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| Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
Okay so dis well built man in singlet entered a drinking bar looking furious n hungry.he saw a poor lean bar attendant, and ordered '' hey barman, give me 2 bottles of beer or. . .?'' the bar attendant looked at the intimidating stature of the man and brought him the drinks. 2 minutes and the man had finished the beer.''barman, give me 2 plates of nsewu, or. . .?'' the poor bar man shaking, quickly brought them.soon the man finished the nsewu and left without paying a kobo. 4 all this while, this slim lanky albino had been monitoring proceedings from afar and decided to emulate the first man. He headed straight 2 the barman and ordered , ''hey, barman, give me 2 bottles of beer, or. . .? '' this time the barman gathered courage and asked, ''or what?'' the albino shivering, answered'' or pure water!" |
| Re: Tampoon! by busybody20: 4:38pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
@ pure water lol  bin nice one |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 4:51pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
Tanks man! |
| Re: Tampoon! by mafioso2(m): 5:24pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
**sigh**  |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 7:14pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
@ mafioso2 shittz! |
| Re: Tampoon! by EFULEFU1(m): 10:53pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
lol! |
| Re: Tampoon! by StudioCFR(m): 11:04pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
4/10 |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 11:13pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
shittz! |
| Re: Tampoon! by oderemo(m): 1:08am On Jul 28, 2011 |
seriously , seriously , that was funny. damn, this geezer is beginning to be funny. eeeeeeeeeeeediot. its isiewu not nsewu. |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 7:24am On Jul 28, 2011 |
@ ode-re-mumu! 4ck u! |
| Re: Tampoon! by oderemo(m): 7:50am On Jul 28, 2011 |
@bin crap, 4k yor head, u Poo head. drink poison breakfast. like i said b4, u shall know no peace again moda4kar. |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 8:14am On Jul 28, 2011 |
ode re mumu, y r bluebottles chasing u all over? * gives him 2 hot jabs* stop crying boy!  |
| Re: Tampoon! by oderemo(m): 8:39am On Jul 28, 2011 |
u wish, more like sleeping jabs  |
| Re: Tampoon! by mikuz(m): 1:29pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
Mtchew! Mumu joke! Heard it a over decade ago. |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
@ mikuz when will u learn sense? grow up boy, , grow up. . .! |
| Re: Tampoon! by mikuz(m): 8:55pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
^mumu you fell for it! Junkie! |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 10:15pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
FOOOLISH BOY!!! |
| Re: Tampoon! by bingbagbo(m): 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
lol blast from the past! |
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