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The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 9:48pm On Aug 24, 2022
You are a simp

-If you go around calling every person a simp
Most simps are doing this for braggadaccio and fear of people first calling them simps, they give themselves hopes by insulting others who flow with the opposite gender

If you insult ladies at every given oppotunities
Back then in primary school, i was a scared of bullies so i insult the bullies just to feel high but i was the timid ones,
So all these ur "all ladies are useless" na just nairaland noise, if you see them for road, na u go form introvert

If you bring your little sexual winning online and talk about sexcapades
Believe it or not, winners dont go about telling their winning stories, only loosers make noise about the little progress they made

If you have had sex with countless ladies Having a dick does not make you a man, the ability to control that dick is what differentiate us

If you are scared of Marriage You are not scared of marriage, you are just scared of the responsibilities

If you chase or woo a lady like your life depends on it Oga biko just get small respect for urself

If you fight, physically assault or quarrel a lady online or offline Just maturely walk out from a fight with any lady, tell her to bring her brother as u wont stoop too low for her,
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: If she physically assault u first, then make sure u teach her manners, the law allows u

If you are scared of simping Experience they say is the best teacher, no article online could make u a redpiller until u understand the psychology of simping.
In other words "To win, u have to understand failure"
Believe me, the bitterness of simping is best known to a redeemed simp

If you always brand urself a redpiller u are just bluffing, claiming what u arent

If you call me a simp after reading this I am not the simp, u are just attacking me cos u feel my thread is directed at u,
So ur greatest defence is attack, i will pity u sha.

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Re: The Real Simps by blazingblender(m): 9:50pm On Aug 24, 2022
I feel something stirring up
Re: The Real Simps by Promosaver: 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2022
Vawulence is around the corner
Make way for this comrade grin gringrin
Re: The Real Simps by Promosaver: 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2022
Vawulence is around the corner
Make way for this comrade grin gringrin
cheesy
Re: The Real Simps by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 24, 2022
Nice write, I hope they read and imbibe
Re: The Real Simps by advanceDNA: 10:12pm On Aug 24, 2022
You are no different from those you are addressing....you open a thread dropping opinion about others, yet quickly reject theirs about you by saying they are attacking you to defend themselves...


There is something about individual opinions ...its free to have them....doesnt make them facts

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Re: The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 10:18pm On Aug 24, 2022
advanceDNA:


You are no different from those you are addressing....you open a thread dropping opinion about others, yet quickly reject theirs about you by saying they are attacking you to defend themselves...


There is something about individual opinions ...its free to have them....doesnt make them facts
If u have a problem, kindly state it.
No be to call person simp just because him compliment a lady or because he agreed with a lady
Re: The Real Simps by Viscuz: 10:22pm On Aug 24, 2022
Michelle70:
If u have a problem, kindly state it.
No be to call person simp just because him compliment a lady or because he agreed with a lady

You are ready to call someone iyamiri for not supporting Tinubu so shut the f up

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Re: The Real Simps by advanceDNA: 10:29pm On Aug 24, 2022
Michelle70:
If u have a problem, kindly state it.
No be to call person simp just because him compliment a lady or because he agreed with a lady

Lol....Did i call you simp?? I ddnt call you simp oooo......
Wait..are u one of those guys call simp here becos you are ass-licking female monikers on nairaland.??

You too stop doing knight in shinning armour for no reason....women dont like it....Dont be calling women dear, honey upandan....boys will call you simp......stop complimenting men hiding behind female monikers.....

Btw...Were you among those that sent pm to that babe with big brezz that opened thread saying men only like her for her brezz?? grin grin
Re: The Real Simps by Cypress042(m): 10:33pm On Aug 24, 2022
Simple men thread embarassed

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Re: The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 10:39pm On Aug 24, 2022
advanceDNA:


Lol....Did i call you simp?? I ddnt call you simp oooo......
Wait..are u one of those guys call simp here becos you are ass-licking female monikers on nairaland.??

You too stop doing knight in shinning armour for no reason....women dont like it....Dont be calling women dear, honey upandan....boys will call you simp......stop complimenting men hiding behind female monikers.....

