Dawn91:


Call it whatever, I know you... Just because of your elder ones I don't disgrace you totally here.

You elder bro has really tried for you... You are a disgrace and shame, after pushing your mum to her grave you come here to form Hollywood.

Paddy pray make I no catch you...I am waiting till the next time i sight you in umahia ...

Kai , Paddy woto woto you go collect... Useless bastard

Mad people full Nairaland

When this social network, hi5 was still trending. it turns out a girl really wants to be friend after reading my profile. she had already sent me a msg. i responded. thats how it continued until until one very good day i felt relating with her one-on-one (physically) since she works with a subsidiary of Airline services. the joy of meeting together is another level as if it will result to cuddling ourselves till eternity.

I called the number she sent me as i arrived in Lugbe. she answered, pleaded i give her few minutes that she is already approaching the landmark where she described for me. moments later, my phone rang, it was her number. where are you? she asked cos we are more than 3 persons same spot. i describe myself and my outfit. she waved! i equally waved to identified with her.

She was accompanied by her younger sister, the smile that radiates from her face speaks volumes. as for me, my expectation of this girl i wanted to see for the first time, all of a sudden just died the moment she was 20feet away from me. i used wisdom, had less than 5 minutes discussion then ZOOM. the babe no dey charming as i imagine am during our exchange of messages...thats how i ended her chapter

HenryDion:


Mad people full Nairaland

No worry make I see you

kingthreat:
I saw this one I read on a facebook group

Girl went for a lesbian hookup. She wanted a first time experience after being too infatuated by porn and all. She wanted someone far away. So she met someone in Ikorodu that invited her and wanted her to stay the night. After lots of video call and nude exchange, she decided to take the trip.
When she got to Ikorodu she has not been to before, she got to know the place was farther than the bus stop. Had to enter like 2 bikes, where she got to was somewhere with no tarred road in sight. That is where she met her hookup. They hugged and she was led into the house like a bungalow. That house was surrounded by uncompleted buildings everywhere. As she entered the house, she saw some boys on one side smoking and drinking. Her friend told her not to worry that one of them is her brother and the rest are his friends. From the lingua the boys were using among themselves, she felt cold that she just set herself up to be raped. Her girlfriend went inside to get her food. Then her phone rang, she started feigning the network was bad then told the caller she would call back. Then she called back, she was raising her voice and walked out of the door as if she wanted to get network. Once she was outside, she saw a bike, stopped the bike and vamoosed. Her bag that had a change of clothes was still in the house but she did not care. She left it all there. Her friend called her but she refused to pick. Whether it was not going to be a rape eventually, she did not care anymore.

Her instinct at work.

Dawn91:


No worry make I see you

Do you need my address?

doggedfighter:
Ladies find it hard to contribute to topics like this.


Whatever they say will be kept for future reference and slut shaming.



I am reading comments.

Yet, you didn’t share yours. Smh

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Drsnives:
Invited a Facebook friend to come over from obosisi in anambra to obiaruku in Delta State. I paid for her tfare, she was not lookit bad, she get height too. Omoh if you see the food this lady consume enh.
E reach night oya make we run matter she say no be watin carry her come be that.. so baby you just come do vacation for my house abi no p, ist thing the next morning na to port her back to the hole she came from. What nonsense

Lool.

You're funny.

Obosisi? Or Obosi?

It's a long story but I'll be brief...

I met him, set out to his place, but got trapped in Lagos hold up,decided to sleep over,and he turned out to be a rapist, he tried raping me that day but I fought with the last drop of my blood, biting him on his left thumb and dick cap was my saving grace,if not the rapist wouldn't have just abused me but deflowered me as well.....

Since then, when I try meeting people, It has to be in the full glare of the public.

Dawn91:
I have only had good experiences...

Like I am planning on inviting Raspberries over

So we can relax , cook together, watch old series together, make sweet love and sip brandy while spooning and talking about life

Your last sentence sounds romantic. Keep it up!

Story of my life;

The woman I met online

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady i met online, just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.

Someone on telegram gave me the telegram link of one hookup girl, I arranged to bang this girl in mowe, but had to go pick her up at Berger. Got to Berger picked her up, took her to exclusive mansion, bought food and drinks, oya make we do, na so this girl dey use me press phone, when she eventually pulled off, she no gree make I on light!

Only once when i try am I regret. Not even travel sef. She stays somewhere not too far from me in Ajah but the zone no pure and i no know if not i for insist make she come. Omor I done forget the name of the road by northwest fuel station if u dey go Ajah. She go dey inside inside.. when i got there I called her she said she was coming. I look the surroundings e be like one ghetto for New Benin . Make i relax with one bottle wait her na kpako bar oo as I dey enter the bar I no know say planks when dem set across gutter no set well.. Omor see my clean suede boots see yamayama I still try dodge am but i paid by going down like a cow. Na just some splashes enter my jacket. I just off am leave the black t-shirt. When she eventually came.. filter dey try for girls walai.. She took me upstairs. The place be like barracks. Inside hot die.. met two other girls she introduced as her sister and cousin abi friend. I had to beg her let's go for a stroll and chill out cos my mind done already spoil. She still hustle shawarma before I left her. As i reach house dump my jacket inside water na so i dump everything related to the babe.. Never again... Well unless na Magnoliaa i fit just try am again

sister na who Dey relationship them dey listen to him tips, base on experience. I wan be follow your tips before but when I see u are after without character relationship that is why I parked well for my lane.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't travel to meet men. Men come down to my house to meet me. So, when they misbehave, I send them packing not minding the time of the day. Even when leaving, they still give me transport money like I was the one who visited.

