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You are a very very weak man...

Your stories are all full of lies...

But if it's anyway true, first u should have done was to take a shower with her to wash away every sweat...

Or don't you know that, no matter how much you wash or perfume the anus, it will still give a bad odour

RedMac:
You are a very very weak man...

Your stories are all full of lies...

But if it's anyway true, first u should have done was to take a shower with her to wash away every sweat...

Or don't you know that, no matter how much you wash or perfume the anus, it will still give a bad odour

Next time don't comment without thinking bro.

Wow ....

Count your loses and move on... No be all toto Dem dey Bleep

Kingozymandias:
Okay so I ran into this fine babe at the INEc center near my place where I went to check my pvc registeration.
.we got talk and she gave me her number. My expectations where much because frankly she is a Nigerian woman so...

2 days later in the evening I was bored so I gave her a call the conversation went well, good healthy conversation between two adults, no forming , getting to know each other better. "What do you like" "do you like your anus licked" " Do you squirt ": "Does your kitty smell " just a typical healthy conversation between two adult trying to get to know each other better.

Anyways eventually we fixed a date to see and she wanted me to invite her out to a neutral environment, nice place where we could eat and chill without any strings , so I invited her to my house.

She came over and we got talking and one thing led to another , we got naked and then I was about to slip on a condom when a smell hit me.

At first I was confused and rushed to check if I left unflushed shīt in the toilet as usual ,then I came back and realized it was from her kitten.

I have never smelt anything so bad in my life. I mean her kitty smelt like wet dustbin left for 4 years to rotten under ojuelegba bridge. Her kitty smelt like unwashed armpit of two almajiri children who haven't had a bath ever. Her kitty smelt like all the things wrong with Nigeria. Wait how can I describe how bad this kitty smelt, her kitty smelt like a wet goat which was rubbed all over with watery shit and left to dry in a septic tank.

My hard on disappeared immediately while I was holding my breath and trying not to vomit ... But I have up trying not to vomit when I rem8my free food she ate and the fact I won't sleep with her so I let go and vomitted all over her and her mouth was open because she was trying to open her mouth and also me what was wrong at the same moment I vomitted all over her face. ..she screamed and ran to the toilet to vomit ...

I lay there thinking about my sportybets ticket that cut that morning. Anyways so after she had a shower , abused me for vomitting all over her and refusing to apologize... I escorted her to my gate and when he turned around and asked me "What of transport" I slammed the gate and went inside. .. she kept running the bell for like 30 minutes until she left.

She called my phone over 20 times I don't pick them sent me abuses ... Because I sent my account number to her asking to send me 5k for the food she ate in my house ..was I wrong ? I mean I feel she should pay for my food she ate and DStv she watched . Diesel I bunred in my generator. 5k isn't too much ..

Serious advise needed

how much is nose mask , if u don't like her face, u can use pillow and cover it , u should av simply gone inside ur room and come out with a hamzat overall(those overall radioactive crew used to use)with black googles with a nose mask inside and the only opening left is for ur ..

Heathrow44:
how much is nose mask , if u don't like her face, u can use pillow and cover it , u should av simply gone inside ur room and come out with a hamzat overall(those overall radioactive crew used to use)with black googles with a nose mask inside and the only opening left is for ur ..

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