Btw...Were you among those that sent pm to that babe with big brezz that opened thread saying men only like her for her brezz?? grin grin
Oh, i wasnt even much interested in the thread so i didnt partake in the thread nor did i sent a PM, i only got interested in it when the moniker was busted and i saw the PM's

i am more interested in politics section, romance section no deh too give me the thrills
Re: The Real Simps by Viscuz: 10:40pm On Aug 24, 2022
Michelle70:
Oh, i wasnt even much interested in the thread so i didnt partake in the thread nor did i sent a PM, i only got interested in it when the moniker was busted and i saw the PM's

i am more interested in politics section, romance section no deh too give me the thrills

You go work today . Nairaland billionaire?
Re: The Real Simps by BrotherCork: 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2022
Michelle70:
You are a simp

-If you go around calling every person a simp
Most simps are doing this for braggadaccio and fear of people first calling them simps, they give themselves hopes by insulting others who flow with the opposite gender

If you insult ladies at every given oppotunities
Back then in primary school, i was a scared of bullies so i insult the bullies just to feel high but i was the timid ones,
So all these ur "all ladies are useless" na just nairaland noise, if you see them for road, na u go form introvert

If you bring your little sexual winning online and talk about sexcapades
Believe it or not, winners dont go about telling their winning stories, only loosers make noise about the little progress they made

If you have had sex with countless ladies Having a dick does not make you a man, the ability to control that dick is what differentiate us

If you are scared of Marriage You are not scared of marriage, you are just scared of the responsibilities

If you chase or woo a lady like your life depends on it Oga biko just get small respect for urself

If you fight, physically assault or quarrel a lady online or offline Just maturely walk out from a fight with any lady, tell her to bring her brother as u wont stoop too low for her,
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: If she physically assault u first, then make sure u teach her manners, the law allows u

If you are scared of simping Experience they say is the best teacher, no article online could make u a redpiller until u understand the psychology of simping.
In other words "To win, u have to understand failure"
Believe me, the bitterness of simping is best known to a redeemed simp

If you always brand urself a redpiller u are just bluffing, claiming what u arent

If you call me a simp after reading this I am not the simp, u are just attacking me cos u feel my thread is directed at u,
So ur greatest defence is attack, i will pity u sha.


angry
Re: The Real Simps by BrotherCork: 10:43pm On Aug 24, 2022
Michelle70:
You are a simp

-If you go around calling every person a simp
Most simps are doing this for braggadaccio and fear of people first calling them simps, they give themselves hopes by insulting others who flow with the opposite gender

If you insult ladies at every given oppotunities
Back then in primary school, i was a scared of bullies so i insult the bullies just to feel high but i was the timid ones,
So all these ur "all ladies are useless" na just nairaland noise, if you see them for road, na u go form introvert

If you bring your little sexual winning online and talk about sexcapades
Believe it or not, winners dont go about telling their winning stories, only loosers make noise about the little progress they made

If you have had sex with countless ladies Having a dick does not make you a man, the ability to control that dick is what differentiate us

If you are scared of Marriage You are not scared of marriage, you are just scared of the responsibilities

If you chase or woo a lady like your life depends on it Oga biko just get small respect for urself

If you fight, physically assault or quarrel a lady online or offline Just maturely walk out from a fight with any lady, tell her to bring her brother as u wont stoop too low for her,
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: If she physically assault u first, then make sure u teach her manners, the law allows u

If you are scared of simping Experience they say is the best teacher, no article online could make u a redpiller until u understand the psychology of simping.
In other words "To win, u have to understand failure"
Believe me, the bitterness of simping is best known to a redeemed simp

If you always brand urself a redpiller u are just bluffing, claiming what u arent

If you call me a simp after reading this I am not the simp, u are just attacking me cos u feel my thread is directed at u,
So ur greatest defence is attack, i will pity u sha.


Michael who u calling sim u this peter obi sopoter.....did virginprincess pay u to post?(no oofencsse) angry
Re: The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 10:56pm On Aug 24, 2022
BrotherCork:



Michael who u calling sim u this peter obi sopoter.....did virginprincess pay u to post?(no oofencsse) angry
me, Peter Obi supporter?

Lolz
Re: The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 6:53am On Aug 25, 2022
looks like the thread already hit a nerve
Re: The Real Simps by Michelle70(m): 6:28pm On Aug 25, 2022
modu

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