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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 1:21pm On Feb 06, 2022
naija4life247:


You are free to be unfortunate, but do not bring others along.

LoL. Don't be a patsy, this is a public forum, if you don't want people to laugh at your madness don't display it in the market square.

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 1:23pm On Feb 06, 2022
Qatar2022:

Keep on deceiving yourself

Nah I leave that to you, you are doing an awesome job already. LMAO!

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 1:26pm On Feb 06, 2022
Westernequinox:
The eyes of the Lord are upon the righteous, and his ears are open unto their cry.

16 The face of the Lord is against them that do evil, to cut off the remembrance of them from the earth.
God is not incapacitated like you are, you can hardly Perceive beyond your five senses, your certainity of finishing today with your spirit in your feeble flesh is unknown,so break that pride in your heart, you're a man that is but a breath, your flesh would rot into dust, but God is king eternal.



Yeah sure I am a man who could die the next minute, doesn't make your god any more real than Harry Potter or Batman.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by mizzreg: 1:35pm On Feb 06, 2022
LordReed:
Yet the god completely ignores all the people using his name to make money, they even broadcast their scams live on air. No, he focuses instead on one unknown individual in a dingy cafe in a Lagos suburb. LMFAO!
I literally just laughed.

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by mizzreg: 1:39pm On Feb 06, 2022
Antoeni:
Tell mothers to stop putting pressure on their sons. They should stop comparing them to others. Mothers are responsible for 95% of rituals out there
You are blessed...

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Thorondor: 1:53pm On Feb 06, 2022
So SARS took him away for what exactly? Because I didn’t see any armed robbery story in there.

Abeg carry your mumuism go Join mommy GO church. Iberiberists likd you belong there

Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Ihatebuhariwith(m): 2:14pm On Feb 06, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-Yahoo In A Cafe

God literally gave Him a big knock on his head that brought him back to his right senses otherwise my friend would have been a yahoo-yahoo boy or much worse today.

It happened several years ago when his close friend who was into internet fraud was about to teach him how to do it inside a cyber-cafe.

It was during the days when blackberry phones were still trending, so at the time, his yahoo friend was able to acquire them through the proceeds of his fraudulent activities.

One was a blackberry torch which his friend showed him, and told him that it was through yahoo-yahoo that he got the money to get it. He told him he was going to teach him how to do it, and my friend was very interested.

So they had arranged the day and place where that would take place, which was a cyber cafe somewhere in Lagos. Everything appeared to be going according to plan as they had gone to the cafe as planned on that day, and his yahoo-yahoo friend had taken a seat in front of a computer while my friend had sat next to him.

But my friend said, as the yahoo guy was about to start teaching how to go about it, he had a knock on his head and shouted and held his head. His friend sat next to him heard him and saw him holding his head, but didn't know why exactly and what had happened to him.

But my friend didn't need any more knocks to bring him back to his right senses, as he immediately left the place and went back home. But even after he had reached his house, he was still feeling the painful effect of the knock.

That was the first and last time he ever attempted such a thing but his yahoo friend continued, and once his friend came to meet him and showed off some of the money he'd made as a result, but said he wouldn't give him any of it since he refused to follow him and learn.

But my friend told him off, that he should take his money and go, that he doesn't want!

So his yahoo-yahoo friend left and kept making money via the fraudulent trade, and was said to have built a house for his dad amongst other luxurious things he acquired as a result.

However not long afterwards the law caught up with him, as he was said to have been arrested by SARS officials and taken away.

My friend says that when the father of his yahoo-yahoo friend sees him, knowing that he was his son's friend, but had resisted the temptation of taking the same path his son took, he greets him respectfully as though he were his elder. He said that the man would be crying because of his son as he had turned into something else and brought much reproach to his family.

My friend may not have had the money or riches of his yahoo-yahoo friend, but he has something much more than that, which is his integrity intact.

He says that his yahoo-yahoo friend, is now a hemp addict and behaves as though he has mental issues.

He feels really sorry for him but perhaps that would have been him also, but for that timely knock from above.

Perhaps God ought to be giving more of such knocks, slaps, blows, etc., to those who are about fall into the devil's trap to bring them back to their right senses, as he did to my friend when he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life and become a yahoo-yahoo boy.

For that's how many get trapped for life. Once they take that first step and become involved is such, it becomes very difficult or impossible for them to come out of it and go back.

May God help us not to fall into such traps of the devil just as he did to my friend. In Jesus name. Amen!

God bless.
shey your friend sha don get money cus I no finish ur fake story?
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 2:17pm On Feb 06, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
god needs to get his priorities in order

Seriously. Always watching porn. LMFAO!
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by MrNipplesLover(m): 2:33pm On Feb 06, 2022
You're a wonderful father.

Thank you, Lord.

