That was where I learnt another name for cell is SANKO .throughout my two days stay in that cell I did not poo or pee, it was horrible.
On your first day the NUMBER ONE will ask for your CELL SHOW and if you dont have money on you, hmm...your guess is good as mine
But you'll surely bond with many the more you spend time and listen to different stories...
Have you been to a cell... Share your experience.

Nigeria police cell wey look like??

IvarDboneless:
That was where I learnt another name for cell is SANKO .throughout my two days stay in that cell I did not poo or pee, it was horrible.
On your first day the NUMBER ONE will ask for your CELL SHOW and if you dont have money on you, hmm...your guess is good as mine
But you'll surely bond with many the more you spend time and listen to different stories...
Have you been to a cell... Share your experience.

I pray I never have such experience... I learnt it is a terrible experience

Never ...

May such experience be far from my generation

Omo
Spent 3 days sha

Not in the main cell

Was kept at the administrative office cell (bastard officers was calling me VIP prisoner )

Said anything I wan chop make I talk say them go order am for me

On what took me there :
Okay sometime 2021 before I left the country, (actually the police encounter fast tracked my japaring)

I sold some crypto currency worth about 8m to a guy I do know very well … my man start to de para say my coin no drop ooo

Something I have confirmed from my end

So I literally tracked him down after he evaded me for like 2 weeks

Omo he collect beating from me and my guys sha

That was when he started confessing that it was his bigger boss/bro that masterminded everything


Omo na so I take discharge asap to track his big bro/boss

When we caught him

Shit went physical oo( dude was a cult guy)

Ontop my money you wan come de shout aye ask men for me ?

He collect better beating before running

Next day I made some calls to reach out to some senior people for area ooo make them hear my cry


Na so then invite am make em show

My man de come meeting carry police come say I kidnapped his kid bro

Omo the men for table shock

Well we all ended up for station

Both me , him, and the kid bro after I involved my lawyer and some top police officers from force HQ

Spent 3days together for the administrative cell

Police use us chop

Signed some F*ckn papers that we have settled



Well even if na 10 years !!
I go come back for my money

I be awka boy !!!

dawnomike:
I pray I never have such experience... I learnt it is a terrible experience

Bros always distinct yourself from anytin that will take you there ooh...its a terrible experience bro...worst is you will not bath throughout your stay

Realmi:
Never ...

May such experience be far from my generation

Amen ooh

kozmokaz:
Omo
Spent 3 days sha

Not in the main cell

Was kept at the administrative office cell (bastard officers was calling me VIP prisoner )

Said anything I wan chop make I talk say them go order am for me

On what took me there :
Okay sometime 2021 before I left the country, (actually the police encounter fast tracked my japaring)

I sold some crypto currency worth about 8m to a guy I do know very well … my man start to de para say my coin no drop ooo

Something I have confirmed from my end

So I literally tracked him down after he evaded me for like 2 weeks

Omo he collect beating from me and my guys sha

That was when he started confessing that it was his bigger boss/bro that masterminded everything


Omo na so I take discharge asap to track his big bro/boss

When we caught him

Shit went physical oo( dude was a cult guy)

Ontop my money you wan come de shout aye ask men for me ?

He collect better beating before running

Next day I made some calls to reach out to some senior people for area ooo make them hear my cry


Na so then invite am make em show

My man de come meeting carry police come say I kidnapped his kid bro

Omo the men for table shock

Well we all ended up for station

Both me , him, and the kid bro after I involved my lawyer and some top police officers from force HQ

Spent 3days together for the administrative cell

Police use us chop

Signed some F*ckn papers that we have settled



Well even if na 10 years !!
I go come back for my money

I be awka boy !!!

Bros just free am...cell even better compared to ATM(awaiting trial inmates)

IvarDboneless:
That was where I learnt another name for cell is SANKO .throughout my two days stay in that cell I did not poo or pee, it was horrible.
On your first day the NUMBER ONE will ask for your CELL SHOW and if you dont have money on you, hmm...your guess is good as mine
But you'll surely bond with many the more you spend time and listen to different stories...
Have you been to a cell... Share your experience.

