In JavaScript*

(function(){
Let yourSelf = yourSelf || {};

yourSelf = {
dating: 0,
requirements: ['pretty', 'nice', 'curvy', 'noDrugs', 'noAlcoholic', 'chocolate skin'],
init: function() {

while(girlfriend === false) {
if (someGirl.askOnDate('inFacebook' || 'inNairaland)){
this.goOnDate(someGirl);
};
}

},
goOnDate: function (someGirl) {
Let match = this.getDateResult(someGirl);

if (match === true) {
this.dating = 1;
}
},
getDateResult: function(someGirl) {

//Magic happens here
}
}
})();

Intelligent!

Reminds me of:

Are you a cutie 3.141592653589793238

Math is cool.