limcar:
I used to fúck my mom's friends

Your friend's mum or your mum's friend?

Which one?

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. after graduation I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.
yesterday night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side to other side to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies,her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her,i greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she use to be,then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day,I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home ,I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the the girl and her sister shouted a me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.
Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh,mummy ejo ema binu ma,mio no kpe eyin ni mama won,the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby,she told me it's not the first time she has experience such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight,it was really horrible.

Mr community toaster

soundOsonic:

Would you love it if you fvck them together.

you though





What the hell is your stress

Kai this forum has casted.

See front page on a Monday .... Omo na to turn here to sports betting website seems to be the only alternative. Seems as revenue is at an all time low. Seems alot of mods aren't working anymore

Omo e don be o

Hahahahahaha, I don laugh hard!!!

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.

Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home.

I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.

Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible.

prob made her day

HMMMM.....

This is super stooorrryyyy........

Problem

This is a super story.

Hmmm.

cos u tipsy that why she looks young

Either you stop drinking or you should wake up from your stupid dream...
Why all this lies on Monday nah.. It's too early nah

Starz825:
She for just give you slap instead of her laffing

for what na

It's no big deal
Na you they reason am like that

If that woman see chance nack u wotowoto she no go dull am

Lights up my kpoli in peace

you're a motherfuckeŕ

you're a motherfuckeŕ

Another fable

to much of porn

Means u,ll be very careful and observant about the grandmother and great grandmother because it's very much likely the grandmother will be looking early 30's,the great grandmother; late 30's.

Too much Yoruba movies and Nollywood movie na e cause am.

Kobicove:


Your friend's mum or your mum's friend?

Which one?

Ma da were loun jare.

Teenage pregnancy things.


Many of dem full my area. Most of them find it difficult to greet their elders because they gave birth to babies when they were babies......Any small thing they will say "I have your mate at home"

Hugging girls or ladies which are not ur girlfriends or wife is not proper in my own way o, if a guy hug ur own girlfriend how will you feel?

soundOsonic:

And you went home to masturbate and fantasize about fvckin her mum

Which kind talk be this na?