If this Buhari regime were recorded in the Bible, it would have been written in the book of 3Kings Chapter 1:1-19 ; And I read.
1. And a good king reign over Nigeria. Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan from the city of Otueke, Bayelsa state, reigned for six years.
2. On his process to continue his good work, hatred started from the other sides of the nation, they tried everything by all means to unseat him as their leader.
3. Then many people of the nation started crying onto their gods saying, Oh! gods of our ancestors, come and take this Goodluck the son of Ebele Jonathan out of office for we have found our messiah, Buhari, the son of Mohammed from the city of Daura in Katsina
4. After the cries of the people against Goodluck, The Lord spoke to Goodluck, and said, Goodluck! Goodluck!! And he answered, my Lord, speak for thy servant heareth,
5. And the Lord said to him, do not resist to give power to that of their messiah for I'm going to do terrible things in the land of Nigeria through this Buhari, the son of Mohammed that will not be forgotten in the history of the world.
6. Then after the election, the messiah-Buhari loss the election but Goodluck still gave power to Buhari just to allow the word of God to be fulfilled
7. Then Buhari the son of Mohammed started reigning over his people; the first year of his regime ends with killings, hunger and suffering by the masses.
8. And he armed his Fulani kinsmen with weapons to kill the children of the Most High God, he did many evils to put thy Lord to anger.
9. In the second year of his regime, his evil acts got to heaven and God struck him with a life deadly disease, with all this sufferings.
10. A great Prophet Nnamdi, the son of Israel Kanu from the city of Afara Ukwu Ibeku, Umuahia in Abia state arose from the East and demanded for the freedom of his people out of Nigeria, but with the foolishness of Buhari and his people, they acted wrongly to the sight of the Lord by lunching the Operation Python Dance in the home of Prophet Nnamdi.
11. And the anger of the Lord was kindle against Buhari that the Lord thy God set ambush called the Niger Delta avengers over the people of Buhari.
12. That the fled leaving behind their possessions of cows, goats and rams.
13. And the word of the Lord came unto the children of the most high saying, by this time next month, a cup of rice shall be sold #130, for the Lord shall harden the mind of Buhari to close the border leading to the country of Nigeria.
14. Now the city of Lagos was under siege that harmattan ceases to come out even unto the 17th day of December in the year 2019.
15. And the children of the most high cried unto the Lord day and night and the Lord thy God had mercy upon Nigeria.
16. Now there arose a great comedian out of the tribe of Ijaw, of the Kalabari clan in the city of Buguma that belonged to the land of Rivers state whose name is Julian.
17. Wherefore was the hands of the lord was upon Julian.
18. And he wrote, I salute you my brethren in the name of our God the father of all knowledge and understanding, peace be unto thy soul and thy lad and unto the increase of thy kind.
19. Seeth thou that there cometh a season in the year 2023 that thy people shall be voting to elect their leader, therefore pray and seek ye the face of the God of thine father to elect thee a better and a good leader that will reign over the children of the most high God.
I have a name�Julian
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Chai..You're wocket

Haha

Maybe you should go and study Shakespearen English before posting.

This is is the worst reading I've seen today

This is very funny, I almost read it like the KJV Bible