAN IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!! A typical example; look at the hypocritical Pastors and followers of that good-for-nothing KIKE!! They go to Church and disregard all that even their "god" has taught them about goodness to their fellow humans. What do they do? The show of pomp and pride, the show of superiority!! How many of them are willing to help you? How many of them would see you suffering and desire to help you? They would walk by and look at you, then they'd sigh "poor man!!" and move along. Satan gives FREELY!! He helps FREELY!! He loves FREELY!!! If you'd get all these benefits from him, you must put aside your previous beliefs. Also, the "god" of those Kike followers is a very slow "god." He's willing to help you only when you're about to die (and only just that; "help"wink, even after you have served him faithfully all your life. Father Satan is willing to help you the moment you ask him for help.     

There are two major sects of Satanism;

LeVayan Satanism (so named after its founder Anton LeVay, founder of the Church of Satan, California),

and;

Spiritual Satanism (or Traditional, or Theistic Satanism).

I belong to the Spiritual Satanism sect. The difference is that LeVayan Satanists don't believe in Satan (Zap.I.N.G. atheists). Spiritual Satanism emphasizes a personal relationship with Satan (and not accessing him through ANY intermediary). All High Priests(esses) are just guides, NOTHING MORE!!! Personally, I believe LeVayans are no more than Zap.I.N.G HYPOCRITES!!!!  They're just there to rip the benefits of being aligned to him, then they turn around and stab him on the back. Which brings me to another point; YES, there are VERY, VERY massive BENEFITS of being a Satanist. As I stated earlier, you'd first of all have to disregard all that has been taught to you by other religious sects about Satan (they don't know him, and humans naturally hate what they don't know). Myself as an example; I became one, and in just a space of Months a person who, before Satan, was so broke that he was being fed by a woman now uses a BENTLEY (I don't mean Chrysler's Bentley lookalike, whom most Nigerians disrespectfully refer to as a Bentley. Mine has the "B" logo behind it.). I have suddenly become so "Lucky" in achieving my goals, objectives and dreams that, regardless of how asinine you are, you'd agree that someone somewhere is working for my good. But then, it all boils down to your commitment (and of course how well you can use your "common" sense.).

That said, you must first dedicate yourself to Father Satan before you can reap ANY benefits from him. You dedicate yourself in the following  manner:



    Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries at Joyofsatan.org (a VERY, VERY authoritative website containing valuable information about Spiritual Satanism).

Take a tour of the entire site to get a proper understanding of things. You may also join the groups if you have any questions. If you'll join the groups, be very very respectful, as you WILL be banned if you misyarn.

You can also make a standard ritual to Satan to to ask for a request. The ritual is below:

                        Things you'll require



Copyright © Joy of Satan Ministries

DO this with two or more Blue candles. And if you're making a request, be as SPECIFIC as possible.




As I stated above, you can check out the site link above for more information on how to EMPOWER AND BETTER YOURSELF (which is and has always been Lord Satan's ultimate goal; the empowerment of humanity). This site is very helpful and important to anyone who plans on walking the road to success.

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