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What We Experienced As Kids... Indomie Generation, Keep Off! by Artisticity1: 2:59pm On Jul 10, 2022
CHILDREN OF TODAY NO GO EVEN KNOW SAY IN OUR DAYS THEM FIT BEAT YOU FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. If you Cry too long after them beat you

2. If you nocry after them beat you

3. If you dey Cry when them no beat you

4. If you Stand for where elders dey talk

5. If you sitdown when elders stand

6. If you dey Carry Waka around where elders
dey discuss

7. If you Eat food wey them prepare for visitors

8. If you Refuse to eat

9. If you come house late

10. If you Eat for neighbour's house

11. If you dey too moody

12. If you too dey excited

13. If your mate be@t you

14. If you too be@t your age mate

15. If you dey Eat too slowly

16. If you dey Eat too quickly

17. If you dey Eat too much

18. If you no finish your food

19. If you Finish your food and scrape your
plate

20. If you dey talk when you dey Eat

21. If you dey Sleep when your seniors don
wake up

22. Of you dey Look visitors when them dey eat

23. If you Stumb and fall when you dey waka

24. If you dey Look elder eyeball to eyeball

25. If senior dey talk to you and you blink your
eye

26. If senior dey talk to you and you just dey
look.

27. If you use corner eye look your senior

28. If you go join your mates play ball for area

29. If you no join your mates play for
compound.

30. If you no wash plate wey you take eat.

31. If you no wash plate clean.
(na normal plate I mean oh)

32. If you almost break plate

33. If you break your plate

34. If you dey bite your nails.

34.. If you no bath.

35. If you too quick bath finish

36. If you too tay for bathroom.

37. If teacher flog you for school for
misbehaving

38. If motor almost knock you down

39. If you no answer when senior dey talk to
you

40. If you borrow shoe/wears from friends.

41. If you talk back when senior dey talk to you.

42 if you go Church late.

And last but not the least...
43. If you chop your meat when you never finish your food

I know say many indomie generation children no go believe Some of these reasons wey make them be@t us when we small but na this things shape the adults wey we be today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation wey una train with love and Sacrifice... THANK YOU

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Re: What We Experienced As Kids... Indomie Generation, Keep Off! by eallstar: 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2022
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