EmiDon11:
Ah swear

Na buy i buy the account

budaatum:


Why did you buy? Could you not just have opened your own account?

EmiDon11:
the account don tey nah

budaatum:


So, na the age of the account make you buy am?

How much? Me too wan sell.

EmiDon11:
the name of the account na Gabreal1

budaatum:

Na 2012 account, and not 2006.
https://www.nairaland.com/gabreal1
How much?

EmiDon11:
9k

pansophist:
Anybody here willing to buy pansophist moniker? Just for small change I'll sell it I swear.

Any buyer?

budaatum:


You paid 9k!?!

Was it worth it? Or is that how much you selling for?

budaatum:


I'll buy. I offer 100 naira.

pansophist:


Too cheap na? Raise am up small

budaatum:


You said small change na!

Ok 200 naira. Last offer.

EmiDon11:
i actually bought it 8k

pansophist:


Na 30 cent you wan buy my account, not even up to a dollar. If I swear for you now, you go say I wicked.

budaatum:


What! 30 cents no be small change?

Swear me and I'll just deduct it from the 30 cents. After all, your posting record will affect the value of your monika and swearing monikas are the cheapest. If anyone wants them that is.

budaatum:


Abeg, sorry. I hope you find customer. Someone is undercutting your business with a much cheaper offer.

pansophist:




Naija women and pricing. I hardly swear, and even if I do, the person sef will know that it is deserved.

Guvd me 50 usd, and pansophist belong to you. I've been thinking of leaving nairaland lately, that might just be the nail in the coffin. Make I retire. I'm a veteran here.

budaatum:


50 USD for 2014 account and na im you de call "veteran here" and want take retire!?!

Seun hasn't yet made monikers worth anything and seriously needs to monetise Nairaland so monickers can gain and hold their value.

Pansophist, 50 cents is my last and final offer. Though I think I might offer more for you to stay as there aren't many sophists around here.

EmiDon11:
how mush u go pay?

pansophist:


Oya offer me money make I stay, or else I'm leaving

budaatum:


I offer you 20 cents to stay. I'll pay by PayPal so you'd need to cover the charge in advance.

pansophist:




Naija women and pricing. I hardly swear, and even if I do, the person sef will know that it is deserved.

Guvd me 50 usd, and pansophist belong to you. The money sef, na a foundation account i go give you, not mine. I've been thinking of leaving nairaland lately, that might just be the nail in the coffin. Make I retire. I'm a veteran here.

budaatum:


50 USD for 2014 account and na im you de call "veteran here" and want take retire!?!

Seun hasn't yet made monikers worth anything and seriously needs to monetise Nairaland so monickers can gain and hold their value.

Pansophist, 50 cents is my last and final offer. Though I think I might offer more for you to stay as there aren't many sophists around here.

budaatum:


30 cents.

Your monicker is not as valuable as pansophist despite being older. Quality of posts do count.

pansophist:

I give up. Your case need special intervention.

EmiDon11:
see oga this thing wey u dey do no good o

pansophist:


Oya offer me money make I stay, or else I'm leaving