IvarDboneless:

Bros just free am...cell even better compared to ATM(awaiting trial inmates)

Omo 8m gone like that ?

kozmokaz:



Omo 8m gone like that ?

Him no pay u?

IvarDboneless:

Him no pay u?

No man

Dude play a fast run on me
He paid the cops 1.5m

God forbid ..It will never be my portion and all those who wish never to go in there .. it z no an experience worth experiencing ...I only want to experience how z it to be rich ..cus av been struggling all my life

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kozmokaz:


No man

Dude play a fast run on me
He paid the cops 1.5m

Wow... whats your next plan man..its a whole lot of money man

IvarDboneless:

Wow... whats your next plan man..its a whole lot of money man

Left Nigeria already

Dude definitely gonna pay me

And not all payments are done with money

Yes ohhhh the first one was when I was in first year, one boy in my lodge stole someone's laptop after like 2 month the guy went and reported to SARS, Omo I was writing exam that period, not knowing that SARS has been coming to check when all man go de around, unluckily for me I was around in the evening Na so them enter under rain, the funny part was that it was batch by batch we were taking to the station, the second was very terrible and horrible experience though me and my roommate spent a week and some days there before came out, inside the cell as we dey enter first them mouth us for wall by the oc torture on the command of the number one, him get cabinet members, he stays close to the door, and the place him and his cabinet stays is referred to as white house, if you de form stubborn guy Omo once you enter there dem go humble you first.....

But that place no be am ...
I thank God for my life

Obagofixxy:
Yes ohhhh the first one was when I was in first year, one boy in my lodge stole someone's laptop after like 2 month the guy went and reported to SARS, Omo I was writing exam that period, not knowing that SARS has been coming to check when all man go de around, unluckily for me I was around in the evening Na so them enter under rain, the funny part was that it was batch by batch we were taking to the station, the second was very terrible and horrible experience though me and my roommate spent a week and some days there before came out, inside the cell as we dey enter first them mouth us for wall by the oc torture on the command of the number one, him get cabinet members, he stays close to the door, and the place him and his cabinet stays is referred to as white house, if you de form stubborn guy Omo once you enter there dem go humble you first.....

But that place no be am ...
I thank God for my life

oc torture see memory bro the most w

Obagofixxy:
Yes ohhhh the first one was when I was in first year, one boy in my lodge stole someone's laptop after like 2 month the guy went and reported to SARS, Omo I was writing exam that period, not knowing that SARS has been coming to check when all man go de around, unluckily for me I was around in the evening Na so them enter under rain, the funny part was that it was batch by batch we were taking to the station, the second was very terrible and horrible experience though me and my roommate spent a week and some days there before came out, inside the cell as we dey enter first them mouth us for wall by the oc torture on the command of the number one, him get cabinet members, he stays close to the door, and the place him and his cabinet stays is referred to as white house, if you de form stubborn guy Omo once you enter there dem go humble you first.....

But that place no be am ...
I thank God for my life

You just brought back memories
Oc torture go mend u for wall especially if wetin cari u come na small matter u go collect..omo that place na another life entirely.
But did you guys later pay for the laptop.

IvarDboneless:

oc torture see memory bro the most w
You just brought back memories
Oc torture go mend u for wall especially if wetin cari u come na small matter u go collect..omo that place na another life entirely.
But did you guys later pay for the laptop.

hahahahHH I swear Wetin savee and my guy say the day wey we de arrest us Na from one restaurant we de come out from and we carry better food, rice and banga stew for my guy then my own was bitter leaf soup and semo, Omo dem mount us for wall but as dem see those things, the number one come free us, the next day we moved closer to the White House

Obagofixxy:



hahahahHH I swear Wetin savee and my guy say the day wey we de arrest us Na from one restaurant we de come out from and we carry better food, rice and banga stew for my guy then my own was bitter leaf soup and semo, Omo dem mount us for wall but as dem see those things, the number one come free us, the next day we moved closer to the White House

IvarDboneless:

That place ehhhh

Customer daada ni.. But only slept once till next day..
During my university days. I was working also for Nigerian breweries sales rep.. Naso we go show. We closed by 10:30pm. Was about opening my door then a daughter of Jezebel called me to come spend the night with her on my way 10:50pm. Police carry me oo. Mhen. First time!!! But I no dey fear there mama.. We got there with my bikeman. They saw both of my IDs but they didn't even want to know. Naso we start to drag am. Idiots put me inside cell sha.. Next day daughter of Jezebel carried a soldier and I was freed.. 5naira I no pay. I even give them middle finger.. After my first experience till date, na to call my connects anytime this bastards come for me..

