Portipher's Wife: Joeboy lap!!

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no see say my kpekus dy drip for you �

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark from that careless capping, �on how senior man lap the unit come kporrr me ontop your kpekus, banny na bl0od 0verstain

Portipher's Wife: See this smallee oo. On how I dy set compass give you make you for taste wetin you senior man dy enjoy, you dy cap vertically. Joeboy dy fear? Y0ur liver no str0ng ��

Joseph: Banny, based on spiritual things and things, make I cap you. Em say give wah belongs to Ceasar to Ceasar. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for that kind matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portipher's Wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears**
Portipher returns and meet her in that state

Portipher: Banny, wida naa? Na wetin dy steal your joy?

Portipher's Wife: No be your boy, Joeboy � Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod ���

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!! ��

Joseph: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup �

Portipher: Joeboy, because I carry you show way, you dun dy do do, dy jump jump, dy clap clap, dy shake shake waist ��

Joseph: I no comprison your caprison, cap me the legit ��

Portipher: My banny cap me say you been wan chop her kpekus �

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ��‍♂️ Senior man, the person weh play you that tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine �

Portipher: Esssssssssssssssssssss, where you? You dy try tell me say I dy cap vertical? On a zero zero zero zero zero hour, I go jazz you down, put am for your body wotoporiously you no go fit shout d!e it, send you go prison ☹️�️

Joseph: Ahhhh!!! Senior man �✊� Sympathy ����

Portipher: Where you? D!e it � Infact jazz down!!!!!!!!! ☹️☹️

Joseph: ����

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