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If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by Juliusmomoh2: 7:03am On May 09, 2022
Mine is tea spoon.
short thing can be rude cry
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by Tonypens48(m): 7:08am On May 09, 2022
Pot: bros, you're heating me up grin grin
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by Administration1: 7:11am On May 09, 2022
You see that thing called sponge? �� Make I no even talk of him brother iron sponge, those guys wicked.
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by PerfectStranger(m): 7:24am On May 09, 2022
Cooking cylinder don see shege for una hand
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by Tallesty1(m): 7:28am On May 09, 2022
I am not sure what spoon and fork would say but one thing is certain, spoon will always answer when you call fork and fork will do same when you call spoon.




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Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by Vinnie2000(m): 7:39am On May 09, 2022
Spatula. Him go tell the housegirl 'Charity, no use me masturbate today abeg. I nor well.
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by siofra(f): 7:51am On May 09, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Spatula.
Him go tell the housegirl 'Charity, no use me masturbate today abeg. I nor well.

You don mean it!

I can only imagine what tissue paper, soap and Vaseline has to say about Nigerian men.
Re: If Kitchen Utensils Could Talk, Which Would Be The Rudest? by everythinggirly(f): 8:35am On May 09, 2022
This is hilarious, I can't stop laughing at comments.
Imagine going to church and leaving your room very scattered, with clothes and not even doing any chores, and waiting for them to arrange themselves before you get back, it would be a dream come true. Hahahahaha




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