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Nice Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:15pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mom? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. |
Re: Nice Jokes by Nellyon(f): 1:24pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
This is good |
Re: Nice Jokes by oderemo(m): 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
thank GOD. there is jokes afterall. pls keep your book away frm bincrapgbo. nice one. |
Re: Nice Jokes by junedon: 4:57pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
lovely nice jokes it is very good |
Re: Nice Jokes by Nobody: 9:38am On Aug 20, 2011 |
nice |
Re: Nice Jokes by tanimz(f): 10:45am On Aug 20, 2011 |
I love the last one best. |
Re: Nice Jokes by stephen153: 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
;d |
Re: Nice Jokes by ice234: 5:55am On Aug 21, 2011 |
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Re: Nice Jokes by mikuz(m): 11:52am On Aug 21, 2011 |
Ode remo so you are gay!! |
Re: Nice Jokes by kadhababu(m): 1:22pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse, After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" 3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi, I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN. Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell? Son asks difference btw Confidence and Confidential. Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. I want u, To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner, & to say say those sweet three words to U, "Pay The Bill" Cegonsoft |
Re: Nice Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 2:16pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
I LAUGH ALOT DIS DAYS |
Re: Nice Jokes by Nobody: 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Nice Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:44pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
@kadhababu. . . .dont you think it's kindA rude. . . Postin' you silly stale atrocious joke on my thread. . . . . . . . . |
Re: Nice Jokes by ChiefEben(m): 9:20am On Aug 22, 2011 |
tehehehehe nice |
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