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Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Thamesbridge: 2:59pm On Oct 08, 2022
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray to God and after which they go to entertainment centers, shopping to have fun and relax. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like a hell somewhere compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Most girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Just like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at a train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid. Even the packets of condoms I came with from Nigeria haven't been opened yet not to talk of using it on any pussy. cheesy

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or else konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, job opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: until you come here, you won't know you are living in a hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Faber(m): 3:02pm On Oct 08, 2022
Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here is like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have isega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray and go to entertainment centers to have fun. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like hell compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must advice note that pussy is hard to find here. You can lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Girls wear pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Like this one I saw in a bus as shown below, she was almost suffocating. cheesy

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, jobs opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Pussy is hard in Canada, and be careful with the Indian lady, there's law against sex harassment.

Also the government have strict laws against prostitution. Dildos and intimacy gadgets go dey sell their like mad

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by BloomingDale(f): 3:08pm On Oct 08, 2022
Please, African men should stop the corruption and make their country beautiful for their women and children, instead of running to the white man's table to eat crumbs. No one respects you. This is how the world sees you, packed in a bus like sardines and you fools still smiling sheepishly like the fools you are.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Cypress042(m): 3:11pm On Oct 08, 2022
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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by NwaNimo1(m): 3:12pm On Oct 08, 2022
Peeping Tompolo.....

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by ggood: 3:14pm On Oct 08, 2022
op Are you telling me you can't find Nigerian girls to date over there?

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by JaneGray(f): 3:14pm On Oct 08, 2022
Short up mugu, there's no where insecurity is not a problem, everywhere has it. Ifọla ala beke chefuọ ụwagi.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Urheadmaster(m): 3:16pm On Oct 08, 2022
Faber:


Pussy is hard in Canada, and be careful with the Indian lady, there's law against sex harassment.

Also the government have strict laws against prostitution. Dildos and intimacy gadgets go dey sell their like mad


Over here in Germany, scarcity of pussy have turned several persons into a heavy masturbators.

There are church but no noise

No mosque

No agboros

No touts
No old politicians
No unknown gunmen
No ritualists
No skull miners grin


No roadblocks

No kidnappers

No terrorist

No Boko haram

Germany is more than heaven

Extremely beautiful country cool tongue undecided

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Creamypie(m): 3:20pm On Oct 08, 2022
Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray and go to entertainment centers to have fun. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like hell compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at the train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid. cheesy

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, jobs opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: Until you come here, you won't know you are living in hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.
bro one love. My younger sis who lives in Ontario with her husband confirms every bit of your message. Most people here don't know what real governance is, which is d reason they are influenced by tribe/religion, which unfortunately, influences their decisions when choosing wrong leaders putting us in this sad situation. Congrats once again.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by PharoahIII: 3:24pm On Oct 08, 2022
Hahaha e remind me of wen I dey uk lol condom dey expire for my hand. @op the easiest way to get laid is to go to a club. Plus you may want to go for more mature women perhaps or those fat ugly white girls who have been rejected by white men(white guys hate fat women like hell), so they have no choice but to go black. Goodluck with ur hunting, just remember if a girl says no, no is no, dont even try to convince am else na jail be that.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Nobody: 3:25pm On Oct 08, 2022
Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray and go to entertainment centers to have fun. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like hell compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at the train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid. cheesy

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, jobs opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: Until you come here, you won't know you are living in hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.

Women in the west have a different concept of dating to Nigerian women. They are empowered over there and most need to connect with you emotionally and physically to give you their body.

Nothing to do with cash. Unlike Nigerian women who are looking at men as currency, "destiny helpers", sugar daddies and sole providers.

It is not the fault if Nigerian women though. Many don't want to be the way they are but a chauvinistic and sexist nation means the average Nigerian female may have to do a sexual favour for a man to get ahead.

Most Nigerian women change when they arrive in the west to be more independent, dignified and assured.

It is the reason there are a lot of cases of Nigerian men killing their bride they bought to the west to be their subservient slave yet she "grew wings" once in the UK USA, Canada etal.

You're right about Nigerians living in hell though. That opinion is 100% correct.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by PharoahIII: 3:27pm On Oct 08, 2022
Also wen u get a girls number as a rule never ever call her until at least Two days have passed. If u call her immediately she'll smell the desperation and play you like ping pong. Also last advice stay away, in fact run far from Nigerian women over there, they will bring nothing but pain and misfortune to you.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Righteousness2(m): 3:27pm On Oct 08, 2022
BloomingDale:


Righteous thunder fire you there. Mumu righteousness.
Back to Sender!!!!

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Thamesbridge: 3:29pm On Oct 08, 2022
PharoahIII:
Also wen u get a girls number as a rule never ever call her until at least Two days have passed. If u call her immediately she'll smell the desperation and play you like ping pong. Also last advice stay away, in fact run far from Nigerian women over there, they will bring nothing but pain and misfortune to you.

I have made this mistake severally, maybe that was why I lost one Canadian lady, I was rushing her like an average Nigerian man that's se x starved for months.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by BloomingDale(f): 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2022
PharoahIII:
Hahaha e remind me of wen I dey uk lol condom dey expire for my hand. @op the easiest way to get laid is to go to a club. Plus you may want to go for more mature women perhaps or those fat ugly white girls who have been rejected by white men(white guys hate fat women like hell), so they have no choice but to go black. Goodluck with ur hunting, just remember if a girl says no, no is no, dont even try to convince am else na jail be that.

