Dear diary, this is the real meaning and the real reason and origin of the some random words, Nigerians used to comfort themselves.

1. I'm minding my Fvcking business: Werey, which business are you managing ??
Are you into building materials or boutique
People have insulted you, you have received different sizes of abuses, for always pokenosing into people's business. Suddenly, you received a little sense and decided to change a bit.
Stop acting matured, Oga.
2. I no too fine+ I ugly o: These ones are emotional blackmailers, looking for who will send them to depression.
Yes! Heavens, earth, filament, and every living creature knows that you are not a fine person.
Keep quiet abeg.
You are just looking for who will encourage and hype you a little.
No, we won't. I will agree with you, that you are truly not fine, so that you will go to your whatsapp status and start posting depression quotes.
3. Make everybody just dey his dey: Forget this rubbish person!... Nobody actually want to with him, despite all his clinginess. This kind of people hardly take care of their body and have a very awful behavior. Smelly mouth, insane body odour, and pre-nursery madness type of dressing has made nobody want to dey with them.
Instead of working on their personal hygiene and character, they suddenly, want to dey thier dey.
Oya dey nah..... dey abeg �
4. Fvck Haters geng: This one just want to feel relevant. Even the devil doesn't hate him. He has nothing to gain hating on him.
But this werey will not calm down and wear the blue jean and yellow polo, he just acquired in peace.
The general public must hear, see and notice him.
5. I don't give a freaking shit about anybody: Mad man, the people you gave a shit about, didn't reciprocate. You tried all possible ways to get their shit towards you, but just like shit, they bullshitted you.
Stop feeling insecure about yourself, people who will love you for who you are, are on the way.
But till then, allow us rest abeg.


Dear diary, help me tell the "STEADY ON MY GRIND" geng to wait for me, I will make a blown full post about them.
But for now, let's us remember that Kelly remains the finest woman in the whole entire planet.