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What We Experienced As Kids... Indomie Generation, Keep Off! by Artisticity1: 2:59pm On Jul 10, 2022 |
CHILDREN OF TODAY NO GO EVEN KNOW SAY IN OUR DAYS THEM FIT BEAT YOU FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS: 1. If you Cry too long after them beat you 2. If you nocry after them beat you 3. If you dey Cry when them no beat you 4. If you Stand for where elders dey talk 5. If you sitdown when elders stand 6. If you dey Carry Waka around where elders dey discuss 7. If you Eat food wey them prepare for visitors 8. If you Refuse to eat 9. If you come house late 10. If you Eat for neighbour's house 11. If you dey too moody 12. If you too dey excited 13. If your mate be@t you 14. If you too be@t your age mate 15. If you dey Eat too slowly 16. If you dey Eat too quickly 17. If you dey Eat too much 18. If you no finish your food 19. If you Finish your food and scrape your plate 20. If you dey talk when you dey Eat 21. If you dey Sleep when your seniors don wake up 22. Of you dey Look visitors when them dey eat 23. If you Stumb and fall when you dey waka 24. If you dey Look elder eyeball to eyeball 25. If senior dey talk to you and you blink your eye 26. If senior dey talk to you and you just dey look. 27. If you use corner eye look your senior 28. If you go join your mates play ball for area 29. If you no join your mates play for compound. 30. If you no wash plate wey you take eat. 31. If you no wash plate clean. (na normal plate I mean oh) 32. If you almost break plate 33. If you break your plate 34. If you dey bite your nails. 34.. If you no bath. 35. If you too quick bath finish 36. If you too tay for bathroom. 37. If teacher flog you for school for misbehaving 38. If motor almost knock you down 39. If you no answer when senior dey talk to you 40. If you borrow shoe/wears from friends. 41. If you talk back when senior dey talk to you. 42 if you go Church late. And last but not the least... 43. If you chop your meat when you never finish your food I know say many indomie generation children no go believe Some of these reasons wey make them be@t us when we small but na this things shape the adults wey we be today. Kudos to African parents. We, the generation wey una train with love and Sacrifice... THANK YOU 2 Likes
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Re: What We Experienced As Kids... Indomie Generation, Keep Off! by eallstar: 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2022 |
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