1. If you are buying drugs, never give cash in advance, they will probably not come back.

2. If the pigeons have mangled feet, you are entering a bad neighborhood. Context: urban pigeons lose toes when they try to make nests out of debris on the ground. Having lived in many cities, dangerous neighborhoods are dirty, have debris and thus pigeons with missing toes.

3. If you want to make friends with a new group of people, talk to the guys. If you approach the girls, the guys will get jealous and push you out.

4. You can stab people with a house key in the armpit and disable their arm.

5. If you realize someone is stalking you, don’t run, act like you don’t see them. Walk somewhere public. Most kidnappers will act quick if they think their target is onto them.

6. If there is a riot, run with the crowd or you will get trampled like a pancake.

7. Moss mostly grows on the north side of the tree. (Some tree smarts for ya).

8. Security guards are usually bored and if you chat them up for 5 - 10 minutes, you win the appeal of the largest humans around.

9. Carry cash. It gets you things that credit can’t buy.

10. Public libraries have free computers.

11. Hitch hiking works.

12. Copied

(Picture of a pigeon with mangled feet below)