Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �

Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"

Corrupt mind, many are werey but few are roaming

I have met a certain guy from Ondo state named George Rutherford (no middle names)


Wtf

What kind of Nigerian parents names their child such rigid names

Sounds like the name of an American serial pervert or psycho serial killer if u ask me

Damnnn niggar
I have this feeling that bros op is also uncle Gabriel

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Op, see as u just disgrace urself for public.

A gay trying to deny his status after proving to be gay initially

I view John Thomas as 1 and 0

1 is the penis while 0 is the testicles

This OP dey mad I swear!

I see you running into JT sometime in the near future, you guys would cross paths.

This I have seen.

Ok

The story wan be like Gaybriel story

As he be John Thomas you na Gaybrel I guess

I don't get

NwaNimo1:
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Baba what are you cooking?

I know some people are lost.

John Thomas is another name for Pen*s

So wetin we wan use this news do now

Is it for Eba

You sound so gay.

A man getting so attracted to his fellow man.

I have a friend here in class called adolf.i Look at him Sometimes and i just laugh.coincidentally He is also a good orator with much Vibration Like His Hitler counterpart.

He must be from Bayelsa

No be bayelsa person dey bear "document"

Is just a name

Doesn't matter nigga reps ND.

Mr Osewa spoke nothing but the truth.

mbahdi:

While Reading this I thought you were a girl
Now I feel somehow

But why would you mock him and his name?

If someone should discriminate against you cos of your name you go like am?

You lost a good friend cos of your myopic thinking.

Good luck with life.

Germandude30:
I have a friend here in class called adolf.i Look at him Sometimes and i just laugh.coincidentally He is also a good orator with much Vibration Like His Hitler counterpart.

Lol

OscarDboss:
While Reading this I thought you were a girl
Now I feel somehow

Why