BabalawoPikin:
Customer daada ni.. But only slept once till next day..
During my university days. I was working also for Nigerian breweries sales rep.. Naso we go show. We closed by 10:30pm. Was about opening my door then a daughter of Jezebel called me to come spend the night with her on my way 10:50pm. Police carry me oo. Mhen. First time!!! But I no dey fear there mama.. We got there with my bikeman. They saw both of my IDs but they didn't even want to know. Naso we start to drag am. Idiots put me inside cell sha.. Next day daughter of Jezebel carried a soldier and I was freed.. 5naira I no pay. I even give them middle finger.. After my first experience till date, na to call my connects anytime this bastards come for me..

Waow you are lucky shaa...this ones no be the wicked ones I swear

IvarDboneless:

Waow you are lucky shaa...this ones no be the wicked ones I swear

bro. For naija. Just get connect. I have been arrested so many times, but my daughters of Jezebel always show up with squad for my release. Police fear military men like die.. I remember the day them arrest me cux of Crypto stuff.. Police man chop slap for dpo front. Ntin happen. Nigeria is finished I swear

BabalawoPikin:
bro. For naija. Just get connect. I have been arrested so many times, but my daughters of Jezebel always show up with squad for my release. Police fear military men like die.. I remember the day them arrest me cux of Crypto stuff.. Police man chop slap for dpo front. Ntin happen. Nigeria is finished I swear

Na wa o

kozmokaz:
Omo
Spent 3 days sha

Not in the main cell

Was kept at the administrative office cell (bastard officers was calling me VIP prisoner )

Said anything I wan chop make I talk say them go order am for me

On what took me there :
Okay sometime 2021 before I left the country, (actually the police encounter fast tracked my japaring)

I sold some crypto currency worth about 8m to a guy I do know very well … my man start to de para say my coin no drop ooo

Something I have confirmed from my end

So I literally tracked him down after he evaded me for like 2 weeks

Omo he collect beating from me and my guys sha

That was when he started confessing that it was his bigger boss/bro that masterminded everything


Omo na so I take discharge asap to track his big bro/boss

When we caught him

Shit went physical oo( dude was a cult guy)

Ontop my money you wan come de shout aye ask men for me ?

He collect better beating before running

Next day I made some calls to reach out to some senior people for area ooo make them hear my cry


Na so then invite am make em show

My man de come meeting carry police come say I kidnapped his kid bro

Omo the men for table shock

Well we all ended up for station

Both me , him, and the kid bro after I involved my lawyer and some top police officers from force HQ

Spent 3days together for the administrative cell

Police use us chop

Signed some F*ckn papers that we have settled



Well even if na 10 years !!
I go come back for my money

I be awka boy !!!

Lies from the deep pit of shit! With the way you described the boy, he can't afford some milli talk of milli's to the tone of 8m. Well, thanks for the entertainment. Smart ones know you're just trying to entertain us.

HeavenVGate:

Lies from the deep pit of shit! With the way you described the boy, he can't afford some milli talk of milli's to the tone of 8m. Well, thanks for the entertainment. Smart ones know you're just trying to entertain us.

guy do u know him in person?

HeavenVGate:

Lies from the deep pit of shit! With the way you described the boy, he can't afford some milli talk of milli's to the tone of 8m. Well, thanks for the entertainment. Smart ones know you're just trying to entertain us.

Wait wait wait

I’m not here to entertain no mfk man

And why would i be lying shit ?

Could send screenshots of transactions and chats !

But owe you no explanation