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SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by IamKizzbrown10(m): 9:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
SEX TALK!! The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Ejaculating Too Quick Is?

It can be annoying and embarrassing to cum within 2 minutes after while having sex with a girl, after you must have planned how to shift her womb.
Guy e dey pain o!

Premature ejaculation (PE) is when you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start. There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex, but if you ejaculate and lose your erection so soon, it could be embarrassing.

The causes of primary premature ejaculation are often psychological. It can be caused by both psychological and physical factors too but I’m not a medical practitioner to tell you more about it.


Talking about the funniest excuse I gave a girl for releasing too quick. Mehn it was really embarrassing. I couldn’t last up to 2 minutes. So I told her in not feeling too well, that I’m on medication.�

The following day, I took some herbs and KNACK her till she almost passed out.

What about you? Share your experience.

The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Ejaculating Too Quick Is?

Drop your comments below

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Jeon(f): 9:39pm On Mar 04, 2022
cool
Baby, this love I'll never let it die Can't be touched by no one I'd like to see 'em try
I'm a mad man for your touch, girl, I've lost control I'm gonna make this last forever, don't tell me it's impossible

'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity
'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity

Oh, darling, my soul You know it aches for yours And you've been filling this hole Since you were born, oh
'Cause you're the reason I believe in fate, you're my paradise And I'll do anything to be your love or be your sacrifice

wink

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by eyenogoquiet(m): 9:41pm On Mar 04, 2022
"Its like this in my first round" cheesy cheesy
Well the second round she believed my reason for the PE cool cool cool

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by wizonlyson: 9:44pm On Mar 04, 2022
u get tunubu phone number, make u ask him..rubbish..

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:45pm On Mar 04, 2022
Told her it's her towtow's fault. Everywhere too wotorwotor!

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by falcon01: 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
Damn babe you are too tight, it's your fault you are soo sexy I can't resist you before going in I felt like cumming already you are just sweet baby. And she smiles and I go second round grin

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Goldbw122(m): 10:13pm On Mar 04, 2022
I am tired that is why I came quickly..

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Kharol1234: 10:17pm On Mar 04, 2022
Stressed up grin

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by doctore212(m): 10:26pm On Mar 04, 2022
That I just came out if olosho house.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Jerewise332(m): 10:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
I can’t just believe what I’m seeing

Is this one a thread or what?

What an inconsequential thread

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Vinnie2000(m): 10:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
Jerewise332:
I can’t just believe what I’m seeing

Is this one a thread or what?

What an inconsequential thread
It is inconsequential and u bothered to drop a comment?

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by bahdpersona(m): 11:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
I don't know about premature ejaculation or orgasm cuz I don't do sex...i only do masturbation

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by emnite(m): 11:11pm On Mar 04, 2022
grin grin
bahdpersona:
I don't know about premature ejaculation or orgasm cuz I don't do sex...i only do masturbation
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by JoeRizzla(m): 11:23pm On Mar 04, 2022
ohh shortty !! this is first time of having sēx let do it again
"then"
I cleared her doubt for the second round

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Foreign231(m): 6:15am On Mar 05, 2022
All the excuses I’m seeing are not genuine enough for babes of nowadays.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by SocialJustice: 7:07am On Mar 05, 2022
No go bam yourself, dey give excuse.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by paulolee(m): 7:52am On Mar 05, 2022
you are too sweet, am tired, its bin long n sperm don full body

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by sammuell(m): 9:15am On Mar 05, 2022
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na so I tell one say I no well grin grin

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Generalwoodz(m): 9:18am On Mar 05, 2022
Baby, fuel is scarce! That's why I'm cummed in 3.4 mins

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by bigjackass: 9:35am On Mar 05, 2022
That I'm dehydrated

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by constance500: 9:42am On Mar 05, 2022
Had one babe that year, she called me one Sunday morning said she'll be coming over, I wasn't feeling too well but man no fit say no grin she came, we talked for a while and started the do.. I came few minutes after, I was so embarrassed, she was like how the fvck but I calmed her that I wasn't feeling too well. Babe was fuming inside, me sef no like wetin happen, I started looking for where to get jedi, dem never open shop, no where is opened.. I just chill dey engage her until my guy return from church.. Nigga finally helped me get TM from his ctl then.. I quickly used and that was my first time taking that thing.. When I entered back babe wan talk say she wan go, for here.. grin grin knacked her till she tapped out..

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 9:48am On Mar 05, 2022
There are guys I wish to see their comments on this,lalasticlala please move to front page so we can identify the one minute men on this forum without having to fight about it.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nonexisting: 9:48am On Mar 05, 2022
The cum is my cum. I decide when to cum and I don't have to apologize for that. I fucck strictly to cum and if the vaginarian doesn't cum, that's not my business. As a matter of fact, if I don't cum after 15minutes, I might actually get down and pull up my trouser because no be fucck I go chop for that day.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 9:50am On Mar 05, 2022
Nonexisting:
The cum is my cum. I decide when to cum and I don't have to apologize for that. I fucck strictly to cum and if the vaginarian doesn't cum, that's not my business. As a matter of fact, if I don't cum after 15minutes, I might actually get down and pull up my trouser because no be fucck I go chop for that day.
Stop making excuses for your one minute and start living a healthy lifestyle so as to avoid coming here to disturb us with cheating stories

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nonexisting: 9:54am On Mar 05, 2022
Iyaebe:
Stop making excuses for your one minute and start living a healthy lifestyle so as to avoid coming here to disturb us with cheating stories
Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 10:03am On Mar 05, 2022
Nonexisting:
Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.
You hav3 a lot of tears awaiting you,make sure you drink enough water

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by dhiqson(m): 10:29am On Mar 05, 2022
grin grin
Sigh
Really terrible
Just wearing the condom
Oga AFF poured
Well she was understanding that I was new to the experience
LoL
I no shame o cause rn. Na die
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Tallesty1(m): 10:33am On Mar 05, 2022
Never had to.


Make a fruit salad with dates, coconut, tiger nuts, banana, pineapple, watermelon and milk.

Take this once or twice a month and you will always be on top of your game.


Take this a day before she comes or in the morning of the day she will come and you won't have a reason to give excuses.

One problem with taking this on the very day you're going in is that you may get tired before you orgasm if you use condom.




Stop taking all these concoctions and bitters, they're harmful to your health.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 10:36am On Mar 05, 2022
I just tell her say as bitcoin crash my blood pressure never dey stabilized

But true true bitcoin crash dat day sha, it shall never be well with elon musk

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 05, 2022
Nonexisting:
Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.
Oga you dey play with time bomb
Until ur gateman and houseboy start to dey service ur madam

*Dodges heavy stone*

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by OGwales(m): 10:42am On Mar 05, 2022
I have a very important program to attend in the church... And already I'm late. So no vex bavy
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by ThisisIkemefuna(m): 10:52am On Mar 05, 2022
Simple.
Tell her say you don't normally last well in the first round.
cheesy

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