❤❤❤❤
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by DWJOBScom(m): 2:43pm On Feb 06, 2022
LordReed:
Yet the god completely ignores all the people using his name to make money, they even broadcast their scams live on air. No, he focuses instead on one unknown individual in a dingy cafe in a Lagos suburb. LMFAO!

Funny enough the dude (the Indian hemp addict) before SARS torn him apart had better justification that you just posted .

Keep scamming
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2022
KingOfAmebo:


"After lying all through your epistle you still had the guts to end it with God Bless, lying in God's name is a terrible sin incase you don't know". - Village People Spokesperson
How ironic coming from a so-called king-of-amebo.

Your moniker shows you really care about God's interest.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Hiq0: 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2022
Thank God

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by fof1: 4:21pm On Feb 06, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-Yahoo In A Cafe

God literally gave Him a big knock on his head that brought him back to his right senses otherwise my friend would have been a yahoo-yahoo boy or much worse today.

It happened several years ago when his close friend who was into internet fraud was about to teach him how to do it inside a cyber-cafe.

It was during the days when blackberry phones were still trending, so at the time, his yahoo friend was able to acquire them through the proceeds of his fraudulent activities.

One was a blackberry torch which his friend showed him, and told him that it was through yahoo-yahoo that he got the money to get it. He told him he was going to teach him how to do it, and my friend was very interested.

So they had arranged the day and place where that would take place, which was a cyber cafe somewhere in Lagos. Everything appeared to be going according to plan as they had gone to the cafe as planned on that day, and his yahoo-yahoo friend had taken a seat in front of a computer while my friend had sat next to him.

But my friend said, as the yahoo guy was about to start teaching how to go about it, he had a knock on his head and shouted and held his head. His friend sat next to him heard him and saw him holding his head, but didn't know why exactly and what had happened to him.

But my friend didn't need any more knocks to bring him back to his right senses, as he immediately left the place and went back home. But even after he had reached his house, he was still feeling the painful effect of the knock.

That was the first and last time he ever attempted such a thing but his yahoo friend continued, and once his friend came to meet him and showed off some of the money he'd made as a result, but said he wouldn't give him any of it since he refused to follow him and learn.

But my friend told him off, that he should take his money and go, that he doesn't want!

So his yahoo-yahoo friend left and kept making money via the fraudulent trade, and was said to have built a house for his dad amongst other luxurious things he acquired as a result.

However not long afterwards the law caught up with him, as he was said to have been arrested by SARS officials and taken away.

My friend says that when the father of his yahoo-yahoo friend sees him, knowing that he was his son's friend, but had resisted the temptation of taking the same path his son took, he greets him respectfully as though he were his elder. He said that the man would be crying because of his son as he had turned into something else and brought much reproach to his family.

My friend may not have had the money or riches of his yahoo-yahoo friend, but he has something much more than that, which is his integrity intact.

He says that his yahoo-yahoo friend, is now a hemp addict and behaves as though he has mental issues.

He feels really sorry for him but perhaps that would have been him also, but for that timely knock from above.

Perhaps God ought to be giving more of such knocks, slaps, blows, etc., to those who are about fall into the devil's trap to bring them back to their right senses, as he did to my friend when he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life and become a yahoo-yahoo boy.

For that's how many get trapped for life. Once they take that first step and become involved is such, it becomes very difficult or impossible for them to come out of it and go back.

May God help us not to fall into such traps of the devil just as he did to my friend. In Jesus name. Amen!
God bless.

Amen...Do U know how many People Were Praying for Ur Friends Deliverance or Retraction or Stability or Divine intervention at that time? May God Deliver Us All from Such Vaporized Blood Wasting Enterprises in the Quest for COVETOUSNESS and Affluence.

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by jesusjnr2020(m): 4:39pm On Feb 06, 2022
fof1:


Amen...Do U know how many People Were Praying for Ur Friends Deliverance or Retraction or Stability or Divine intervention at that time? May God Deliver Us All from Such Vaporized Blood Wasting Enterprises in the Quest for COVETOUSNESS and Affluence.
Amen!

Thanks.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by jesusjnr2020(m): 4:44pm On Feb 06, 2022
Thorondor:
So SARS took him away for what exactly? Because I didn’t see any armed robbery story in there.

Abeg carry your mumuism go Join mommy GO church. Iberiberists likd you belong there
You know what Jesus said we His true disciples should do to those with the mindset of that animal in your pic right?
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2022
DWJOBScom:


Funny enough the dude (the Indian hemp addict) before SARS torn him apart had better justification that you just posted .

Keep scamming

Learn to write better grammar.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by DWJOBScom(m): 5:15pm On Feb 06, 2022
LordReed:


Learn to write better grammar.

Not too late to have a change of heart

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by iTearHerToto: 5:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-Yahoo In A Cafe

God literally gave Him a big knock on his head that brought him back to his right senses otherwise my friend would have been a yahoo-yahoo boy or much worse today.

