A thread

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1. Tony Umez

"I'm sorry Duurling"

Pete Edochie


"A wife that bothers her man for cheating does not understand the will of the gods"

2. Ramsey Noah

"I'm sorry dear, I can assure you it's not what you think. I can explain"

3. Francis Odega

"I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come Una two resemble so?
Nawa ooh!
Na when I dey ontop I come reason say my wife own na Kpa Kpa but this one dey sound Fukum Fukum. Na wetin I been dey wonder before you open door"

4. Chiwetalu Agu

"Ekwensu Eromancia Mamiwata. You are old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. why are you complaining?"

5. Charles Awurum

"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit do me well. I come tell am say my wife dey do pass her she no gree. As she no come gree, I come say make I do am make she go believe say you dey do me well"

6. John OKafor

"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do this kind thing. Mummy abeg!"

7. Nkem Owoh

"I said it! This is a setup. So you set me up with your best friend, if not why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here?
I said it you are an evil woman...oh you think I don't know?

8. Pete Edochie

"The bird that thinks it owns the sky, has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe one word of what happened here to another soul and I will show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"