@ mcube.

Ohhhh my Gad!!! am so happy to read from you. *hugs mcube dearly* Where have you been? Had I have your phone number, I would have surely asked after you by calling your pretty face! Wassup babe? Am so glad you are back! You just left my black ass here like that .

Yeah, let our love begin again!

hello my dear, actually ave been around but i just decided not to contribute.

i can see someone is trying to mess up with you.

sylvao2000:

@sellyboy ooh another laugh again hahahahahahahahahahaha l am rolling on the floor let some one come and save me ooh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you have come again you none dey tire and shame everyone keep accusing you please change and be wise look for something good to do with your God giving time OK.

l have a very good advice for you :::::::::::::; please just park your load and leave this forum this is NOT for low people like you. l will introduce you to a very good low forum for primary school students l need you go there, but if only you promise me to be nice and will not talk about sex there, l promise you will be a chapion there.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l can't stop ooooooooooooooh

if you dont have any serious contribution please kick yourself out of this thread.

people like you cant start a thread but can disrupt others.

stupid ass.

Why? At least you should have holla @ your sillyboy

Believe me, I can handle his paper cut-dirty anus of his ass! . Sorry about the dirty language.

So what's down? Wish I could create a thread for your eyes only!

no problem.

so how has it been with you.

@ topic

sillyboy i think the best thing to do here is to relate everything to your girlfriend. she only can handle the situation. explain to her that you dont want to offend your friend, am very sure she will handle it maturely.

@sellyboy, Hey what do you take me for? l guess your insult is enough.

Well l still have some words for you, but before l do just that one question please,
Did your parents have any children that lived?

You piece of human excrement, a slowpoke, retard, and jerk wad.

Had your father used a condom.I would not have had the pain of bearing you on the Planet. Your kind of insects are found in Sinner's graves

Note:  
Heritage is certainly not evil - I'm proud enough of my ethnic
identities, and enjoy those of others, but I agree with Carruthers that
heritage  is not history, and we must be vigilant to maintain the
distinction and to show it to others. With this l am 100% sure your father is to blame

Think about that if you can be wise for a second

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

All your effort not to hurt your boy makes me wonder if you guys are f*cking?

maybe i'm cynical, but i think your 'friend' is just taking advantage of you.We've all had friends like that at one time or another.

did he discuss any of this (pretending its his apartment ) with you?as part of the game plan for the 'silly hos' ?

for all you know, he must have even told the girls that you are scrounging off him(i don't think squatting alone accounts for their behavior towards you)

drop the 'friend' like a bad habit!he'll probaly make out alright;there a sucker_(oops) born every minute.

Simply tell him to go rent a hotel or his own house, is he homeless? or his own crib isn't worth what ladies trip for?? why your own??

@ sylvao2000

@sellyboy, Hey what do you take me for? l guess your insult is enough.

Well l still have some words for you, but before l do just that one question please,
Did your parents have any children that lived?

You piece of human excrement, a slowpoke, retard, and jerk wad.

Had your father used a condom.I would not have had the pain of bearing you on the Planet. Your kind of insects are found in Sinner's graves

Note:
Heritage is certainly not evil - I'm proud enough of my ethnic
identities, and enjoy those of others, but I agree with Carruthers that
heritage is not history, and we must be vigilant to maintain the
distinction and to show it to others. With this l am 100% sure your father is to blame

Think about that if you can be wise for a second

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wassup fool ? It's a pity you can't actually spell s-i-l-l-y despite seeing it everyday of your poverty stricken miserable life. It took you so long to bring your game on, perhaps you couldn't get to steal the hundred naira your momma have bn saving all her whoring life.

You did a nasty job copying that rubish from somewhere. what's the correlation between the heritage nonsense and my handsome rich dad? Boy you must be damn stupid and lazy intellectually. I wouldn't expect much from you since you are a junk product of an expired semen and rotten egg your old sick parents fused together on their bamboo bed!

Tell your momma and papa that they are idiots for not aborting you fool with pottash and a three day old cow urine! Had they done that, your miserable sibblings would have gotten a proper education.

Thanks for shifting the gear assh*ole, I'll still need some more time with your momma's decayed p*u*s*s*y. You know I'll have exhaust a truck load of insecticide into her for that "yansh" to near average.

@oyb

Yeah, I believe he's taking advantage of me too because he knows I wouldn't like to "burn his cable". He's use to "forming" and fronting about stuffs he's not. I was made to understand that he even claimed my family sometimes back (am not sure of that oo, someone told me that) Thanks, I guess I'll have to come up with something.

@UNLEASHED

Thanks pal. I quite understand your view and perhaps your annoyance

@ blackmamba

All your effort not to hurt your boy makes me wonder if you guys are f*cking?

I just have a question for you. . . .have you ever considered what your actions would do to someone you been with for years without nursing an intention to fu*ck em?

@mcube.

Dear, am good oo but believe me, I could do better by going for my vacation soon! We are close to our end of year and 12 branches are under me! . . . .know what that means?

