Hi there. 


Enjoy this one too, whilst you can,

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a
conversation.


"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel
to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second
man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all
your fingers and toes. But eventually,it's a very calm
way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as
if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see,
I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed
up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and
found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement,
but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the
second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I
ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got
there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he
says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd
both still be  alive."

A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to German hell & asks, "what do they do here?"
He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.!

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,

then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not
work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to
sleep on.
And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his
time sheet and goes back home for private business."

-- For Once, It Pays To Be A Nigerian --

U sure made me laf wit those jokes

Thanks

I trip dis.lmao

Nice one there!   

Keep it up!

Those jokes were terrific! I couldnt stop laughing

Thank you

phenomenon!!!
how many times i call u?
na only God go help u, and help Niaja!
hmn! Niaja don surfa

My dear k9ine! i'm sure you're Nigerian and proudly a Nigerian as well.

Jus want you to know we all need to make the changes ourselves

In a God fearing manner of course.

Sure we dont expect HIM to come down and help us.

So dont blame phenomenon, Y'all shud change things

Least we'd have nice things to crack jokes about

Wow

U know wot/
I 'll surely giv that to you.