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S O S by jackpot(f): 5:38am On Aug 17, 2011
A farmer buys a young c[i]o[/i]ck, as soon as it comes home ,it rushes & f[i]u[/i]cks all the 150 hens. the farmer is impressed . At lunch, the c[i]o[/i]ck again screws all 150 hens. Farmer gets tense now. Next day , he finds the c[i]o[/i]ck f[i]u[/i]cking the ducks, goose n donkey also. Later, the farmer finds the c[i]o[/i]ck pale, half-dead and vultures circling over it's head.
The farmer said, "you deserve it,U Hot bastard, ".
The c[i]o[/i]ck opens one eye, points up & says, "ssshh! Don't shout! Let them land" wink grin grin
Re: S O S by jokingmary(m): 3:41pm On Aug 17, 2011
:d
Re: S O S by dani1luv: 4:10pm On Aug 17, 2011
e remain the farmer wife 4 d cock to fccckk
Re: S O S by geogeo01: 5:38am On Aug 18, 2011
Mtchewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! @poster abeg na joke U bin wan write?
Re: S O S by jackpot(f): 7:35am On Aug 18, 2011
^Hey, your wife must have denied you s[i]e[/i]x at home. Don't transfer the anger reach my side. tongue tongue Thanks cheesy
Re: S O S by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 18, 2011
lol .nice joke grin
Re: S O S by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Aug 18, 2011
*Exits Thread*
Re: S O S by Nellyon(f): 11:44am On Aug 18, 2011
^ typical
Re: S O S by StudioCFR(m): 11:55am On Aug 18, 2011
*blink eyes*
Re: S O S by Nobody: 12:14pm On Aug 18, 2011
Fantastic joke, the best, grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin ;Dcorrect cock!! u are the true son of your father Mr COCK
Re: S O S by Nobody: 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2011
I meant C0ck, who is changing this to rooster, maderators, easy na, abeg, lst time i checked, c0ck is in my dictionary meaning rooster, but , na c0ck i mean grin

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