Women, place a high premium on yourselves. If you don't, these men will use you like rags.

Follow me for more relationship tips.

efewizey:


Can i have your number?

Why?

SoapQueen:


Your last sentence sounds romantic. Keep it up!

Thanks

onyenatruchi:
Story of my life;

The woman I met online

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady i met online, just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.

HenryDion:


Do you need my address?

You think?

Dawn91:


You think?

So that you'll see me and beat me.

I'd love to see you.

HenryDion:


So that you'll see me and beat me.

I'd love to see you.

You didn't even understand my last comment that meant you think I want it or I don't know it...

Listen boy I have no need to beat you up ... I leave that to your conscience and karma... You know what did...

But behave yourself henceforth

wifeesnatcher:
only had the experience once, I've shared it here before


I met a lady on Facebook, my chats get into her head that we started so rapidly, I was single and I told her, I asked her marital status, she went silent and have to use other words to covered it, I asked again then she said I'm single sha, I didn't take the sha serious, as a street nigga, she don dey enter my eyes already with her big furo



we planned on date to meet and I visited her, one of the rules of flirt, never play away match with any lady. I visited, I eat finished, after second round of sex, I heard someone knocking, guess what? it was her soldier husband a Colonel, she said my husband is back.....haa ayemi Temi bami



so I quickly dressed up, thank I no off my trouser finished, he entered and I prostrated you're welcome sir, he didn't even answered he said who is this, she said this is my aunt son that was Benin, my aunt I used to tell you about, he said oh oh okay, how are you my in law, i said fine Sir


I was no more comfortable, so after 30mins I said I want to take my leave now, he asked so quick? I said I've been here for over an hour and my friend's child naming ceremony that I came for is starting by 2pm sir, he said ok, take this 20k for tp



to me na both ugly experience and payment of service, though I wouldn't have done that if she told me she was married, when her husband left she started calling me again, mo block werey. God save me from danger, she's calling me for another one after God's second chance



I enjoy her pussy sha and her husband 20k complement it all. some men that travelled far from their wives dont know what many guys are using their wives pussies to do

Well constructed lie

Somethings are better left unsaid.

Oturatetuala:
The last time I did that, omo no be here o, na so the girl turn to snake for midnight and disappeared. Thank God for life!!!

brother u sabi lie o

MALIGNANTGuest:
Someone traveled to meet me during the time of 2go...Could u believe that I vanished into the thin air when I realised I was about to start dating the person behind MICHELIN
TYRE advert.

.rl

I also vanished into thin air when one 2go girl came from Makurdi to Umuahia to visit me back in Uni days(around 2012/2013)..Omo,i escape oo when I see sey the young lady resemble person from Planet of the Apes

HeRulesMen:
A female neighbour came back this evening and was sharing her experiences from the journey where she traveled to go meet someone she met online and I overheard her. Among the things she said was "almost involving in an accident and how double headed mosquitoes dealt with her in the man's house. I was just laughing from where I was.

What is yours? Let's have some fun.

Pennis must be truly scarce and expensive. So she had to travel miles just for a dick? Lol..... women!

valdes00:
Met a girl on Facebook... We became friends and she said she stays in lekki, wao big lekki girl... No ish

Luckily i got a job on the island, i decided to even check her out sef.. I closed frm work around 5pm and i told her i will like to check on her if i can come over, she said ok.. Gave me the address, naso i baff up oo... Got there and i called her, naso she come pick me oo... But she looks diff, like a little ugly, apparently makeup helped her beauty...

Oya mk we dey go ur ouse na, naso mama carry me trek oo till we enter one ghetto side.. Yeee na pako houses oo, those ouses built with wood, small small laidis in that ghetto area.. Boys gather dey smoke for one corner

Babes is this where u stay, haa.. I don enter one chance.. I sha stayed with her for some hrs, while we gist and she smokes cigarettes at intervals... Naso wahala start, i wan shit... Babe tell me say them no gt toilet oo, say them dey wake early momo go shit for somewhere.

I use that one bade her goodbye, till today i no find her go again...

u for go check on her one more time na broda tojubole

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't travel to meet men. Men come down to my house to meet me. So, when they misbehave, I send them packing not minding the time of the day. Even when leaving, they still give me transport money like I was the one who visited.

Women, place a high premium on yourselves. If you don't, these men will use you like rags.

Follow me for more relationship tips.

this one strong o

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't travel to meet men. Men come down to my house to meet me. So, when they misbehave, I send them packing not minding the time of the day. Even when leaving, they still give me transport money like I was the one who visited.

Women, place a high premium on yourselves. If you don't, these men will use you like rags.

Follow me for more relationship tips.

I wonder who served you, this breakfast, that has made you this mean. You go dey alright last last. High premium bawo

Dawn91:


You didn't even understand my last comment that meant you think I want it or I don't know it...

Listen boy I have no need to beat you up ... I leave that to your conscience and karma... You know what did...

But behave yourself henceforth

Deluded lunatic!!!

HenryDion:


Deluded lunatic!!!

Don't call me again. No need to run shook.. I have warned you. I am not a bully , I said what I said go and be good but if you misbehave

The bolded, I do believe you. I was saying that the men that suffered in your hands you did not like them.

UyaiIncomparabl:


I have gotten to my final bus stop.

When I was still in the world, men suffer for my hands. Believe my words when I tell you this.