dionma:
Fake News- Adamu did not write Tinubu

SlavaUkraini:
please help me….my parents are bandits….my mother had me to 5 fathers,now they competing to have me to them selves……I need help,please I am a notorious armed robber,wanted for stealing in Abuja/Lagos/port harcourt.
Please do not ignore for I will be caught and crucified soon [/b]

Benz4pimp:

Nairalanders please help me, I am a Frustrated Idiot

My Useless Animalistic Father is an Ape (See his picture below)

My Ashawo Mama hustles in a Hotel where she sleeps with both Men and Animals. She gave birth to me after 5 different Animals ejaculated into her Smelling HIV AIDS infected Toto.

Now the 5 Animals that Impregnated my Ashawo Mama are competing to have me to themselves.

Please my fellow Nairalanders I need help and advice to scale through this Animalistic Paternity battle that is hanging over my life

If any of these 5 Animals win the Paternity battle, I would be sent to the Jungle to live and die there eating Rotten Agbado and Cassava.

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Also I am a Notorious Animal Rapist and a Bloody Armed Robber.

I have a Partner in crime and her Nairaland moniker is Windvane

She is a Bigger Beastly Thief and a Notorious Prostitute that cannot survive a day without Raping and having animals Lick her Rotten Smelling Toto just to have a brain reset..

Windvane and myself (Benz4pimp) are Hardened Criminals that are currently on the run from the Authorities because of the Atrocities that we have Committed Nationally..

Windvane and I (benz4pimp) are behind the recent bank Robbery operation in Kogi state.

We were behind the Bank Robbery in Uromi, Edo State, early this year.

Windvane was shot and wounded in The Bank Robbery operation in Ibadan, Oyo State that was foiled by security operatives. The useless Prostitute and Thief almost lost her stupid life.


I (Benz4pimp) supplied the weapons that was used by Criminals in the now infamous Offa Bank Robbery operation in Kwara State.

I am Confessing my Sins and Atrocities on behalf of myself and the Useless Prostitute called Windvane because I know that our days are numbered and untimely death awaits benz4pimp and Windvane.