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See Me See Wahala!!! by Haynnie: 4:27pm On Jun 23, 2022
[i][/i]"Una no see rain. Enter inside fast fast no let mosquito follow una enter" I heard a woman's voice calling out to her children lest the rain pours down on them.

In a twinkle of an eye. The rain came down very heavily. Sitting on my bent plastic chair whilst the rain was already subsiding.

The ever-consistent smell from the gutter kept oozing uncontrollably as I ran my fingers into my pocket. This one fit to be sweet? I thought, bringing out a used condom I used the last time I wore that particular short.

"Ah. Which babe I knack with this thing" I chuckled, trying to remember which girl it was.

"Na Bimbo. No. Biliki. No. Shade. Na Ashabi!" I finally remembered how Ashabi had pulled the condom from my aroused manhood, claiming that she loved it raw.

Reminiscing on how she had hopped on my d¦ck, continuously till it seemed like I was fading, I felt something hard close to my hand that was on my thighs.

Of course. It was my d¦ck. I was already aroused knowing fully well. That I had no money to pay any girl even if I called anyone.

Funny enough. The more I tried suppressing it, the more it became hard. Sapa has finally signed a contract with me without my consent.

I hurriedly stood up, looking at my obvious erected d¦ck.
"Hole na hole. Anyone. I don't care". I motivated myself, stepping out in search of anywhere I could discharge whatsoever was making me aroused.

"Brother Dele Dele Dele" Iya generation teased me on my way out.

She was called that name because of the way she kept birthing another child before the previous one was even able to stand upright. Her last child must be the fifteenth one. I guess.

The street seemed deserted with potholes filled to its brim due to the heavy rain downpour. Yet I vowed within myself to find any girl lest I won't go inside, having only a dirty hundred naira note in my breast pocket.

"Uncle Fele Fele" She tried uttering, one hand hanging in the air the other bent like the leg of a fried hen, eyes twitching with spit drooling uncontrollably from her parted lips.

"Leave me alone!" I raged at her, knowing well that her next statement would be for me to give her money. She was the street special kid. An slowpoke to be precise. Only God knows the purpose of her defect, but well. She was endowed with a fat ass.

She was about to walk away, holding parked cars for support when I remembered the purpose of why I was outside.

"Hole na hole!" I convinced myself that even tho she looked unkept and unattractive. She could at least give me head perfectly due to the unending saliva that drooled from her lips.

"Come. Take this!" I called out to her, stretching the last dirty Naira note I had. She tried beaming, but it seemed like she was even drooling the more as she snatched the Naira note from my fingers with her dirty nails.

"Ah ahn. You collected my money and you want to leave like that. See there's no money on the ground, don't be doing like that" I was slightly pissed as sapa had pinned a badge on my chest as its first candidate.

She tried speaking but I shunned her.

"See, if you follow me to my house. I would give you another piece of money"

She didn't even give it a thought. There she was, pulling me for us to go, innocently. I tried holding her by her wrist but it seemed flaccid.

"You have a big bum bum o" I tried testing her to see if what I was taking her to do would turn out badly. She only squeezed my fingers the more. One would think a crab was the one holding me.

After much courage. I eventually pressed her ass with my other hand. Sh¦t was so soft. I noticed she began smiling like she was been poked. I was able to press her ass more than eight times before we got into my compound.

"Dele. You dey spoil this girl na every time you dey give am something" One of my neighbors said, but I paid no attention to that.
I was close to the goal post and I won't let anyone ruin my "hard-earned fun".

She dragged me into my small dark room. As she finally freed my fingers. I pulled my curtain slightly to give the room light.

"Oya!" She said, stretching her bent left hand.

I noticed marks on my fingers due to her grip. This one na Ironwoman. I thought.

"Do you want gala?" I asked, successfully pulling my underwear.

She laughed on seeing my d¦ck. And I kept wondering if some boys on the street had called her for the same purpose.

"This one is better than gala" Jeez. That sounded very cringe. But well. Since she heard to be instructed. Then fine.

She finally stroked it as I was already "swimming" in pleasure, enjoying every stroke. Saying dirty things and was very close to climax when she stopped. I opened my eyes. Her fist tightened, all her fingers tightly clasped on my d¦ck just like the way she had squeezed my hands.

"Haew! Don't ruin my life. Please stop" The more I kept pleading silently, the more she seemed to crush it tightly bending it as well.
How do I shout for me to be rescued, when I was already unclad. grin

Just jejely comment and pass grin cheesy

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Chaos14: 4:55pm On Jun 23, 2022
You dey see your life. That thing must remove

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by YeyeGbami: 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2022
grin

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Bluezy13(m): 5:19pm On Jun 23, 2022
Hmmm...
Well...since you said "Just jejely come and pass"
I have come, let me pass.

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Haynnie: 7:46am On Jun 24, 2022
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...
Well...since you said "Just jejely come and pass"
I have come, let me pass.

grin
Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Dybala11(m): 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2022
Abeg OP no vex o, but I think one of the statements in your write-up is incorrect. It should have been "in the twinkling of an eye".

You're in hot pepper soup. You've got me laughing like a fool OP. grin

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Haynnie: 12:07am On Jun 30, 2022
Dybala11:
Abeg OP no vex o, but I think one of the statements in your write-up is incorrect. It should have been "in the twinkling of an eye".

You're in hot pepper soup. You've got me laughing like a fool OP. grin

Thank you! grin
Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by 1F30M4(f): 12:45am On Jun 30, 2022
Hahahaha she nur try chop the gala? You for see starsss!!! cheesy You need to work on things like "an slowpoke" "I was already aroused knowing fully well. That I had no money...", etc. It should read "a slowpoke" and "I was already aroused even as I had no money to..." or you fit still use pidgin. You tried, nice one.

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by arthurwillia(m): 1:00am On Jun 30, 2022
Na story be this one?

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Silentgroper(m): 8:09am On Jun 30, 2022
grin

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Haynnie: 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2022
1F30M4:
Hahahaha she nur try chop the gala? You for see starsss!!! cheesy You need to work on things like "an slowpoke" "I was already aroused knowing fully well. That I had no money...", etc. It should read "a slowpoke" and "I was already aroused even as I had no money to..." or you fit still use pidgin. You tried, nice one.

Thank you, next time I’ll note my errors

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Re: See Me See Wahala!!! by Haynnie: 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2022
arthurwillia:
Na story be this one?

Is real life grin

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