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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:33am On Dec 08, 2011
^^
er. . .Sir, you fit carry your pot-belly commot for road make better person comment~ tongue tongue cheesy cheesy

are you a mod? tongue tongue
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by StudioCFR(m): 7:49am On Dec 08, 2011
I dey look front, back, left, right and even under the table na so so frog voice i dey hear. . .but I no see the person wey dey talk


*hisses on u in every dialect of Nigeria*
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:59am On Dec 08, 2011
stay on topic for once, you this pot-bellied midget~ cheesy

Mtchew
tongue
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:05am On Dec 08, 2011
No more off-topics, pls.

@Dani, your attn:
jackpot:

Dani, i've got a complaint. sad

A rat in my room is disturbing my sleep
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by StudioCFR(m): 2:40pm On Dec 08, 2011
Jackpot

is it by force somebody must talk to you?

Are u really that jobless that u dont have anything to do with your time


Stewpid i meant. . .

And heys, my name is not pot belly. . My name is studio cfr.

I dont have pot belly. .my picvre is on my profile for all to see.

Why not post that your NYSC pic make everybody see how over ugliness ugly u are
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 2:43pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ go and nominate him and shut the f~ck up!!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:53pm On Dec 08, 2011
^
my dear, see me see wahala oh.
Wetin person no go see this Thursday evening sef.
Did I talk to this guy (Stud) before he started attacking me?
Is he seeing me as a threat or something?
Is it because I have money? I don't do drugs. I'm a very successful young man.

What's this guy's problem.

Make you hold me oh before I design person head with bottle for here! angry cheesy
**wipes face with handkie** wink

mtchew undecided
cheesy
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 4:56pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ you forget to adjust ya wrist watch!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by StudioCFR(m): 5:44pm On Dec 08, 2011
Two ugly beasts grin grin

no time mehn cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 11:03am On Dec 09, 2011
all d noise?Is it d eba $ bread sandwich dat u guyz took dat is exciting u? undecided undecided
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 4:57pm On Dec 09, 2011
SIMPLE QUESTION TO THE MODE-HATERS
Did you ban me because you feared i would win best poster?
just asking
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by ARareGem(f): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2011
You were banned yet again? He he he.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:36pm On Dec 10, 2011
where is d mod cos i have a complain to complain as my complaint~
cheesy cheesy
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 4:36pm On Dec 10, 2011
jackpot:

where is d mod cos i have a complain to complain as my complaint~
cheesy cheesy

I DONT know wat is wrong with ya mind!!!

you type anything that precipitate enter ya head!

and dem never go ban you! angry angry

shittz!!! angry angry angry angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 5:11pm On Dec 10, 2011
*My complain is dat Dani dubbed/photocopied my joke**
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by MrResource(m): 8:21pm On Dec 10, 2011
WoW. . .havent been here before. . .na here the real jokes dey naw. . .
KEEP THE FIRE BURNING! grin grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by StudioCFR(m): 10:26pm On Dec 10, 2011
bin gbagbo:

I DONT know wat is wrong with ya mind jackpot!!!

you type anything that precipitate enter ya head!

and dem never go ban you! angry angry

shittz!!! angry angry angry angry

grin grin grin grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:42pm On Dec 12, 2011
ok mods, I understand there are 2 offtopics in this section now.

Don't just lock one and leave the other cos the atmosphere is too tense. Jealousy reeks and believe me, bottles go fly for sure.

Just like when you put up a poll(even though that's not the rule) to decide if my thread stays unlocked, I implore you to be democratic now.


I would recommend you put up a poll yourself to decide which one stays. My 2 cents
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 11:11pm On Dec 12, 2011
U shudnt b dictating for d mods dey are rules ,don't go creating urs u not a mod no poles shud b put up u guys will defo register ids to rig it so y shud dey bother.Its not jealousy or woeva u perceive it to b ,bcus I dismissed ur game plan u come here to complain.Ok since everything on jokes is important to ur life mods forgive dem for breaking rules and keep both threads I don't need to b jealous over worth na money we dey pluck.Jackpot everything is a battle in ur life act ur age jeeez
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 1:09am On Dec 13, 2011
Idowuogbo, everybody saw how you crashed mikuz party and you of all people came back to open the same thread? Jealousy and childishness at its best.

You want make your own start moving now, bah?

Thank God people have started ridiculing you and your thread badly.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 1:09am On Dec 13, 2011
mods, options plenty

you guys fit open a new offtopic thread and sticky it cos I think that's the best solution. Still my 2 cents.

If una want WW4 for Jokes Section, then leave her thread. Make I go fetch my double barrel sef. Mtchew angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 7:19am On Dec 13, 2011
If we are to play by the rules, mikuz offtopic would be locked for Idowu's, bh if i take action i'ld definately offend someone and they'ld say am partial and na cos of woman nyash, I dont want to open anoda offtopic.

Lets just wait and c wat happens
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 8:02am On Dec 13, 2011
Which rule did mikuz break?that thread opened as almost as when thee thread got to page 100.Stop sitting on d fence,don't be husband whose bride price paid by wife. grin grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 9:18am On Dec 13, 2011
Now its obvious dis a gang tin for bright to come up here and complain,ok we get it your troops don't like d yoruba gal am half igbo to u know.Its fawwwckin obvious wats goin on I played by rules and its classed as jealousy u troop of monkeys should have advised mukiz to b patient ,or were you scared Badosky army might take ova.Jackpot y u dis bitter, aggressive and arrogant (perphaps he's mad I tink accept his apologies on and off nl,na by force to friend arrogantola ni)its so clear wot your point is I went on mukiz thread to say he didn't follow to rules and he started yabbing me,I b Badosky nobody chances me so I sent back grenade(BEN DANI check d thread)to dem dats jealousy fawwking retardinhos.I only opened my beauty of thread because I noticed BEN saying mikuz cant be used dat jackie have a link to a new 1(obviously bcus of d rule break Mr lecturer na baboon english u understand),wasn't it fair I become S0S to the jokers and save dier assss from Executive chairman of boring associations.Mod don't b scared of them or dier intimidating online persona(emi obirin medogbon Thunder fire dier half testiscles)mukinatu will leave my thread bcus I played by d rules,but plueeeeassssee don't LOCK mikuz he took 3yrs To write his opening speech pardon him for rule breaking.AM OUT!!!!!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 9:28am On Dec 13, 2011
I gang up against you in d first place?You no reach my younger one naaaaa.So if I take stand,just believe its wat I think.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Pharoh: 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2011
Well the solution is to have multiple off-topic threads with different themes and their popularity should keep them afloat after about one month of stickiness. cool
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 6:58pm On Dec 13, 2011
BOtH offTopIc thReaDs stayz
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Pharoh: 7:10pm On Dec 13, 2011
dani1luv:

BOtH offTopIc thReaDs stayz

I have seen both thread and in my opinion and reasons i will not like to disclose here, i think one should be locked. After this off topic thread, then we can start having multiple off topic threads because right now we are having too many segregation.


I don't want a situation whereby in the long run, some people will decide not to follow one of the off topic thread, too much fighting and ganging up so let us settle that first.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Idowuogbo(f): 7:29pm On Dec 13, 2011
Hmmm bright I have no words for u

Dani and Ben job well done guys
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by yinkalink(f): 7:49pm On Dec 13, 2011
Dani!!! u n rules! angry angry angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 12:18am On Dec 14, 2011
what can i say?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2011
@mikuz:thank u Lord!

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