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Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by IceDune: 11:12am On Apr 13, 2022
So yesterday night after the Chelsea Madrid match I decided to buy suya which has been my routine since I moved to Abuja last year. When I got home with the suya, I noticed how silky the paper was but I was busy enjoying the meat to take note only to notice this morning while trying to dispose the suya wrapper that it was wrapped with two sheets torn from the book of Deutronomy.
I just giggled to myself because I know what would've been the fate of the suya man if it was the other way round.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by superCleanworks(m): 11:13am On Apr 13, 2022
grin
see problem
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by qwertyboss(m): 11:19am On Apr 13, 2022
Hummmm!
Maybe he doesn't even know what it is..
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by SmileDance(f): 11:21am On Apr 13, 2022
He doesn't know it's the bible lol
Enjoy the suya and God's word
No violence zone.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Treasure17(m): 11:25am On Apr 13, 2022
God is using him to propagate the gospel and probably giving you a signal. Take your bible and read Deuteronomy. grin
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by MadamVanessa(f): 11:27am On Apr 13, 2022
shocked


Believe me, Christianity still remain the best religion on earth. Devoid of violence.

Let just assumed the idiotic useless aboki was a Christian and he used Quran to wrapped the suya, by now Christian community in that area would've hear it loud and clear as the terrorists would've feast on them so that their prophet can add numbers of virgins for them in Aljanah. Very useless, demonic and idiotic religion.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Kingpin1000: 11:28am On Apr 13, 2022
Don't blame the aboki,blame the Christian owner of the Bible ,who was careless with it.
Aboki doesn't even know it's a Bible page.
Modified:
You ate all the suya, took a picture and post on social media.
Are you just jobless, want to chase clout or want religious crisis in our already Volatile country?
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by gasparpisciotta: 11:30am On Apr 13, 2022
Na paper as far as Mai-Suya is concerned.

Read it, it might have a message for you.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by budaatum: 11:33am On Apr 13, 2022
You just giggled? You didn't go and save the man by telling him he was wrapping his suya in Bible?

So what do you think will happen when a non-giggler buys suya wrapped in Deuteronomy?

He's at Deuteronomy. Keep an eye on him and let us know if he ever gets to Revelation.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by habsydiamond(m): 11:39am On Apr 13, 2022
And u chop abi Make I tell u wetin go do u now?? If na for north one person carry Quran cover Suya b4 daybreak that nigga go die by their hands. Cos they love to fight God's fight on his behalf

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Goldbw122(m): 11:44am On Apr 13, 2022
SmileDance:
He doesn't know it's the bible lol
Enjoy the suya and God's word
No violence zone.
When he uses Quran to wrap suya he will recognize it..

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by illicit(m): 11:51am On Apr 13, 2022
U will start speaking in tongues tongue

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by sweetonugbu: 11:52am On Apr 13, 2022
I dont support the seller or the buyer,i came because of the vawuolence.

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by sapientia(m): 12:31pm On Apr 13, 2022
Kingpin1000:
Don't blame the aboki,blame the Christian owner of the Bible ,who was careless with it.
Aboki doesn't even know it's a Bible page.
Modified:
You ate all the suya, took a picture and post on social media.
Are you just jobless, want to chase clout or want religious crisis in our already Volatile country?

Blame the Christian abi

Throwing away a paper with Arabic written on it is enough to roast someone up North

With resulting destruction and loss of lives of people without knowledge of it
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Kingpin1000: 12:49pm On Apr 13, 2022
sapientia:


Blame the Christian abi

Throwing away a paper with Arabic written on it is enough to roast someone up North

With resulting destruction and loss of lives of people without knowledge of it

Do you want a religious crisis, if e play you no go run?
Fear fear people naim dey always beat drums of war, but when men burst out una go run.
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by sapientia(m): 1:02pm On Apr 13, 2022
Kingpin1000:

Do you want a religious crisis, if e play you no go run?
Fear fear people naim dey always beat drums of war, but when men burst out una go run.

He is just pointing out intolerance

You even faulted his giggling

The only thing that will cause religious crisis is if it concerns Muslims which is what OP is trying to point out

You even blamed the christian as if you will blame the Muslim if it was the other way round

It's people like you that drum for wars not OP, he is a very tolerant gentleman

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Kingpin1000: 1:17pm On Apr 13, 2022
sapientia:


He is just pointing out intolerance

You even faulted his giggling

The only thing that will cause religious crisis is if it concerns Muslims which is what OP is trying to point out

You even blamed the christian as if you will blame the Muslim if it was the other way round

It's people like you that drum for wars not OP, he is a very tolerant gentleman
Islam is known for what?
Christianity I'd known for what?
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by IceDune: 1:51pm On Apr 13, 2022
Kingpin1000:

Islam is known for what?
Christianity I'd known for what?

What is this one saying sef
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by Skillsnigeria: 2:28pm On Apr 13, 2022
Hmmm
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by sapientia(m): 4:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
Kingpin1000:

Islam is known for what?
Christianity I'd known for what?

Keep asking the obvious

Just like a hiding ostrich
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by LogicBomb8: 7:11pm On Apr 13, 2022
If na for north and you use Quran ther will be vawulence

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by KAM3KAZI: 7:52pm On Apr 13, 2022
SmileDance:
He doesn't know it's the bible lol
Enjoy the suya and God's word
No violence zone.
Baba bought Suya and got the gospel of Deuteronomy for free grin grin grin
I believe this is no coincidence

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by IceDune: 8:42pm On Apr 13, 2022
KAM3KAZI:

Baba bought Suya and got the gospel of Deuteronomy for free grin grin grin
I believe this is no coincidence

LOL, e be like I'll go and read the first Chapter of Deuteronomy and see if God is sending me a message through Mai Suya grin

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Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by KAM3KAZI: 9:01pm On Apr 13, 2022
IceDune:


LOL, e be like I'll go and read the first Chapter of Deuteronomy and see if God is sending me a message through Mai Suya grin
When you do post your findings abeg
Re: Aboki Used Bible To Wrap Suya For Me. by budaatum: 1:57pm On Apr 14, 2022
You Christians would not buy suya wrapped in Arabic Quran. You'd claim it's juju to convert you to Islam, and wouldn't even buy suya if it were on English Quran.

Now, if only I could get me a printer to print me reams of paper with Quran and Bible on either side, and then if I could sell you all suya with Salam Alaikum to the Muslim, and Peace of the Lord to the Christian.

Name of the suya joint would be There is Only One Suya, confusing enough for most to wonder as both sides wouldn't be able to agree who should burn me, which just might end up as my unique selling point.

I'm thinking, first branch in Kano. Second in Aba. Then third in more liberal Lagos. Got to start this where the greatest impact would be felt.

Investors required.

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