[size=20pt]SCASH CAN I MEET YOU[/size]

i thot lecture time was midnight

There is room for pre-lecture

ok, i ought to know my student anyways . But u go first.

I always have a problem when I comes to writing a self descriptive Essay, but for sake of like love I will try my best.

As you already know, my Name is Koolkamzzy, but you can call me Kamzzy for short. I’m one of the finest guys in Nigeria (no doubt about that)  that’s why I was able to win the Mr Campus pageant when I was in school. I am in ma mid 20’s, light in complexion, Average height. I use to have 6 packs before, but now I’m beginning to chop small money so the 6 packs has been replaced with a potbelly, which is as a result of too much consumption of shine shine bobo and isi-ewu.

I’m currently residing at Lat 06⁰ 26.24’N Long. 003⁰ 19.78’E

I have always wanted to meet and date a very Naughty Alhaja hence my interest in you.

I will to stop at this juncture for now, until you are ready to reciprocate my feelings for you.

Ok, u'r serious.

Am nt in for datin, bt we cld b frnds. So, ehm, 1. Am nt naughty, u were d one critisizin some newly married coupl. Hence, my beef for u n 2. (Am i supposed to describe my anatomy here?)

mayb u ask d questns, den i answer. Aw bout dt?

How about you introduce yha sef

* strolling and whistling*

introductn, Stdt. early 20s, avrg height. Am kindof shy wen it comes to speakin one on one. And yes, am a muslim


u re nt disclosin were u r, so i wont too, (dnt tell me u did , cos i dnt knw geography), bt of course u knw am in nigeria

ismaeel, takia, hope u'r nt on d road sha

ismaeel86:

* strolling and whistling*  

why are you whistling like you are in your village

koolkamzzy:

why are you whistling like you are in your village

Clears throat

Scash:

u re nt disclosin were u r, so i wont too,  (dnt tell me u did , cos i dnt knw geography), bt of course u knw am in nigeria

ok im in Lasgidi and i knw u in uni Ilorin so i guess you reside there too. hope you will invite over some day?.

Scash:

And yes, am a muslim

im kool with that, infact i have quite a number of muslim frnds and they are very inteligent guys

Dyt:

Clears throat

Madam NSIDO?

I follow u talk?

Dyt:

I follow u talk?

Why you dey clear troat before

Wia did u here dt one from? . Ok, lemme just finish. yes, unilorin. And yes,am based in ilorin, am a medical stdt, n what else
Oh yeah! Ure a bush boy, villagers dnt stroll n whistle, they CYCLE n whistle

Oh yeah! Ure a bush boy, villagers dnt stroll n whistle, they CYCLE n whistle

pardon ma ignorance, its been a while i visit the village

n what else

you sure you want me to answer that?

what do u av in mind?

How about i tell you in camera cos walls have got ears and eyes

hmmmmn. Dt wld b nice bt u knw wt kamzzy? Av gotta go n i dnt think i'l b comin back anytym soon. Av got one very deadly xam on 18, n NL is just being a liitl devil.

So just takia, n pls easy wt d insults ;-). I'ld b xpectin u in ilorin:-).

Ok dear

Wish you success in your impending exam.

Wel if it’s well planned I may come visit u in Ilorin

Dyt, please come with me and lets go home

^^ u find me rish ere?

Dyt:

^^ u find me rish ere?

yes now, let me take u out for lunch

Its past lunch baby
n u know my area shld b blockd by now
prolly 2morrow