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Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Made619(m): 11:28am On Mar 16, 2022
Well mine is " Pikin wey raise him papa up, na blockus go cover him face." and also " the frowning of a goat can not change its price in the market." grin grin



lalasticlala I need more views on this please

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by MadamVanessa(f): 11:37am On Mar 16, 2022
shocked


Toto big as e big, e no fit Bleep itself na preek go still treat am.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by 9182736455O1999(m): 11:46am On Mar 16, 2022
Yanch no be sharp object but e dey cut Shit cheesy

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Uzomacharles: 11:57am On Mar 16, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Yanch no be sharp object but e dey cut Shit cheesy

Omo

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by BabalawoPikin(m): 12:00pm On Mar 16, 2022
grin make I think first

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by illicit(m): 12:58pm On Mar 16, 2022
When e reach time to shit

The Anus go open

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by vinceyinnovation: 1:28pm On Mar 16, 2022
Monkey no fine but im mama like am so.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Iamaboonasir(m): 1:31pm On Mar 16, 2022
Na condition make crayfish bend...

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by realestate99: 1:31pm On Mar 16, 2022
....person wey dey argue with a sick person wan quickly kill am

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by RisenJoe(m): 1:34pm On Mar 16, 2022
I'll make #1 equal to 1$,

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2022
Garri talk say him strong, him see hot water and him turn eba

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by czarr(m): 2:12pm On Mar 16, 2022
Preek no get shoulder.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by zexy2030(m): 2:18pm On Mar 16, 2022
Na from play we dey enter dance.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Mar 16, 2022
illicit:
When e reach time to shit

The Anus go open
Stop it! I'm eating mbók grin

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by sheanzy(m): 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2022
zexy2030:
Na from play we dey enter dance.
not play it's clap

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by fourboys: 2:32pm On Mar 16, 2022
Dem no dey use big prick scare ashawo grin grin

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by MAGG0T(m): 2:33pm On Mar 16, 2022
cheesy

When a prick get angry and erect, e go be like say e go fit tear toto

De adage in Igbo is quite funny

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by onecrate: 2:40pm On Mar 16, 2022
Dem dy call animals wey get horn to come out (Madrid, bayern, barca, mancity.. ) snail self (man u, arsenal) dy show face. Yesterday at the viewing centre.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by illicit(m): 2:48pm On Mar 16, 2022
SmellySperm:

Stop it! I'm eating mbók grin

grin

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Tallesty1(m): 3:22pm On Mar 16, 2022
No matter how nwanyi si jo njo, Ihe uto na ya na ike.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Bestiee01(f): 3:39pm On Mar 16, 2022
They say adage,and u guys quickly turned it into sexages, pathetic bunch of sex-starved boys.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Blaxie: 4:35pm On Mar 16, 2022
You see toto,you dey find hair.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Jones90: 4:43pm On Mar 16, 2022
Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eye pray


You gerrit grin

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by CCC2(m): 4:56pm On Mar 16, 2022
A bald headed man does not partake in a stone throwing fight.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by elpochas: 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2022
Them no dy use force stand Preek.
Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by galadima77(m): 5:37pm On Mar 16, 2022
Bestiee01:
They say adage,and u guys quickly turned it into sexages, pathetic bunch of sex-starved boys.

Thank you. They're not even funny

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by okoroemeka(m): 5:52pm On Mar 16, 2022
galadima77:


Thank you. They're not even funny
(1)you cannot use leftover gunpowder to shot down a gorilla.
(2)if a dog is been castrated the owner will hold the head.
(3)a man that bullet struck his father's head will use iron pot as cap.
(4)monkey no fine but the mama like am like that
(5)if you are doing good things for a woman,she will be doing good things for another man she likes
(6)there is a big difference between capital B and cow footprint
(7)bread hard because it never jam coke
(coolhe who goes to sokoto to eat fufu imported it from abroad
(9)birds from different location make noise differently
(10)only a woman knows the true father's of her children

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Higgies(m): 6:29pm On Mar 16, 2022
Ti shigidi ba fe te, a ni kiwon gbe ohun losi odo lo we !
Someone should help me translate abeg grin

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by IFYBOY288(m): 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2022
Toto dey vex no mean dey he go scare penis grin
Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by youngking22(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2022
1,Because cat Sabi swim that one no mean say him be catfish..
2,Small body no be sickness.
3,Person fit dey sell market,dey talk say profit won kill am.
4, small bress no be Tangerine.
5, The downfall of a man, if him wise him go stand up quick quick.

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Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Nostring: 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2022
onecrate:
Dem dy call animals wey get horn to come out (Madrid, bayern, barca, mancity.. ) snail self (man u, arsenal) dy show face. Yesterday at the viewing centre.
u b ewu for including Arsenal
Re: Drop The Most Funniest Adage You've Ever Heard. by Boss469(m): 7:20pm On Mar 16, 2022
The job of feet is walking, but their hubby is dancing.

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