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Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by GerraMeh74(m): 6:24pm On Jun 09, 2022
Considering the way Nigerian girls have made cheating their ultimate life ambition,Is this guy a simp or is he just been realistic considering the present situation (cheating) in the country.

Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Carcholce: 6:26pm On Jun 09, 2022
Realistically he’s still a simp.

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by khingTony(m): 6:31pm On Jun 09, 2022
A realistic simp

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 09, 2022
I dunno... Many women have been in his shoes before... So what's the big deal? undecided

The wives who were well aware that their husbands had mistresses... Weren't the human too? undecided

Men are just realising that women cheat... And you all are going insane... Get used to it...

Get served what you love to dish out... undecided

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by purehustle101(m): 6:42pm On Jun 09, 2022
BoredBerry:
I dunno... Many women have been in his shoes before... So what's the big deal? undecided

The wives who were well aware that their husbands had mistresses... Weren't the human too? undecided

Men are just realising that women cheat... And you all are going insane... Get used to it...

Get served what you love to dish out... undecided
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is only a simp that cares if the woman his dating is cheating.. guys like us na to dey bang dey go if your tired you leave. And if you think women are equal to men, when you marry cheat na for your momma house you go find your broke ass luggage .

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
purehustle101:
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is only a simp that cares if the woman his dating is cheating.. guys like us na to dey bang dey go if your tired you leave. And if you think women are equal to men, when you marry cheat na for your momma house you go find your broke ass luggage .

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jun 09, 2022
I wouldn't call him a Simp, however he has to work on his self esteem. He deserves better than being an option . That's if it is certain the lady has other partners.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jun 09, 2022
purehustle101:
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is only a simp that cares if the woman his dating is cheating.. guys like us na to dey bang dey go if your tired you leave. And if you think women are equal to men, when you marry cheat na for your momma house you go find your broke ass luggage .
When I read posts like this,images of an immature child floods my mind. Life isn't always this way. A time will come you get tired of digging all holes and you wish for something serious,a family maybe only then will you realize the uncertainty and struggles that comes with getting a right partner.
There are men out there who aren't happy in their homes.

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by FatherBona: 7:03pm On Jun 09, 2022
BoredBerry:
I dunno... Many women have been in his shoes before... So what's the big deal? undecided

The wives who were well aware that their husbands had mistresses... Weren't the human too? undecided

Men are just realising that women cheat... And you all are going insane... Get used to it...

Get served what you love to dish out... undecided




How has this thrash made sense to you ?!?
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Uzomacharles: 7:03pm On Jun 09, 2022
He's The Crown Prince Of SIMP

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nazgul: 7:05pm On Jun 09, 2022
He will just die of an incurable STD. He doesn't know that girls cheat raw, meaning if one of the multitudes of guys she's cheating with is infected, then you're as good as dead.

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jun 09, 2022
Persephone1:
When I read posts like this,images of an immature child floods my mind. Life isn't always this way. A time will come you get tired of digging all holes and you wish for something serious,a family maybe only then will you realize the uncertainty and struggles that comes with getting a right partner.
There are men out there who aren't happy in their homes.

Stop talking rubbish...you ladies dont understand men talk less of even knowing what we want cause you ladies cant even understand your own selves....its only stupid men that dont vet women to know whether they'll be the mother of their kids or not and we wont stop digging or doing our findings so be quiet

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Kiddogarcia(m): 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2022
Men will never share the woman he loves with anybody tho.
Might be or might not.
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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by stanliwise(m): 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2022
Who ever cheat is a cheat. Simple. Many people have a hard to play by the rules. If you simply aren’t comfortable with a rule. Then don’t accept it. Make your partner understand those rules don’t guide you and also for life to be fair. Allow people the right to live by their own rules too without intercepting. If not things would become complicated for you and the other person quickly.

Life could be easier if everyone just live and let others live too. But NO, they would ensure other don’t live and they would forge all theory to make life complicated and adventurous
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jun 09, 2022
sollolucci77:


Stop talking rubbish...you ladies dont understand men talk less of even knowing what we want cause you ladies cant even understand your own selves....its only stupid men that dont vet women to know whether they'll be the mother of their kids or not and we wont stop digging or doing our findings so be quiet
More images of a kid's mumblings , enjoy your evening kiddo.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jun 09, 2022
Persephone1:
More images of a kid's mumblings , enjoy your evening kiddo.

As usual when they cant counter a fact they resort to saying more rubbish

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jun 09, 2022
sollolucci77:


As usual when they cant counter a fact they resort to saying more rubbish
Lol..Facts you claim? I couldn't make sense of your badly written rambles. You call that facts? Okay let's go back a bit, this time you write in your native language. This is not an insult but a trial at fairness!
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by christianjoy(m): 7:43pm On Jun 09, 2022
The OP above me should start first grin
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Albertone(m): 7:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
BoredBerry:
I dunno... Many women have been in his shoes before... So what's the big deal? undecided

The wives who were well aware that their husbands had mistresses... Weren't the human too? undecided

Men are just realising that women cheat... And you all are going insane... Get used to it...

Get served what you love to dish out... undecided

You are usually going offpoint just to support women.

