Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

You never ready to die

blockgeek69:
You never ready to die

That night, I fought and survived! By God's grace, this breakfast would not be my last... I have been given a second chance to disappoint another man!

Chlorine is no body's mate... I swear...

Lol
I knew you are just trying to pull a sarcasm on we.

Choilila:
Lol

I knew you are just trying to pull a sarcasm on we.

Honestly... This story is the truth... That asshole nearly killed me... I'm so fragile... he was callous and broke my heart...

But after recovering, I decided to lure and murder him with the Cl gas...

Still working on it...

Did you hear about the rumor of your passing? I'm glad you're alive and okay.

DroppingLiquid:
Did you hear about the rumor of your passing? I'm glad you're alive and okay.

Yes I did... But it was a troll... This happened two days ago!!! Imagine! But I'm alive today...

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

clout seeker ,18 years old girl ,have you written jamb?

BoredBerry:
Chlorine is no body's mate... I swear...

So summary is you ran out of sniffing glue and tried to make your own?

Eweeh

It's a sign that this won't be your last breakfast

Better make your feminist ancestors proud during the next breakfast.

posty56:
clout seeker ,18 years old girl ,have you written jamb?

Leave my thread... Jare

Elporo:


So summary is you ran out of sniffing glue and tried to make your own?

What's sniffing glue?

Dorwadora:
Eweeh

It's a sign that this won't be your last breakfast

Better make your feminist ancestors proud during the next breakfast.

Lol... Yeah... Definitely not my last... But I'll try hard to serve is first... These men ain't smiling... Person that can't boil water is serving me breakfast... Smh

Teddy96:

Why?

BoredBerry:

Why?

Irrelevant posts

Dnt cap too much

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

Women and lies 5&6

Oblivionz5:

Women and lies 5&6

Honestly. . I Swr bra. .

BoredBerry:


Honestly... This story is the truth... That asshole nearly killed me... I'm so fragile... he was callous and broke my heart...

But after recovering, I decided to lure and murder him with the Cl gas...

Still working on it...

Continue, evidence go trail you to this post, and I hope you know autopsy can cleanly detect such as cause of death?

You won't be the first to be served a breakfast, I've been through worst and I'm fine.

When there's a break up, you also have a share of the blame and some adjustments to make, to think otherwise is pure flattery.

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

You're irredeemable.

Have you heard of sniper, I heard it's very effective in cases like this..

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

Thank God you didn't die, how would you have faced your great grandma. As much as I believe in love , do not let any man who has not earned it over the years be your source of joy.
In cersie lannister's words love no one but your children , on that front a mother has no choice. All the best.

Why u no jump lagoon thats the surest and most cost efficient one no need to stress just close eye dive atleast u no go die for nothing some rugged fish wey the ask of daily bread go see small chop i hear say fish the like chop kpekus too

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

BoredBerry:
Yes I did... But it was a troll... This happened two days ago!!! Imagine! But I'm alive today...

I know ways you can achieve your goals with minimum pain and effective results. Please only contact me if you're indeed ready to kill yourself. No one should be deny their right to death

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

Expressive, open minded, somewhat articulate? Yes!
Very intelligent, a very big NO!

BoredBerry:
Three days ago... My specially cooked, undeserved yet expected breakfast was served to me...

A whole me simping for a man! My feminist maternal great grand mother would be rolling in her grave...

I attempted suicide my NL family... Your own daughter nearly died! By now, you all would be invited to my burial to eat rice and cow meat... But almighty God prevailed! The lord is good...all the time!!!! Amen...

So... I'm a very intelligent human being... And I would not die an ordinary death... Though that was not my intention (this suicide attempt wasn't premeditated)... I'll explain in the next paragraph...

I was not exactly happy... Not miserable, but sad enough to ditch social media for two days... And I was bored af! I had lost someone I loved... He didn't care for me though... But that's not important...

Back to the topic... I decided to conduct an experiment... (I am a sscientist)..

I had a sachet of Hypo and a sachet of Hypo Toilet Cleaner ... The chemical composition of Hypo is Sodium Hypochlorite (NaCLO) ... And the composition of Hypo Toilet Cleaner is Hydrochloric acid (HCL) ...

I'm not a genius... But when you mix both, the gas Chlorine is realesed... Which is poisonous...

I did that... And waited... While Hypo is a colourless liquid... Hypo Toilet Cleaner is a thick green liquid... The mix was a white... With a gas (I mixed them in a transparent plastic bottle)...

At some point, I decided to open the bottle and smell the gas to test if it was chlorine... And it literally knocked me off my feet! It made my eyes water and I kept on coughing... For hours... It was horrible, I thought I had damaged my lungs! I slept thinking that night was would be my last...

But I recovered!

Ps...Chlorine gas ain't no good way to murder an ex...


I'll continue my research...

we pray the next attempt will be successful

Wonders