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Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by Haynnie: 7:45am On Jun 24, 2022
Why is it that when we sleep and we dream, maybe an interesting dream and it got the climaxing part that you either receiving something good or having something of value that's when your siblings wants to wake you up?

This was my experience,

How I met this girl at a mini shade. I'm pretty sure she came for the hot, crunchy Akara balls mummy grace was selling. She was light-skinned and flawless and she was graced with outstanding beauty men could always fall for (*I'm part of those men who are willing to fall for her charming looks). When I said she's bountiful I mean she's got ASS and BOOBS like the shape of an hourglass. (Something must kill a man!)

Since I'm a lonely ass guy and letting the opportunity slide is a huge loss for me. “Is either I achieve her heart or I collect her phone number,” I said to myself.

I was using all means to get close to her as I cut through the small crowd waiting patiently for mummy grace to attend to them (Me no remember wetin carry me come mummy grace shade sef but money dey my hand to buy anything). She already knew I was approaching her. You know, how girls make a quick adjustment when they are ready to give you this impression at the first meet (some girls sha).

I got close to her and said hi, she waved back already smiling, giving me this assuring look like "bruh chill, we will be good soon," (so shall it be babe!). Surprisingly when I started the convo like having a first meet talk I could tell from both sides that we got things in common but not very much and the fact that we rapport so easily made me feel I'm close to achieving what I came for.
In my thought, all time was like, "Guy finish her with what you have in here if your best shot is done, relax, I go you I'll lend you mine."

So, I asked this girl if she committed in a humorous way (not used to that question tho) she then laughed and told me she haven't been with a guy for a year now after her last breakup (I knew she would tell a story like this but all for the wins). I gave her my heartfelt words as I sympathize with her. “I'm so sorry about that. Your ex messed up real bad for cheating on you! He doesn't know what he has missed.”

For a minute there was total silence between the both of us just unstable eye contact observing as I was thinking of what to say when she asked, "Uhmm Dan, how would you feel if someone you met today tells you she likes you and wants to be more than just friends?" Omo... I was feeling hot inside, my body was doing me, sweet, sweet, already lost in love, daydreaming the both of us happily together before I could give my reply the next thing I felt was "Kpaaa!"

"Wake up, mummy said we should come to the parlor for morning devotion.” grin


What are your funny experience in your dream? Kindly share yours.

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Re: Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by Godswilleee(m): 8:09am On Jun 24, 2022
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Re: Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by AJOBI77(m): 8:14am On Jun 24, 2022
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Re: Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by gozzlin: 8:25am On Jun 24, 2022
Haynnie:
....she asked, "Uhmm Dan, how would you feel if someone you met today tells you she likes you and wants to be more than just friends?" Omo... I was feeling hot inside, my body was doing me, sweet, sweet, already lost in love, daydreaming the both of us....

Daydreaming inside a dream? Like fcking seriously?! undecided Some of you don't even know how to write.

Re: Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by TeeGentle(m): 9:34am On Jun 24, 2022
Am sure op will have beat that his brother

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Re: Everybody Has A Dose Of This Experience (must Read) by Haynnie: 10:31am On Jul 10, 2022
Qq
TeeGentle:
Am sure op will have beat that his brother

Why not grin

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