*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

"As na you, pay 5k". The thing don enter her blood. Hahaha

JohnEazy:
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

I DEY SHAME FOR YOU MR SIMPSON

SO YOU CHOP THIS KIND LAMBA STILL GET MOUTH DEY YARN AM FOR HERE

BRUH NA THE OLDEST OLOSHO FORMAT BE THIS.

YOU NEED BETTER SLAP WEY GO RESET YOUR BRAIN I SWEAR

JohnEazy:
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

I hope you know all the part I bolded are all lies?.. like 5 different girls have told me this same story as the reason for prostitution.

A other one is her mum is dead her father is crippled so she has to fend for the family

Another one is her husband is dead and left her with small children so she lost all she has

Another one I heard is she never knew her parents she was raised with her aunt who died so she is alone in the world and couldn't finish university

Another one is her mum is sick blind and bed ridden

Looool

*As na you pay 5k*
E bust my head

OBALOLA55:
I DEY SHAME FOR YOU MR SIMPSON

SO YOU CHOP THIS KIND LAMBA STILL GET MOUTH DEY YARN AM FOR HERE

BRUH NA THE OLDEST OLOSHO FORMAT BE THIS.

YOU NEED BETTER SLAP WEY GO RESET YOUR BRAIN I SWEAR

I'm shocked how people easily fall for such bullshit

Abeg... I no fit laugh

Booking space for laughter

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This your story most get part 2

JohnEazy:

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

Na where my lie detector detect C0ck and Bull story be this.


DStv smart cards are now married to their decoders in a for better for worse situation where both the decoder and smart card are programmed to obey chastity.

so how manage?

DStv automatic decoder upgrades made sure of this before Tinder ever became a thing in Nigeria.

JohnEazy:
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

Classic lol .... You wan reach 3rd base on first date.

$Hydra �️‍�
@TheBriDen

You the follow Hydra for Twitter shey?

As na you na 5k

99thEnemy:


Na where my lie detector detect C0ck and Bull story be this.


DStv smart cards are now married to their decoders in a for better for worse situation where both the decoder and smart card are programmed to obey chastity.

so how manage?

DStv automatic decoder upgrades made sure of this before Tinder ever became a thing in Nigeria.

I saw this too.It was when i knew the OP was just telling a story.

The OP is a greenhorn on so many levels

very funny story, i don't pity prostitute, they chose to move that way and most time its greed that lead them into prostitution. i also lost my dad at a very early age, i had four sisters , they all did menial jobs to see their self through university. Give that girl 10million , she will upgrade her prostitution to higher class instead of doing business or finding a better life.

nokspos:
very funny story, i don't pity prostitute, they chose to move that way and most time its greed that lead them into prostitution. i also lost my dad at a very early age, i had four sisters , they all did menial jobs to see their self through university. Give that girl 10million , she will upgrade her prostitution to higher class instead of doing business or finding a better life.

You get sense bro

: D This sh*t got me laughing out loud. Na that 5k part finish me.

Easiest way to earn online? Check my siggy.

“As na you, pay N5k."

The statement simply means that she's so deep into prostitution. She only told you that pitiful story just to convince you about payment. Yes, straight be truthful about her story, but then she can never stop being a prostitute.

Most ladies into prostitution always find it difficult to quit because it's a fast way to make money. 10k within an hour. Even some employees that work 9-5 daily only earn 20k-30k per month. How do you convince such lady to quit prostitution?

Also, I'd like to know if you ended up having transactional sex with her. You omitted that part.

All these Tinder, Badoo and InMessage girls for hookup are the same bítches you see in 500/nut brothels.

Op, you for wear ur clothes again & preach to her again maybe at d third time, she might reduce it to 2k unto say na u oo..

Dawn91:


I hope you know all the part I bolded are all lies?.. like 5 different girls have told me this same story as the reason for prostitution.

A other one is her mum is dead her father is crippled so she has to fend for the family

Another one is her husband is dead and left her with small children so she lost all she has

Another one I heard is she never knew her parents she was raised with her aunt who died so she is alone in the world and couldn't finish university

Another one is her mum is sick blind and bed ridden

Hope you do HIV test regularly

tumababa:


Hope you do HIV test regularly

No I use truvada

Abeg ashewo dey blood

Meanwhile am still here for all your PayPal needs.

JohnEazy:
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

Not all are into runs baba... Also no be all guys wey get the tinder app for their phone de look for prostitutes... Y'all should stop with all these generalization

CheedyJ:
Op, you for wear ur clothes again & preach to her again maybe at d third time, she might reduce it to 2k unto say na u oo..

Comrade you be idiot

Dawn91:


No I use truvada

Senomii:

Comrade you be idiot

No loud am

That last paragraph wound me

“As na you, pay N5k” . She is a veteran olosho, forget her crocodile tears. But I like her though. Eyes on the benjamins no matter the situation including when emotions are high, that's one quality of a good hustler.

The last part got me laughing out really loud.�������

He is not wrong....so baba how come you borrow smart card?

99thEnemy:


Na where my lie detector detect C0ck and Bull story be this.


DStv smart cards are now married to their decoders in a for better for worse situation where both the decoder and smart card are programmed to obey chastity.

so how manage?

DStv automatic decoder upgrades made sure of this before Tinder ever became a thing in Nigeria.