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My Experience With A Married Alien On Planet Mars by marsman: 4:13pm On Mar 27, 2022 |
I once Bleep a married alien on mars, i was not sure they were married or both were females/males . The thing is that: two aliens spotted me from afar, setting up our communication instrument to improve our visual connection to earth, I looked back and I saw two green coloured duo big eyed creatures staring at my cute ass, noticing the fact that I have caught their gaze, one ran away while the other stood it ground. I then walked towards the other one still staring, touched one of it tenticles, pulled it into my safe tent with oxygen and drilled the shit out of the hole I saw underneath the slimy tenticles. You cant blame me, my balls where already dark green from not fucking for many days on my mission on Mars, so when I saw a hole under the aliens tenticles, spreading down to the kneels, I knew I had to Bleep it for 2 straight hours. I believe the alien was married because I saw something like a ring on one of the tenticles, It later told me through telepathy, that it wished I was it's weak husband that ran away, that I look way stronger; all this while i gave it what i believe can be called an alien orgasm. True story |
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