Teymanhenry:

Too bad you took time to type all this ish for a SIMP... Well I'm just laughing �

You don't know how to quote someone on Nairaland. (Your text is inside mine. I had to copy and paste).
You don't know English or tenses (this Vs these).
You don't know about women.
You still don't know about interactive content creation.
But you know how to laugh.

Na wa o! Where are you from self? Dull brains everywhere and you expect me to engage you. Lol.

The continuation is not ready yet, but here is a new post relating to chatting with a woman.

https://www.nairaland.com/7346269/18-how-innocently-start-naughty

iLegendd:


Okay, your opinion surely matters. Telling someone who has done this for more than 10 years on both white, Asian, and black girls and it never fails that it won't work on classy girls.

Village mentality makes people see possibilities as impossible. So, you think I chat with ugly and un-classy girls? If only you know how many beauty queens I have quenched and they keep begging me for marriage.

You have a lot to learn. This mentality is the same reason some of you Nigerians are always broke and looking for a job, but your mate who knows what's up will be making legit millions from home.

When they don't show proof, you say it's a lie and request for proof. When they show proof, you say it's Photoshoped, etc. When you finally know it's true, you say he's making the money under Yahoo, but covering up with the business.

A tiny mind always sees obstacles. A big mind sees solutions and sell it, but unfortunately, the tiny mind never believes until seeing is believing.

Whenever I come online, I hate chatting or replying people with tiny minds because it affects my IQ.

SIMPs have made this comment you made on my threads for years and I always laugh. No alpha or sigma will ever say that. I used to be a SIMP like you 15 years ago and I used to think exactly the way you do, I won't blame you. Life is in stages and so is wisdom. One love.

Peace of mind is what gives me joy, not tiny mind.

iLegend, do you stay in Lagos because I feel Lagos girls are the most difficult to impress. Most girls differ based on location and the mindset revolving around that location..

iLegendd:


Okay, your opinion surely matters. Telling someone who has done this for more than 10 years on both white, Asian, and black girls and it never fails that it won't work on classy girls.

Village mentality makes people see possibilities as impossible. So, you think I chat with ugly and un-classy girls? If only you know how many beauty queens I have quenched and they keep begging me for marriage.

You have a lot to learn. This mentality is the same reason some of you Nigerians are always broke and looking for a job, but your mate who knows what's up will be making legit millions from home.

When they don't show proof, you say it's a lie and request for proof. When they show proof, you say it's Photoshoped, etc. When you finally know it's true, you say he's making the money under Yahoo, but covering up with the business.

A tiny mind always sees obstacles. A big mind sees solutions and sell it, but unfortunately, the tiny mind never believes until seeing is believing.

Whenever I come online, I hate chatting or replying people with tiny minds because it affects my IQ.

SIMPs have made this comment you made on my threads for years and I always laugh. No alpha or sigma will ever say that. I used to be a SIMP like you 15 years ago and I used to think exactly the way you do, I won't blame you. Life is in stages and so is wisdom. One love.

Peace of mind is what gives me joy, not tiny mind.

...

iLegendd:
I hope you've seen it now.

pls bro my payoneer acct got blocked.. Wana add my moms's payoneer acct on my amazon kdp acct to receive my royalty, do u think amazon will accept it considering the fact that two of her names matches with mine?


@iLegendd

ccjoe:
pls bro my payoneer acct got blocked.. Wana add my moms's payoneer acct on my amazon kdp acct to receive my royalty, do u think amazon will accept it considering the fact that two of her names matches with mine?


@iLege.ndd

Yes

Everyone wants to be deceived, trust that is why there is a word called FANTASTIC!

Teymanhenry:
Do this chat with a beautiful classic girl and watch her block everything about you... This would work magic on adventurous girls especially teens

CONTINUATION

After our last chat on the 21st of Sept, she has never been online and that was her last seen.

Three or five days ago, she called me but I didn't pick or reply because I had a visitor.

Today, while watching an old match on TV, I decided to chat her up.

In the chat, she said her phone got blind that day we chatted — which isn't a lie.

With this statement, a nice guy or a SIMP will promise her a new phone, but what did I do? I made a joke out of it.

Also, there is something I did which I don't advise a SIMP or a new ChátDictor to do and that is me saying, "Love is blind." She'll think I'm in love and when you profess love to a woman, she 80% of the time end up not liking you or totally run away from you.

Why? Women like a man more when she doesn't know where she stands. Mystery! The moment she knows you love her, she has conquered you and will start looking for another man she hasn't conquered yet.

