I once caught myself absent minded and deep into an imagination of me being a black superman and flying into boko Haram camp. I will just fly down towards them gently with a camera doing selfie video and chatting "aboki, yaya dei?", while they, of course, will be trembling and cocking their guns towards me and shooting. As the bullets no go enter, I'll just calmly tell them "una de waste una time oh", before I use super speed and round all of them up, bend their guns into handcuff and tie them to the floor, or better still lift them all up to one high pole and leave them hanging in the air shouting in fulani.

I'll fly to Abuja and tell presido to go and pack his people because the boko war done finish.


Have you ever thought of yourself with super powers to stop crime?

What power did you wish you had? �

Lol..
So many occasions

I had imagine getting to know Boko Haram sponsors follow them one after the other to come to national TV and conference how they've put plenty families in pain before I slice their throats.

Same with all these teef wey dey call their self politicians.

When I used to watch too much Suoerhero Vs Villain movies as a kid

Please don't be a superhero in Nigeria because o di kwa very risky and you can ask Davido most especially for the men of the underworld, Boko Haram and their brothers

Not in Nigeria tho you're just wasting your super powers this country is beyond saving

Angel55555:
Not in Nigeria tho you're just wasting your super powers this country is beyond saving

If I get superman power I go save this country from insecurity a lot.

Bandits and boko will shiver just by remembering that I exist after what I may have done to previous colleagues of theirs

Yeah I would be batman going around sneaking up on armed robbers but in my imagination I would be widely hated because there isn't that much difference between an armed robbers and some politicians / officers...

So I would eventually start going after politicians and the law would turn against me.

Me Na just dey Oyinbo land dey send Dollars come house make them help me build house put like 2 Glk 2 Lexus and 2 Voltron covered in tapoling then come back and flex with my family..

danvon:
Yeah I would be batman going around sneaking up on armed robbers but in my imagination I would be widely hated because there isn't that much difference between an armed robbers and some politicians / officers...

So I would eventually start going after politicians and the law would turn against me.

Even going after armed robbers the government and system will turn against you because most crime outfits are sponsored by the politicians and you will be spoiling their business.

Na Black Adam me go like be,, no mercy just dey carry dem go sky then forget them... lolllll

Me I no go kill any of them sha, but dem go wish se dem die

Yes I always fantasize I can save Boko victims before they are beheaded,I only imagine I they feel when that cold blade touches their neck.