We are talking about the man in the screenshot here.
We know that men cheat too.But that is not the purpose of this thread.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by TMTR: 7:55pm On Jun 09, 2022
In the quest by all these females here to be seen supporting women, they are trying to outdo themselves in making stupid comments and going contrary to common sense, I no ft laugh grin

If you like, no keep your pussy one place, continue cheating hoping from dick to another, na your go pussy dey wide dey go wink


I trust my niggas, you go think say you dey smart dey do two timing while we will be laughing behind your back about how foolish you are and pounding your pussy with reckless abadon, expanding your pussy elasticity grin

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Nonexisting: 8:06pm On Jun 09, 2022
He is not one of the useless broke small boys. He is very understanding and that makes him a real man.
I'm done preaching against simpism, God knows I've tried.

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Onepiece007: 12:13am On Jun 10, 2022
The guy knows in the long run . It’s friends with benefit acting like open relationship. He is just having fun and paying her when he can . The fact that he’s talking about it means he trying to remind d guy not to fall too deep cos na just cruise relationship!


No simping here and to the guys that call it simping . There’s a diff between serious relationship and just dating . No b everytime u dae serious have fun and have people u can cut out easily ���

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Demigod22: 1:08am On Jun 10, 2022
Perhaps, the guy is just there for the pussy and nothing more. If he wants to be serious with the girl, he wouldn't be this carefree towards the relationship.

I had this experience, a girl will be singing I love you to me on Whatsapp and Facebook, she has a boyfriend whom I don't know, I don't need a prophet to tell me she fvck around. But I was completely understanding because we are just fvcking, nothing more. That kind of girl, is not my problem if she is fvcking others too.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by purehustle101(m): 1:39am On Jun 10, 2022
Demigod22:
Perhaps, the guy is just there for the pussy and nothing more. If he wants to be serious with the girl, he wouldn't be this carefree towards the relationship.

I had this experience, a girl will be singing I love you to me on Whatsapp and Facebook, she has a boyfriend whom I don't know, I don't need a prophet to tell me she fvck around. But I was completely understanding because we are just fvcking, nothing more. That kind of girl, is not my problem if she is fvcking others too.



That's how to leave your life in other to have peace. Nobody will tell you when you meet a wife material, just be sane enough to detect it. But in a mean time just dey bang dey go. Is only when you remove emotions from the opposite sex that's when a man starts enjoying life. Love na scam, we humans are just in for what will benefit us.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Truvelisback(m): 1:55am On Jun 10, 2022
He is SIMPly reaslistic.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Blunttruth: 5:24am On Jun 10, 2022
GerraMeh74:
Considering the way Nigerian girls have made cheating their ultimate life ambition,Is this guy a simp or is he just been realistic considering the present situation (cheating) in the country.
He isn't a simp, he realises he isn't the only one. He wants to cut his share, and of course he will say anything to get it.

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by WatchYourSix: 7:33am On Jun 10, 2022
Its like some women pretemd to like men that behave weak and lick their áss ..men that cry, men that blame themselves when women cheat on them, men that beg women even when shes wrong....

They use terms like real men...strong men...at the end they cheat on these weak men with some random dude...

Its very irritating...

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Demigod22: 7:54am On Jun 10, 2022
purehustle101:



That's how to leave your life in other to have peace. Nobody will tell you when you meet a wife material, just be sane enough to detect it. But in a mean time just dey bang dey go. Is only when you remove emotions from the opposite sex that's when a man starts enjoying life. Love na scam, we humans are just in for what will benefit us.


Yes, when it comes to issue of woman I don't put my heart and mind to it. I know that certainly this thing is just for the moment, so we just satisfy our curiosity and individual needs at the moment. Loving the right person shouldn't be this difficult, I know what I want in a woman. When I meet a woman that is intelligent, humane, resourceful, have sense of humor, productive and reliable. I will know that is my wife. Not all these girls that are making life so stressful for sons of Adam.
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Akakanfirstclass(m): 8:43am On Jun 10, 2022
The psychology I adopt is..

A woman is like a swimming pool. .

You don't care about who swam in the past..
You don't care about who is swimming presently with you..
You don't care about who Will swim after you..

All you do is enjoy ur self and go..
It's all cruise, don't invest ur energy and resources into a woman
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by kals4luv990(m): 8:59am On Jun 10, 2022
NA TO Bleep CLEAN MOUTH NA IM THAT GUY DEY SO AND HE AINT NO SIMP..NIGGA KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING
Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Exkandayee(m): 9:01am On Jun 10, 2022
Akakanfirstclass:
The psychology I adopt is..

A woman is like a swimming pool. .

You don't care about who swam in the past..
You don't care about who is swimming presently with you..
You don't care about who Will swim after you..

All you do is enjoy ur self and go..
It's all cruise, don't invest ur energy and resources into a woman
Don't forget to use doncom

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Re: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Akakanfirstclass(m): 9:21am On Jun 10, 2022
Exkandayee:

Don't forget to use doncom

OkAy bro..
when I say swim I don't mean sex..
for a fact; I Have been celibate since 2019..

By swimming I mean my relationship with her, not caring who she was with in d past, who she is cheating on me with or who she will be with in the future..
I just enjoy myself in the relationship when the fun is over, we exchange pleasantries and take a bow out.

I don't invest energy and resources into a woman..

All I care about is myself
and by selfcare, condom is essential

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