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How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Okobola146: 9:01pm On Aug 23, 2022
1. Always claiming to be football experts meanwhile they're football illiterates
2. They'll still argue with you when they are wrong even with your facts.
3. They'll call other clubs achievement "history" meanwhile their Champions league victory in 2021 is present tenses
4. They can never reply a comment without insults
5. 90% of their fans don't know who wore the number 8 for their club in 2015
6. 90% of their fans don't even know the difference between "Willian" and "William"
7. 90 of their fans don't know the difference between "Fan" and "Fans" e.g I'm a Chelsea Fans
8. They cause troubles in viewing centres than any other club fans
9. 90% of their discussion will always include " in the past 10 years"
10. They'll always use their club Jersey for Farm works, pit digging works, even robbery; no respect to the logo on it
11. They'll always pick their team in every of their betting slips as straight win, if match didn't go as planned, bye bye to thousands of money.
12. 90% of their Facebook fans were all born after year 2000
13. They'll always support any team that plays against Manchester United
14. 90% of their fans don't know their football club anthem
15. 90% of their fans believed football started in 2015
16. They prefer to use Messi as a tool to mock Ronaldo rather than shamefully using one of their own legends
17. 90% of them are always vicious after they lose a game, so better avoid them that period, to avoid "Had I Known"
18. When you see an Okada man "motorcyclist" shout gooooall with his 59 size trousers on top pajamas, know that he's a real Chelsea fan.
19. They've forget so quickly that Liverpool are currently Carabao cup champions, and scientists are still searching for Kepa's Ball.
20. 90% of them prefers to use the bush to poo, rather than the modern water system toilet
21. Any player that Joins their club automatically turns to a world class player in the eyes of their fans.

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Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Typicool8(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2022
grin grin grin
That no 13 got me laughing hard

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Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Mryacks: 9:51pm On Aug 23, 2022
They think Chelsea is the 'biggest club' in London grin

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Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by femarium(m): 7:01am On Aug 24, 2022
U be idiot...I dnt blame you, you don't have a work
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Theboy21: 8:19am On Aug 24, 2022
You nailed everything, nobody hates Manchester United like those agberos, even Liverpool that have the right to claim they are better than United in England are quite, but you see chelshit agbero fans...always believe they are better than united, they were expecting Liverpool to beat us heavily on Monday but were disappointed cos their bet tickets cut cheesy cheesy
Seen one of them already insulted Op for a harmless thread, which proves everything right cheesy cheesy

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Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Waterlilly: 8:36am On Aug 24, 2022
femarium:
U be idiot...I dnt blame you, you don't have a work
lol
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by BlaqFaze: 9:08am On Aug 24, 2022
femarium:
U be idiot...I dnt blame you, you don't have a work
The list is authentic...see proof
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by femarium(m): 2:29pm On Aug 24, 2022
Is not ur fault...u are shameless and Jobless..that's how you will be causing discord..son of eve
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by paulolee(m): 2:35pm On Aug 24, 2022
they mistake "pride of London" for pride of Europe.
they feel dey are d biggest or more successful club in Europe BT dm no even get mouth for england
united n Liverpool are bigger than Chelsea
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Stephenmoka4(m): 2:35pm On Aug 24, 2022
I was thinking you will say "they are loud". One thing I like about their followers is believing their club is the toughest...
Re: How To Identify Chelsea Fans On Social Media And In Public. by Paulinho59(m): 3:29pm On Aug 24, 2022
nø21 is so true.... above all, 90% of their fans are amateurs
Okobola146:
1. Always claiming to be football experts meanwhile they're football illiterates
2. They'll still argue with you when they are wrong even with your facts.
3. They'll call other clubs achievement "history" meanwhile their Champions league victory in 2021 is present tenses
4. They can never reply a comment without insults
5. 90% of their fans don't know who wore the number 8 for their club in 2015
6. 90% of their fans don't even know the difference between "Willian" and "William"
7. 90 of their fans don't know the difference between "Fan" and "Fans" e.g I'm a Chelsea Fans
8. They cause troubles in viewing centres than any other club fans
9. 90% of their discussion will always include " in the past 10 years"
10. They'll always use their club Jersey for Farm works, pit digging works, even robbery; no respect to the logo on it
11. They'll always pick their team in every of their betting slips as straight win, if match didn't go as planned, bye bye to thousands of money.
12. 90% of their Facebook fans were all born after year 2000
13. They'll always support any team that plays against Manchester United
14. 90% of their fans don't know their football club anthem
15. 90% of their fans believed football started in 2015
16. They prefer to use Messi as a tool to mock Ronaldo rather than shamefully using one of their own legends
17. 90% of them are always vicious after they lose a game, so better avoid them that period, to avoid "Had I Known"
18. When you see an Okada man "motorcyclist" shout gooooall with his 59 size trousers on top pajamas, know that he's a real Chelsea fan.
19. They've forget so quickly that Liverpool are currently Carabao cup champions, and scientists are still searching for Kepa's Ball.
20. 90% of them prefers to use the bush to poo, rather than the modern water system toilet
21. Any player that Joins their club automatically turns to a world class player in the eyes of their fans.

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