1. Being ugly doesn't means u must stay indoors. Try 2 walk around who knows maybe u can be featured in a horror movie.
2. Wife: what are u doing?
Husband: nothing
Wife: nothing? U have been reading our marriage certicate for an hour.
Husband: i was looking for the expiry date.
3. I thought i had seen it all until i saw a slay queen using fork to drink water.
4. The day i believed dat whichcraft was real was the day i submitted expo with my exam sheet.
5. I don't know why it is hard for short people to forgive maybe they are still angry about how they are looking like guiness bottle.
6. Some guys are slim to the extent dat it is when they want to off their clothe dat u will discover dat he is even using belt to hold his boxer.
7. Some girls ehn they can kiss a guy deeply for like ten minutes but when their brother drink pure water and remain they will cut the other part of the pure water to drink keep it up sister hygiene.
Comment nd like i care about ur laughter

[quote author=Johnny234 post=112067031]1. Being ugly doesn't means u must stay indoors. Try 2 walk around who knows maybe u can be featured in a horror movie.
2. Wife: what are u doing?
Husband: nothing
Wife: nothing? U have been reading our marriage certicate for an hour.
Husband: i was looking for the expiry date.
3. I thought i had seen it all until i saw a slay queen using fork to drink water.
4. The day i believed dat whichcraft was real was the day i submitted expo with my exam sheet.
5. I don't know why it is hard for short people to forgive maybe they are still angry about how they are looking like guiness bottle.
6. Some guys are slim to the extent dat it is when they want to off their clothe dat u will discover dat he is even using belt to hold his boxer.
7. Some girls ehn they can kiss a guy deeply for like ten minutes but when their brother drink pure water and remain they will cut the other part of the pure water to drink keep it up sister hygiene.
Okay. OMOLUABI! U r doing well.