So, in my case, the love is blind is just a joke, not anything serious. In her reply, she said, "Love my foot." Why? Women don't love who loves them — they prefer a man that is not easy to get and unpredictable.

In summary, don't be a SIMP and don't profess love — act it, don't say it. Assume the position of a boyfriend, but don't profess love.

Telling a woman you miss her makes her think you love her and this has both negative and positive effect in the friendship.

Since the day I met her, I have only seen her once at a pharmacy opposite her house. I went there to buy condom, but was outside making a call when she came, waved at me, and went inside with a little boy she was carrying (her younger brother).

I finished my call, got inside and looked her in the eye and she said, "Don't talk to me o," with a smile on her face.

"What do you want," the doctor asked me. "Attend to her first, I don't want her to know what I'm buying," I replied and they both smiled. The moment I said this, she said, "Hmmm, then I'm not going until you buy."

Immediately, I looked at the doctor and said, "Where are your condoms? There is a brand I'm looking for. It has spots on its body," and he brought out the brand called Fantasy, but my main brand I want is Explora. She was quiet throughout and was just starring at me.

"What of KY Jelly?" I asked. "It's 1k," he replied. Anyway, don't worry, I still have 1 left at home. I gave him 1k, but everything I bought was about 700 Naira.

She made her order, but her money wasn't complete and she asked me to help her with 100 Naira to add up that she can't go back to the house.

I left the 300 Naira for her and she said no that she only needs 100 to add up, but I told her to give whatever remains to that little boy she carried and left the pharmacy.

She looked at me with this eye that screams "Bad boy spotted."

I left and since then, we haven't met, chatted, or spoken on phone. Not meeting again was probably the reason she called some days ago, but I didn't pick because I had a visitor.

Un/fortunately, I don't sleep around, but I like having female friends for emergency sake.

So, below is our chat today.

iLegendd:
CONTINUATION

After our last chat on the 21st of Sept, she has never been online and that was her last seen.

Three or five days ago, she called me but I didn't pick or reply because I had a visitor.

Today, while watching an old match on TV, I decided to chat her up.

In the chat, she said her phone got blind that day we chatted — which isn't a lie.

With this statement, a nice guy or a SIMP will promise her a new phone, but what did I do? I made a joke out of it.

Also, there is something I did which I don't advise a SIMP or a new ChátDictor to do and that is me saying, "Love is blind." She'll think I'm in love and when you profess love to a woman, she 80% of the time end up not liking you or totally run away from you.

Why? Women like a man more when she doesn't know where she stands. Mystery! The moment she knows you love her, she has conquered you and will start looking for another man she hasn't conquered yet.

So, in my case, the love is blind is just a joke, not anything serious. In her reply, she said, "Love my foot." Why? Women don't love who loves them — they prefer a man that is not easy to get and unpredictable.

In summary, don't be a SIMP and don't profess love — act it, don't say it. Assume the position of a boyfriend, but don't profess love.

Telling a woman you miss her makes her think you love her and this has both negative and positive effect in the friendship.

Since the day I met her, I have only seen her once at a pharmacy opposite her house. I went there to buy condom, but was outside making a call when she came, waved at me, and went inside with a little boy she was carrying (her younger brother).

I finished my call, got inside and looked her in the eye and she said, "Don't talk to me o," with a smile on her face.

"What do you want," the doctor asked me. "Attend to her first, I don't want her to know what I'm buying," I replied and they both smiled. The moment I said this, she said, "Hmmm, then I'm not going until you buy."

Immediately, I looked at the doctor and said, "Where are your condoms? There is a brand I'm looking for. It has spots on its body," and he brought out the brand called Fantasy, but my main brand I want is Explora. She was quiet throughout and was just starring at me.

"What of KY Jelly?" I asked. "It's 1k," he replied. Anyway, don't worry, I still have 1 left at home. I gave him 1k, but everything I bought was about 700 Naira.

She made her order, but her money wasn't complete and she asked me to help her with 100 Naira to add up that she can't go back to the house.

I left the 300 Naira for her and she said no that she only needs 100 to add up, but I told her to give whatever remains to that little boy she carried and left the pharmacy.

She looked at me with this eye that screams "Bad boy spotted."

I left and since then, we haven't met, chatted, or spoken on phone. Not meeting again was probably the reason she called some days ago, but I didn't pick because I had a visitor.

Un/fortunately, I don't sleep around, but I like having female friends for emergency sake.

So, below is our chat today.

Nonsense!