You are right at the bolded. That's what the African man is good for, to be a dustbin for the white man's thrash. I think I just threw up in my mouth. After dipping their dick in a white woman's dirty toto, they want you to suck that same dick and dip it into your toto. Chai.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by EmeraldJD: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2022
I feel your pain bro.. Don't worry when you visit Nigeria next you'd be the "Lord of the pussies". They will ditch home based players like us to jump on foreign based dick even if na $1 you flash dem. grin

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Nobody: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2022
BloomingDale:



Please, African men should stop the corruption and make their country beautiful for their women and children, instead of running to the white man's table to eat crumbs. No one respects you.

I blame the African women that submit and respect these foolish set of African men, that are at the bottom of the totem pole. No wonder the foolish African women are suffering, selling their toto up and down to make ends meet. Your men don't even respect you fools . Shame no even dey catch una. Useless African woman, especially the Nigerian woman. Submission kee all of una.

Let me see the fool that will reply me to insult me. That's when you will know that everybody walking this earth are not human beings.

The Nigerian/African politicians are just the most useless set of human beings on this earth, not even worthy to be called human beings. They are not even fit to be called dogs. How I wish Nigerians will start spitting on them wherever they are found like the dogs they are.

This is how the world sees you, packed in a bus like sardines and you dogs still smiling sheepishly like the fools you are.

Totally agree with this. The West cannot remotely compare to most nations of Africa as geographical spaces offering maximum potential for quality of life if only the African man can do the right thing and make the right choices.

We cannot rise above primitive thinking, greed, hatred and discrimination in Africa. That is why a continent God has blessed the most is suffering the worst.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by sanpipita(m): 3:39pm On Oct 08, 2022
Its just different systems, abroad is serious and heavily taxed, if you don't have money you won't survive so everyone focuses on survival first which means being serious with their lives especially jobs, they end having an anti social life unlike Nigeria where one person can be responsible for his family and friends while they relax, you can't have that abroad, if parents will charge their own kids for utilities in the house

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by HeavenVGate: 3:42pm On Oct 08, 2022
Creamypie:
bro one love. My younger sis who lives in Ontario confirms every bit of your message. Most people here don't know what real governance is, which is d reason they are influenced by tribe/religion, which unfortunately, influences their decisions when choosing wrong leaders putting us in this sad situation. Congrats once again.
Does that mean she is missing Di*k too undecided undecided undecided Of course yes, I'm right. Oya na guy, connect them, so they both could solve that problem at no cost. Please I'm begging you. Connect them. But make your sister no con dey ask for coming money Oo, my guy no mugu reach that.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by baretalk: 3:43pm On Oct 08, 2022
Mugu face your hustle cheesy

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by EndsarsReloaded: 3:43pm On Oct 08, 2022
It really must be tough for you guys over there cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by IvarDboneless: 3:53pm On Oct 08, 2022
Righteousness2:

Back to Sender!!!!
This one is not even a pastor...You are supposed to turn the other chic for him to slap u again that's what pastors do undecided

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Nobody: 3:53pm On Oct 08, 2022
baretalk:
Mugu face your hustle.

Lol. After all is said and done, normal men and women still need sexual 'release'. Yet I think I get your point about facing his hustle sha.

Perhaps OP should invest in a meaningful and loving relationship, that will also provide sex as a benefit, rather than hoping women abroad should be as loose as Nigerian women who have no choice but to that way courtesy of our fcked up nation.

In my experience of the West, precisely the UK and USA, if you work on refining yourself then you will appeal to all women. Black, white, Latino whatever.

Be physically fit and attractive, work on being confident, be fashionable and trendy, pay attention to hygiene, be charming and polite, be intellectually stimulating and knowledgeable. Those are the sort of things that attract average women, not gold diggers, in the West.

Focus on those and meeting women in the West will become easy.

What has spoiled Nigerian men is how cheap our society has made Nigerian women. At any time, you can lure POS girl or even street hawker into your room for a quick shag all for 5k naira.

Nigeria is fcked sha. Society does not dignify or elevate women Not funny all.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by etrange: 3:55pm On Oct 08, 2022
You travelled all the way to Canada, you're still looking for pussies up and down. If they let you, you'd still turn around to say "Canadian girls are useless", "to marry these days dey fear me", etc..

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by realmindz: 3:55pm On Oct 08, 2022
Lol, very correct.
That's how it is, you don't just approach any girl anyhow . But once you start settling down well and start working, your network will improve and you will make more friends, from there, you can start dating one of those pretty ladies.
White girls can be sweet sha but be careful.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Creamypie(m): 3:57pm On Oct 08, 2022
HeavenVGate:

Does that mean she is missing Di*k too undecided undecided undecided Of course yes, I'm right. Oya na guy, connect them, so they both could solve that problem at no cost. Please I'm begging you. Connect them. But make your sister no con dey ask for coming money Oo, my guy no mugu reach that.
she's married.we ain't broke this way too. Olodo read my write up. Its focused on bad government, not useless Nigerian girls like your sisters

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Kingspin(m): 3:57pm On Oct 08, 2022
Your Abuja, Lagos, PH, and Nigeria still de learn.
Ordinary elections in Nigeria can not vote for fit and sound candidates.
They prefer the dollar to reach 2000 than voting for a better candidate.

What a set of people.

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by realmindz: 4:03pm On Oct 08, 2022
ggood:
op Are you telling me you can't find Nigerian girls to date over there?

Nigerian girls abroad suffer pass. They are used to men approaching them and throwing gifts at them. In abroad, nobody send you, nobody will approach you. The Nigerian men there are looking for girls they can marry and get PR.
I'm not saying they won't get a partner, but the odds are against them and most of the time lonely. intimacy gadgets, dating sites is constantly in their budget.

Any Nigerian girl abroad should argue this

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Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Rahkman: 4:04pm On Oct 08, 2022
You no get tinder ne?

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