Good day Nairalanders, please i need your help�

My name is Ayo, I’m a fresh graduate of English from Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ogun State. Due to the ASUU/NASU strike we've not been able to do clearance. I’m the first born and the entire house is already looking up to me for daily bread. I’m 22 and i live in Lagos.
To cut the long story short, im looking to start Uber services as i have nothing to do. I’m calling on to the good people of Nairaland who have a fairly used camry that i can get on hire purchase for this.
I can bring my parent for a meeting, i can drop the original of my drivers license, the car original papers can be withheld as well. If there is any other arrangements/conditions that i would have to meet up please let me know as I'm ready to abide by all reasonable conditions. Thank you everyone in advance for saving me from this depression.

Good morning.

You should have addressed this to Tinubu. This is the time to share from Lagos loot.

Someone please help me

DetectiveD:
Someone please help me

Go post it on Uber thread.

AgentGoat:
Go post it on Uber thread.

I cant find it please