"Ewo! Gbege ti sele," Kelechi rush into our room; panting fast. Her hair was rough, her dress was rough.
"Who touch you this fowl?!" Joke ask pissed at her attitude.
(What happened to you?)
Joke was a no nonsense lady, she was blunt with words and straight forward to the core. She'd tell you what she had in mind to your face and you can't do her shit because she's got all the strength and time in this  world to deal with anyone who challenges her.
Joke has kept the unbeatable record for years. She has never fought with her mate and came back defeated. Either male of female, she was sure to beat their a..zz and spat on their face.
She stood at the height of 5'9, joke wasn't fat and fact was; she was thin and she still is.
It was hard to put her to the ground and she'd proudly brag about her heritage.
"In case mama Dorcas come find me, just  talk say i no dey," she tells us as she sits down on our bed.
(Should In case Dorcas mother comes to look for me, please tell her I'm not here.)
"Wetin happen again self?" Joke ask.
(What has happened)
"She catch me and alhaji dey f..vkk!" She explains. "Na where una dey dress go?" She ask again after noticing that we were applying make up.
(She caught Alhahi and I having s..3z) (where are you guys, dressing to?)
"Na wetin dey make you hide from her? Mtchweee" Joke hiss.
"No be her third husband be Alhaji. No be f..vkk wey she dey f..vkk around make her jam am," Joke spoke pissed of.
(Is that why you are are hiding? Mtchweee. Wasn't it who..r!ng around she did before she met Alhaji)
"Na true self, why I con dey hide, if she come, I go rub am for her face," Kelechi tells joke proudly standing back to her feet.
Here in Ajegunle, let no one know your secret or else you'd be forever be tortured. I sigh mentally at my friend's immaturity of still planning to fight back if she comes.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, before we could say come in, Ebi comes in uninvited.
Another thing about people in Ajegunle is that they don't wait for invites to come into your house.
" E don red o mama,
E don red o,
Fire get red, fire get red, fire get red o, get red o," she sings and dances to a song by an old Ajegunle musicians 'flekta man' jubilating over what we knew of.
She was dressed in a strapless black gown. She looked so extravagant, her red lip stick and her heavy make up, if not that we knew her too well, we wouldn't recognise her.
"Which kind lottery you win fowl?" Joke ask sarcastically.
  
(Did you win a lottery?)
"Guess what? I am one of the bridal girls for Damilola, I couldn't believe it when she asked me!" She exclaims with happiness.
"Na...." She cuts Joke off.
"Shuuu......let me land bitch!" She tells her. "And guess what again? I am going to have a three..s0me tomorrow and would be paid #250k!"
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