Don't abscond on me again, please!

@sellyboy;;;;;;;; what a poor family!!!!!!!! who to blame? Nigerians? the Government, noo your FATHER take all the blame l am sorry there is nothing l can do about that.

One more advice please do something reasonable with your poor life, hard l understand ( like father like son ).hahahahahahahhahaahahaha.

I really need a reseach on the word 'sellyboy' will get back to you soon.

Byeeeeeeee

Hey you all need prayer now close your eyes and let pray. in Jesus name you are all save, say Amen if only you believe that

hahahahahahahahhahahaha, very good for all of u trying to hit on my silly.@silly wat's up?am glad u gave it back to them,it shows u are not slacking at all.

and(coughs), who is mcube?hope u are not cheating on me shaa, hahaha anyway am glad someone came to rescue me from this our friendship pact.atleast u'll be occupied with her for a while so you'll stop looking for my trouble.

@sellyboy;;;;;;;; what a poor family!!!!!!!! who to blame? Nigerians? the Government, noo your FATHER take all the blame l am sorry there is nothing l can do about that.

One more advice please do something reasonable with your poor life, hard l understand ( like father like son ).hahahahahahahhahaahahaha.

I really need a reseach on the word 'sellyboy' will get back to you soon.

Byeeeeeeee

Oloriburuku oloshi omo abiku, don't bother wasting your cursed time on earth researching on a word that doesn't exist. You are only trying to conceal your grammartical error. am not really surprise again that you can't spell research again.

Did you deliver the message to your whoring momma? Tell her to keep her apponitment with the gas-mask wearing soilmen that are going to try disinfect her soiled p*u*s*s*y you cursed bush animal came out from. The location of her appointment? . . . .taught you wouldn't ask . . . . it's the dumping site near your poverty street! Where else would you want it to be? A thrash like her can't be tolerated anywhere else!

Now your papa. Only an insane rapist like you FATHER can rape a soiled stinky core of your momma to produce a nokia 3310 mobile armed robber like you.

Tell your Father that I know the secret he's bn keeping from you and your sibblings. I know your last two sibblings are a product of a whoring escapade between your whoring momma and your fat bellied landlord!

Still chilling for your parents dirty ass. Wish I can see you physically and show you the silly thug part of me.

@ Pastor sly.

Thanks 4 your "prayers", I hope you are not sly.

@ Hazel eyed.

Don't tell me you've 4gotten mcube so soon. She was (is) my first love after Oreofemi on Nairaland . Believe me, nobody can take our friendship pact away. Your trouble gives me wet dream pal

Pastor Sly:

Hey you all need prayer now close your eyes and let pray. in Jesus name you are all save, say Amen if only you believe that

na who be this, if u don't have anything to say why don't u geeeeeeettttt ooffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@silly joo,don't mind these things that are trying to get us angry,
i think u should just ignore that fool,sylva-whatever.the best answer for a fool is silence.

pastor sly,  anuofia!!!!! ewu!!!!!

@ Hazel Eyed.

Can't you read between the words babe? This is Pastor Sly. Let's just keep our fingers crossed and see what the pastor is up to on Nairaland. You know he's quite new.

I sincerely promise to stop exchanging words with that mo'erfu*ck*er. He really stepped on my nerve after desperate attempt not to get entwinned with the bastard. I just pray he puts an end to it too * stealing a peck*.

@silly,i hope u are not stealing peaks from me ooo, anyway,pastor sly should not play pranks with the name of his creator no matter how new he is on nairaland,

@ hazel eyed.

hello, actually ave read a lot of your responses on this site and i love them all, but i never knew u ave been aving an affair with my sillyboy, anyway he is mearnt for everyone. how are u?

@ sillyboy

was up dear how are u today

hi mcube,am sooo finee.just read something very funny and it's cracking me up in pieces.hope u are ok.

i enjoyjavascript:void(0); reading everything ere, from crap to sense, its a good way to relax who sed u need basketmouth to have a gud laugh,
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@ OP by letting your friend sleep with all those girls in your house, YOU ARE EQUALLY responsible for allowing such stupidity. All the epe and everything you shall SHARE when all those girls are CURSING your friend for playing them. Since you know that your friend is a player and you are still accommodating him. It doesn't speak well on your character. Accept my sympathies for your future family.


I have a girlfriend who makes it a point to sleep with other people's boyfriend. I cut her off. Its not good to hold such friendship, no matter how long u've come. It doesn't reflect well on your character.

WOW!!!!!!u try o, condoning such.Y not hv a heart talk with ur friend nd if he is genuine he,l understand.What i don't really get is d lies about him owning d place.May God not allow us jam d wrong ones o ah ah.
Are you sure that he hasn't told them that even the clothes u use r his?jst be careful o.

Make him see the reasons why he should stop using your house.

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Most Ladies love lies when you lie they believe you, when you tell the truth they doubt you, so pathetic!!!