It happened several years ago when his close friend who was into internet fraud was about to teach him how to do it inside a cyber-cafe.

It was during the days when blackberry phones were still trending, so at the time, his yahoo friend was able to acquire them through the proceeds of his fraudulent activities.

One was a blackberry torch which his friend showed him, and told him that it was through yahoo-yahoo that he got the money to get it. He told him he was going to teach him how to do it, and my friend was very interested.

So they had arranged the day and place where that would take place, which was a cyber cafe somewhere in Lagos. Everything appeared to be going according to plan as they had gone to the cafe as planned on that day, and his yahoo-yahoo friend had taken a seat in front of a computer while my friend had sat next to him.

But my friend said, as the yahoo guy was about to start teaching how to go about it, he had a knock on his head and shouted and held his head. His friend sat next to him heard him and saw him holding his head, but didn't know why exactly and what had happened to him.

But my friend didn't need any more knocks to bring him back to his right senses, as he immediately left the place and went back home. But even after he had reached his house, he was still feeling the painful effect of the knock.

That was the first and last time he ever attempted such a thing but his yahoo friend continued, and once his friend came to meet him and showed off some of the money he'd made as a result, but said he wouldn't give him any of it since he refused to follow him and learn.

But my friend told him off, that he should take his money and go, that he doesn't want!

So his yahoo-yahoo friend left and kept making money via the fraudulent trade, and was said to have built a house for his dad amongst other luxurious things he acquired as a result.

However not long afterwards the law caught up with him, as he was said to have been arrested by SARS officials and taken away.

My friend says that when the father of his yahoo-yahoo friend sees him, knowing that he was his son's friend, but had resisted the temptation of taking the same path his son took, he greets him respectfully as though he were his elder. He said that the man would be crying because of his son as he had turned into something else and brought much reproach to his family.

My friend may not have had the money or riches of his yahoo-yahoo friend, but he has something much more than that, which is his integrity intact.

He says that his yahoo-yahoo friend, is now a hemp addict and behaves as though he has mental issues.

He feels really sorry for him but perhaps that would have been him also, but for that timely knock from above.

Perhaps God ought to be giving more of such knocks, slaps, blows, etc., to those who are about fall into the devil's trap to bring them back to their right senses, as he did to my friend when he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life and become a yahoo-yahoo boy.

For that's how many get trapped for life. Once they take that first step and become involved is such, it becomes very difficult or impossible for them to come out of it and go back.

May God help us not to fall into such traps of the devil just as he did to my friend. In Jesus name. Amen!

God bless.
angry

Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 5:22pm On Feb 06, 2022
DWJOBScom:


Not too late to have a change of heart

Nah thanks, my days of living in a fantasy delusion are done.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by tranxo(m): 8:58pm On Feb 06, 2022
LordReed:
Yet the god completely ignores all the people using his name to make money, they even broadcast their scams live on air. No, he focuses instead on one unknown individual in a dingy cafe in a Lagos suburb. LMFAO!
Well the god you are referring to is not the same God the op described.

We have a God that can focus on one lost sheep to bring him home. He has no unknown child .

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 9:37pm On Feb 06, 2022
tranxo:

Well the god you are referring to is not the same God the op described.

We have a God that can focus on one lost sheep to bring him home. He has no unknown child .

Yes he can allow charlatans to defraud millions of people in his name on live TV but he has time to knock one unknown individual. Like hopefulLandlord said your god needs to get his priorities straight. LoL.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Algold: 11:17pm On Feb 06, 2022
LordReed:
Yet the god completely ignores all the people using his name to make money, they even broadcast their scams live on air. No, he focuses instead on one unknown individual in a dingy cafe in a Lagos suburb. LMFAO!

God deals with individual and not group

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Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by LordReed(m): 11:42pm On Feb 06, 2022
Algold:


God deals with individual and not group

Are the scammers groups or individuals? Besides are groups not made of individuals?
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by jesusjnr2020(m): 4:30pm On Feb 07, 2022
flokii:
Youthful exuberance I guess.. most of us can relate to the cyber cafe thing and I remember how we freeze thier time where you buy 30 mins and use say 45 mins to 1 hr if not more. Today internet is everywhere for you to access.

I can relate to what this OP narrated, infact that is one of the reasons I have no doubt within me that there is the "supernatural" and the supreme being who knows all, is above all and can do all things. I would have gone astray from my senior high school days but I encountered spirituality and strange occurrence I can't explain that changed my path for good. Yahoo or internet fraud is not rocket science but choice people make.
Hmm... Nice.

Thank for sharing.
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Bamzyriches451: 8:16pm On Feb 07, 2022
Telekinetic:

Lol… Nor lemme call Bamzy for you o. Better change your moniker!
I'm the real bamzy of South South Bro, any other bamzy you know is fake cool
Re: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by ruggedtimi(m): 11:44pm On Feb 09, 2022
Hell

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