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How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 9:29pm On Apr 10, 2022
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by blue01(m): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2022
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by mymadam(m): 9:35pm On Apr 10, 2022
No prob. Simply do a slick Photoshop of you and BBNaija's Angel (in all her mabreastic glory!). Bombard your social media pages with it sharp, sharp! Job done kiss

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by GooodHardDick: 9:36pm On Apr 10, 2022
Which kind post be this? angry

Alaye, there are girls everywhere, go out, bang enough pussies and have lots of fun. Forget that girl you call your girlfriend, once she sees you enjoying your life without her, her mind go dey! Stop being a f*cking simp!

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Medianna(f): 9:36pm On Apr 10, 2022
Which kan wahala be this!
Oya go shirtless na and you guys can be even.
If she start snapping with guys now. You will still have a problem with it
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by MAGG0T(m): 9:38pm On Apr 10, 2022
cheesy


An insecure kid throwing tantrums...

You better stay away from relationship before you go commit suicide one day...

You and your teenage girlfriend already don de do "who de enjoy pass challenge"

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Blunttruth: 9:40pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.
That's childish, what type of relationship do you have scheming to hurt eachother, that's toxic.

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Sekoni003(m): 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2022
She's definitely gonna see through it bro. "Abundance" isn't something you can fake. Go out and grab more options lol

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy


An insecure kid throwing tantrums...

You better stay away from relationship before you go commit suicide one day...

You and your teenage girlfriend already don de do "who de enjoy pass challenge"
Comment’s like this, makes me love it here. wink grin

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by rickleye: 9:46pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.

It reeks of immaturity. Faking is not the solution. Making her jealous isn’t either . Communicate with her. If they are pics of her why aren’t you in the pics with her . Opposite should attract .

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 9:47pm On Apr 10, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy


An insecure kid throwing tantrums...

You better stay away from relationship before you go commit suicide one day...

You and your teenage girlfriend already don de do "who de enjoy pass challenge"
Not throwing tantrums my good sir. Just wanna catch small cruise that’s all.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 9:49pm On Apr 10, 2022
rickleye:


It reeks of immaturity. Faking is not the solution. Making her jealous isn’t either . Communicate with her. If they are pics of her why aren’t you in the pics with her . Opposite should attract .
obviously, I can’t be in all of her pics.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 9:50pm On Apr 10, 2022
Sekoni003:
She's definitely gonna see through it bro. "Abundance" isn't something you can fake. Go out and grab more options lol
Thanks! I actually do think so too, to be honest.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by ukaface(f): 10:07pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.
You say you're how old again?
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 10:12pm On Apr 10, 2022
ukaface:

You say you're how old again?
Yeah, I didn’t mention my age, maybe you were reading another post before diving in to this one, It can be confusing I know. kiss kiss
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Bolsman(m): 10:13pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.



You don't need to fake anything. When she posts any pix and notices that you don't view any of it. She would calm and reflect what went wrong between you people. When you keep viewing her status, you're giving her power to do more. Just jettison her.

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by EmzyT: 10:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
I don't know what you're trying to achieve by doing this, but;

“Resist that urge that'll make you post things just to make your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jealous when you're Quarreling, because when you guys finally Reconcile, they would still find it hard to let go of it”


Nedstar:
So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.


I just hope out of jealousy, she doesn't stab you to death or cut off your Odogwu in your sleep someday!

Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 10, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy


An insecure kid throwing tantrums...

You better stay away from relationship before you go commit suicide one day...

You and your teenage girlfriend already don de do "who de enjoy pass challenge"
"Who dey enjoy pass challenge"

Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:28pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.

what a childish thing to do...why dont you instead let your gf know how you feel about her posting these cleavage pics?! or better yet, why dont you accept that this is the type of woman you got (and possibly look for another one)?
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nedstar: 11:01pm On Apr 10, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


what a childish thing to do...why dont you instead let your gf know how you feel about her posting these cleavage pics?! or better yet, why dont you accept that this is the type of woman you got (and possibly look for another one)?
I could go for your first option, but that would be like I’m micromanaging her life or something ( honestly, I do tell her most of the things I don’t like she does but I don’t want to be doing a lot that. Hence why I’ve accepted her for who she’s but want to add a little sauce.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:58pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nedstar:
I could go for your first option, but that would be like I’m micromanaging her life or something ( honestly, I do tell her most of the things I don’t like she does but I don’t want to be doing a lot that. Hence why I’ve accepted her for who she’s but want to add a little sauce.

again, i didnt say you should tell her to stop...i said you should let her know how it makes you feel...if she disregards how you feel about these pics and continue posting them, then it shows she doesnt really care about you and your desires in this r/ship. you can only accept someone for who they are, if they are compatible with you.....if that woman is doing everything against you own desires in a woman then let her go, she aint for you. there is no point trying to be with a woman that you fully well aint for you.
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Gadafii: 1:56am On Apr 11, 2022
Mumu, ur girlfriend went to have fun, showing cleavage and probably ended in someone else's bed and you are concerned about how to fake enjoyment and pepper your girlfriend with

Sense the size of decomposed ant you no get SMH
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Nobody: 2:11am On Apr 11, 2022
GooodHardDick:
Which kind post be this? angry

Alaye, there are girls everywhere, go out, bang enough pussies and have lots of fun. Forget that girl you call your girlfriend, once she sees you enjoying your life without her, her mind go dey! Stop being a f*cking simp!

grin grin grin local man was waiting for you to say smfng
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by ukaface(f): 5:29am On Apr 11, 2022
Nedstar:

Yeah, I didn’t mention my age, maybe you were reading another post before diving in to this one, It can be confusing I know. kiss kiss
of course you didn't mention your age, but I needed to ascertain your age and link it with whatever I read .
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by VandalSavage(m): 5:57am On Apr 11, 2022
You no get Yahoo Boyz friends, just find a why to chill with Dem for a day,and take all kind of videos and pictures.


Or better still,f**king moooove on undecided
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by arthurwillia(m): 6:31am On Apr 11, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.

Lol why are you receiving notifications if your babes pictures?

Why are you jealous of your gf fame

Post your nude too to show her you are the king, sho lo foorish ni?
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by TheWolfen(m): 8:07am On Apr 11, 2022
Lol
How old are you?
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by DaInferno(m): 10:25am On Apr 11, 2022
Once had an ex who would post like this, rhe way I was unbothered even made her to question me
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Stvic(m): 11:38am On Apr 11, 2022
VandalSavage:
You no get Yahoo Boyz friends, just find a why to chill with Dem for a day,and take all kind of videos and pictures.


Or better still,f**king moooove on undecided
Make efcc con burst all of dem that day cheesy how ehn go take explain behind kanta for station cheesy
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by VandalSavage(m): 11:50am On Apr 11, 2022
Lol grin,no be him wan pepper he girlfriend, anything he see he go take am grin
Stvic:
Make efcc con burst all of dem that day cheesy how ehn go take explain behind kanta for station cheesy

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Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by Stvic(m): 11:51am On Apr 11, 2022
Face ur hustle bro. Occupy your mind with how to make more money and reduce the activity of woman thought in your head. This will help u go far in life with no fainting, hypertension or any of their family member. Goodluck
Re: How Do I Fake It To My Girlfriend That I’m Having Lot Of fun Without Her? by aimmoney9: 2:01pm On Apr 11, 2022
Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main i grin ;Dssue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.
Use a beautiful girl better still the one in bikini as your wallpaper ....... grin grin

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