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Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:31am On May 16, 2022
Start!

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Kobojunkie: 6:45am On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:
Start!

grin
Please stop this! undecided
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by KingAlayinde(m): 8:18am On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:
Start!

grin



Werey you dey find another person to burn and lunch abi..... Goat

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 8:37am On May 16, 2022
Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar...
The bartender asks each of them what they want.

Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.

Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.

Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"

Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:29am On May 16, 2022
LordReed:
Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar...
The bartender asks each of them what they want.

Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.

Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.

Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"

Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."

I dont understand undecided
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Maynman: 11:10am On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:


I dont understand undecided

Every drink in the bar will be mixed and served in a cup!, Buddha na bad guy!
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:


I dont understand undecided

It is a pun. Buddhists strive to be one with the universe.

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Pathokpo: 3:35pm On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:


I dont understand undecided
It's only one with a broad knowledge in different religion that would understand. For those with limited knowledge on Buddhism, it is a religion that believes in spiritual balance hence the cocktail of the different drinks.

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Pathokpo: 3:36pm On May 16, 2022
PAGAN9JA:


I dont understand undecided
It's only one with a broad knowledge in different religion that would understand. For those with limited knowledge on Buddhism, it is a religion that believes in spiritual balance hence the cocktail of the different drinks (religions without a supreme deity).

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Favaman(m): 6:07pm On May 16, 2022
angryMuhammad is a coc.k sucker grin grin

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by 1Sharon(f): 11:03pm On May 16, 2022
*Muhammed comes home and meets Aisha crying and packing her things

Muhammed: Aisha, what's up, what are you doing?

Aisha: People have told me you're a pedophile!

Muhammed: "That's a big word for a child"

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Stephenmoka4(m): 2:24pm On May 17, 2022
If Dem catch ona, my hands no dey oo...
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by 1Sharon(f): 4:32pm On May 17, 2022
Stephenmoka4:
If Dem catch ona, my hands no dey oo...

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:07pm On May 22, 2022
Maynman:


Every drink in the bar will be mixed and served in a cup!, Buddha na bad guy!

LordReed:


It is a pun. Buddhists strive to be one with the universe.

Pathokpo:

It's only one with a broad knowledge in different religion that would understand. For those with limited knowledge on Buddhism, it is a religion that believes in spiritual balance hence the cocktail of the different drinks (religions without a supreme deity).

Thanks I understand now.

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:11pm On May 22, 2022
Question:

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.
Did you make a prophet?

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 6:23pm On May 22, 2022
Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have?
Godfrey

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 6:24pm On May 22, 2022
Where did Mohammed take his wife on their trip to Hawaii?
To The Aloha Snackbar

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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Dliquidmetal(m): 8:01pm On May 22, 2022
LordReed:
Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have?
Godfrey
lmao grin
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 7:45pm On May 25, 2022
Muhammad is an enemy of mankind.

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